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Khane does like the sausage after a few drinks.

So one thing I would guess from the information that you have given is that your daughter is smart as fuck, and knows how to act with specific people, and she chooses not to do that in the classroom. It might be autism, it might be ADD, who knows what, but there might be medication that helps...

'Tis the season.

That icks me out, too. It's not rational. My wife once joked she was going to add some of her breast milk to my coffee. I've never put cream in my coffee since. I dunno. Whatever.

I'm not denying that. I'm merely offering a situation in which you could get mad at a chick taking pictures of herself covered in cum.

I believe horses are racist. Have you seen those elitist mother fuckers?

You have daughters?

Please be sure to clean the butthole.

So are chicken feet.

Don't be logical about this. Allow me to be icked out in irrational ways.

Holy shit. I'm pretty sure all life in this house would end with that statement.

That's a thing?

I, too, have a coffee maker with an insulated carafe, and a travel coffee mug that keeps that shit hot for literally 8 hours. The coffee is brewed at 6 in the morning, at 1:30 it is still hot enough that no warming is necessary. I currently roast my own coffee, and I'm pretty happy with that...

It's a great idea. Begin the marination process while the bird's still alive!

I had no idea pumpkins had pompous asses. Now I'm oddly interested.

Oh, shit. Pumpkin spice has made it to this thread.

I spent a weekend cooking down things like pumpkin, peas, apples, and so on when our kids got to the age where they started non titty based food. Cheap as crap, and good for them. Takes freezer space and patience.

If we're talking coffee, can someone tell me about Keurigs? Is the coffee good? It's certainly fast and convenient and terrible for the environment.

I'll stick with the someone keeps posting them on youtube and they stay up just long enough to watch them level of illegally watching things, then.

Whelp, she's using without you, so you might as well go get some.

"My father's penis is so much larger than yours when erect."

Where are you guys watching this? I was able to see the first two episodes on youtube, then the account was killed.

I found he interrupted his guests enough to be annoying. I hope that was first night jitters.

If he gains garlic powers, and becomes Garlicman, will he wear his underwear outside his pants like Superman? Would they reek of garlic?

Yeah, buddy! We knew you could do it.

Throw in a couple of midgets pudding wrestling and you'd be the star of the internet.

DON'T DROP THE BABY ON ITS HEAD! ALSO:

Noodledad isn't alone with Noodlespawn for another half hour or so. Then we start asking questions.

Did anyone else find the filming quality and light quality odd? Definitely different than most late night TV. I thought he did okay, though. I might check out highlights the next day periodically.

Yes. Don't be jelly.

You want to lose again?

I don't want to brag, but I haven't showered for three days.

You have no idea how dirty Dirk can get.

Well, now we need video.

Fuck, dude. Fuck. Clean your friend's thumbnail after scrambling. Fuck.

Clean your thumbnail, dude. Fuck.

He goes from horns and piercings to pudgy and into butt stuff. It's a slippery slope, friends.

All buttholes were immaculate.

That poll is garbage. Ohio State at #1 after giving up all those points to an unranked team? Bonkers.