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  1. lurkingdirk

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Everyone in that video should get kicked in the crotch.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    On a scale of one to the eiffel tower, how erect does hodj get when he thinks A Moon Bat is posting do you guys figure?
  3. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Hodj wants to anger fuck A Moon Bat. And, to be honest, I think everyone would feel better after that happened. With the exception of Moon Bat's anus.
  4. lurkingdirk

    NHL 2015-16 Season Thread

    Toronto: 4 wins and 8 losses. Only teams with fewer points are Columbus and Calgary. As per protocol. Fucking sigh.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    hodj, your post was unclear. How do you really feel?
  6. lurkingdirk

    Parent Thread

    Damn. If you're not careful, I'm going to have to start respecting you.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm pretty sure it tasted like turkey.
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    Parent Thread

    Dude, you're a good parent. Way to take the time to work with your kid rather than blame the teacher. And I'm glad for your kid, too. Learn to do school right when you're young, and you are good to go for the rest of your educational career.
  9. lurkingdirk

    College Football 2015-16

    They couldn't decide to delay using those for a few weeks? Dumb as a bag of rocks.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Good hummus with good bread is pretty decent. If either the hummus or bread is not good, it will make everything taste like ass. Even home made hummus could be considered fast food. So easy.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Mrs. T's Pierogies. Fucking delicious. That is all.
  12. lurkingdirk

    Zoolander 2 (2016)

    And they need to come up with more scenes like the day spa. You know, day spa? D-A-I-Y-E?
  13. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Congratulations.
  14. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    He lets me clean the hoor's buttholes.
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    Parent Thread

    My kids have various things they do around the house, and they do collect an allowance. They all have bank accounts and monitor them online with me helping. They also have various things they do for pay - the oldest 3 are babysitting, they all help at a farm down the street and the farmer pays...
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    Zoolander 2 (2016)

    I'm the same way. I hope so much that it's as good as the first. I have little faith, though.
  17. lurkingdirk

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Don't be disgusting. Cookies. Do I have to tell everyone everything? FFS.
  18. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    He prefers women.
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    J49: An Erotic Life

    Hires a hooker for a "date," skips the sex part.
  20. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    But you want to. And we want you to. Keep us updated, bro.
  21. lurkingdirk

    You know you're getting old when.....

    The aughts were a pretty rough time for me. Ended up well, but a lot of energy was expended.
  22. lurkingdirk

    J49: An Erotic Life

    His wife is online, not him. That's a guess.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I'm not saying they can't come without the church part, but the church part makes those things easier to achieve. Sorry, but it's a captive audience that gets together weekly, and forces some of that. It's entirely possible to encounter all these things without church. That's not how I live...
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    Parent Thread

    Good for you! My kids do a triathlon every year with me. It's designed for kids, and it's a riot to do, and then talk about later.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Probably should include his erect penis, too.
  26. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Spicy? Mild? Did you make enough to can? Can I come over?
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    So the sense of community, the positive moral lessons, and discipline learned by religion all have no value whatsoever. jenniferlawrenceyahright.gif
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    The Fast Food Thread

    You have not fully explored your sexuality.
  29. lurkingdirk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Fast Food Thread

    Will you cook the pizza rolls, or eat them McCheese style?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Parent Thread

    Harder to take off when I cool down. Outstanding proposal. Should you hang the sacks, or leave them in a corner?
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I dunno, but it's fun, isn't it?
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    Parent Thread

    I tend to screw a piece of plywood over my kids' doors if I'm really pissed off at them. Too much?
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    No, I'm not spending my time finding an article to please you. It's not Carmel, and two of the four blue ribbons were won after 2003, and they have never nominated themselves for any. Students do NOT have to take religious classes. Non-religious schools from Washington, Colorado, New...
  36. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Yeah. Glad you're catching on.
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    Parent Thread

    chaos - my youngest has a similar issue with appetite. It's hard work to get him to eat anything. It's a problem. We're finding ways to deal with it. Every afternoon he eats half a gatorade protein bar. They're wicked high in calories and protein and other good things. As he has been doing that...
  38. lurkingdirk

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Stop talking. Dude. Seriously.