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Why does everyone assume ghosts speak English?

Let the school psychologist have a look. Let the school do what they want and be pro-active. You'll earn bonus points with the principal and her teacher if you do this. If they know you're trying and are open to hearing what they have to say, they will bend over backwards to accommodate whatever...

Don't hold back. How do you really feel?

Sometimes the burn is in J49's pants.

Yup. Good summation.

Your wife does anal?

And how does it feel being spanked like a bad donkey?

Man, I have tried to watch Alton Brown's show, but he's too much of a damned freakshownerd. Too quirky. I respect the skills and abilities he has, don't get me wrong. But the show just rubs me the wrong way. He's trying to be too smart, or something.

It's never coming. All money ear marked for salaries went up Brad's nose.

I don't like the coffee from a french press. Too much of the coffee's oil is retained, changing the texture of the drink. Steam is the best way to make coffee. That said, the stuff I've been drinking this week from the Keurig is not bad. Anyone have favourite keurig cups? I tend to like bold...

Do you remember when A Moon Bat moved the goal posts so his argument made sense? Dirk remembers.

Sorry, but this is just a silly post. "Oh, you have a different method for cutting one veg from another? Stupid. Cut them all exactly the same so you can practice and not hurt yourself." The method that Gordon Ramsay shows for cutting onions is superior in every way, which is why all chefs use...

Reach around. Reach often.

Watched the Blackhawks skate for practice at Notre Dame today. Same ice my kids had hockey practice on later and a few Blackhawks came out and did some coaching. Pretty cool.

Because none of this is real.

To do either will get the SJWs pissed off and attacking you.

The thot plickens.

You guys should watch the show "Chef's Table." There is an episode where this dude smokes things in this way, but often outside. In snow. It's fascinating. Francis Mallmann (TV Episode 2015) - IMDb

The burning he can take. It's the itching and the scratching.

It was. Watch this for the lulz Is this the worst snap in college football history?

I think the best solution is to invite your study buddy into a threesome with you and your wife. That way you aren't cheating, and you get to explore the vagina.

It's always a fucking circular argument with you, isn't it? Fuck. This is why we're not dating anymore.

And here is why so many marriages fail.

You have some good animal advice?

You think I'm not going to obsessively watch this now? C'mon Noodle. You know me better than that.

I thought about that, and it's a good thought. I was in his classroom today, and he's really popular. I was able to watch him at recess without him knowing, too. Again, he's popular, kids are following him and playing with him. Warrants more investigation, though. Thanks. Thoughtful point. We...

I think part of the "work" side to a relationship marriage is acknowledging that there are a whole lot of other people in the world you want to screw up against the wall. It's the decision not to, regardless of temptation that is the work part. Easiest thing in the world is to put your penis in...

We're having an issue with my youngest. He has always been a good sleeper, and bounced out of bed. Now, since school has started again, he's an absolutely grumpy jerk in the morning. Have to literally pick him up and get him out of bed, and then he screams and hollers at whoever has the pleasure...

Dude, I can't rep you, but this made me lose it. Well done.

Did anyone see the game where the ball got hiked about 8 feet to high to a punter? I saw it briefly on an update, but can't remember who it was. I think I remember them saying the the hiked ball traveled further than any completed pass for that team on that day. I want to find it and laugh...

I would make love to that steak before eating it.

Notre Dame was a damned uncomfortable game. And Zaire is out for the season with a broken ankle. I think we'll drop in rankings, as we should, and I think we hope for a 9 win season. That said, the second string quarterback did a really fine job, and even impressed me in a couple situations...

Awesome. That happened with a couple of mine, too. Huge frustration with the process, and then done one day because he made the decision.

I voted Hodj because he was first on the list and it seemed like less work.

Just wait till he starts walking. You'll be like, "Hey, my kid can walk! That's Awesome! Hey, My kid can walk! Well, fuck."

Don't be silly.

Fucking Pennsylvania is worth it?