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Imagine a unicorn fart.

Progress! Didn't say get raped.

^^That shit's pretty funny.

Brilliant!

Nah, I just see people doing things they are told not to do, and then being outraged when there are consequences. I don't care why they are doing those things, they were told not to, so why continue? To blow off steam? To demonstrate how stupid they are? To try to prove some ridiculous point...

Dude, your world is changing!

I hope at the beginning of each level there is a short video of Brad saying "this is gonna rock!" To not include this in the game would be a fatal mistake.

Absolutely genius, I tell you.

Well, that's a dumb comparison.

Yes, yes. Keep saying it. It makes you appear smart.

There is no brown nosing going on here. I am sincere in my points. The mods can go fuck goats for all I care, I'm merely trying to understand why people insist on acting stupidly.

Sure, I understand that, but persistently saying stupid things that are related to that which got you infracted in the first place is stupid. Also, if you don't like the rules, or how the forum is moderated, simply go somewhere else. There's not a shortage of places to go.

Go to the Badlands in the Dakotas. Unreal. Yellowstone is a good choice, also looks other-worldly. And Door County in Wisconsin is pretty gorgeous, too.

These statements can only help you get your infraction reduced. You should continue making many more statements of this sort.

You said something we have been told not to say. How is it that you are proven right once again? Honestly curious.

Works for me everytime.

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Couldn't possibly be for persistently talking shit about everyone in charge here. Obviously he has nothing but respect for the owners and administrators of this fine forum.

Sorry, I'm going to have to tell you that I would stomp you in corn hole. Also ladder ball and jarts. I live in a town that tailgates half the year. You'd be my bitch.

Is that true of hernias, too?

Lawn Jarts are a lot more interesting when you put a few land mines in your yard.

He needs to be released before so he can double down on his dumbness and we can make even more fun of him on the 24th.

sheesh. Start with water and a whole chicken, add some carrots and onion and garlic and sage and celery (and season). Boil for many hours. Strain the broth, strip the meat. Put the meat back in the broth, add whatever you want in the soup (I like carrots, sometimes rice, sometimes orzo...

How often are you masturbating? Science wants to know.

Did you finish it in any way, or just take it straight out of the sous vide and eat it?

Especially the uncle gravy?

I tend not to buy breasts anymore, because thighs are cheaper and more delicious. Maybe I'll get a pork butt, instead. Though the thought of stuffing the tenderloin with sausage and cooking it slowly is not bad.

Fuck turkey right in the ass. I don't make that shit any more. Goose or duck is a superior meat every single time. I may try to sous vide a whole goose. How long do you think that shit would take? I'd have to put a brick in the cavity to keep it in the water. I'm shredding a porkloin for the...

Jebus making out with his brother. Sounds like a good idea to get away from this woman forever ago.

I need recipes with tomatillos. I have so many ready to harvest I could feed Ethiopia for a week.

Dude, don't be dumb. Clearly ReRolled is going to solve ALL of his problems.

dafuq?

The picture made me slightly tingly. I'd eat that.

Strength, brother. I wish you clarity of thought and a clear path forward, whatever that is.

So what does this do to your plans? If she's voluntarily getting help now, does that put the hold on you moving out? Could she have sensed what you were about to do, given things like you getting a car, and done this in order to protect her ability to keep your son with her? If she can...

Fuzzy Tacos does not sound like an eating establishment I would frequent. Who comes up with that shit?

Many levels of special.

Damn. Sophie's choice.