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Fuck Chick fil A. shit food from a shit company served by shit people. with extra shit. shit shit shit.

Oh, jeeze. Here we go.

To make Thanksgiving complete:

Yup. But we are nearly done. Charlie Weis still cashing big paychecks via Notre Dame Fighting Irish There's actually a party planned on campus when his final check gets sent. I'm actually not kidding.

This thread has taken a strange turn. I may be aroused.

Texas should hire Charlie Weis. hahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Will he be #winning with garlic, then?

Sad orgasms are still orgasms. Sob jobs can still be fun.

I had 50 people for lunch last week, used four slow cookers to cook soup. Turned them on at midnight the night before after doing the prep work had perfect soup ready without any work at lunch time the next day. Crock pots are being used less since I have the sous vide for sure, but they're not...

Yeah. That's winning. When I read this I tried to summon some sympathy for the guy. Didn't happen. What a tool.

Chance of sad sex?

You old, Noodle.

We're all closet homos? Seems the simplest of explanations. I mean YOU all are.

I dunno. ND losing only to the #1 team. Seems a shame to leave them out. Not that I'm biased or anything.

Bros, I want to deep fry a turkey, but don't have an adequate cook top to do it indoors, and I want to do it outside anyway. Any thoughts on how to get a huge pot of oil hot as fuck safely? Also need good recipes for deep fried turkey.

Well, they'll likely lose to Baylor. The win against TCU looked good at the time, but not so hot now. Baylor might jump Notre Dame in the rankings, though. Although Notre Dame's only loss is to the #1 team in the country. If the Irish can beat Stanford, I think they'll get a playoff spot. Pretty...

Do it. And wear a name tag that says Samwise Gamgee.

Notre Dame bumped out of the playoffs by Oklahoma State. Hard to argue with that, frankly. But damn.

That's a nice one, Bisi, but Kinner is right. If you go shopping, imagine preparing an elaborate meal, take all the pots with you, and see if they all fit. Edit: I'm hoping to do my kitchen fairly soon. I'm eyeing this bad boy: Shop GE Cafe 30-in 5-Burner 4.3-cu ft / 2.4-cu ft...

Wow. That's surprising and terrible. I'm sorry. I'm thinking of you and your family. Hang in there, man.

Stanford trying to make magic happen Edit: shitfuck. Notre Dame's game against Stanford is now less relevant. If they lose, they'll drop 10 spots.

No. Stealth helicopters and transport only. #malecopterprivilege

Everyone knows attack helicopters are male. It's the transport helicopters that are female. Get it together, man.

LSU gon' be so salty, it will be delicious. Stanford about to fuck up their season. Baylor coming back. Utah gon' be exposed. Awesome football day.

Damned right.

Had to cover my tracks regarding the Paris thing. Involved destroying a couple children, but I have quite a few, so it only hurt for a while. Peculiar that you're looking for my input, though. I want you guys to know, I like the ladies. Sorry if I lead you on.

I made hummus tonight because fuck you all. It was delicious. I'm soon going upstairs with some smeared on my dick so my wife can enjoy some.

Juice, any snack food, and most bread products disappear in this house as though transported away. It's remarkable. Oddly enough, vegetables don't disappear at the same rate.

Bloody TCU struggled againstKANSAS. sweet. Also, lots of ranked teams going to move down this week. So much wow. Very awesome.

You are, chaos. Old. Horny. Perv. You are rather dashing, though, so you have that going for you.

Fuck Michigan. That was a really entertaining end to the game, though. LOL LSU Edit: Also, I hope Baylor loses. Huge. And Notre Dame looked sharp today.

Duct tape works wonders.

My wife's pubic hair is just a shade longer than I prefer. What is this, 1970?

Stop drawing attention to me. I know where you live.

Izo seems upset.

Subtle differences. Like fine wine.

Perhaps especially him.

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But do you prefer the taste of Marmac or A Moon Bat's penis?

On a scale of one to every time someone makes a comment you respond, I'm going to have to go with the latter.