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  1. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    We need further pictures of her nipples for confirmation.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    That's a pretty good offer, mods. What does the good Doctor think of this?
  3. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    Hey, Johnny, are you spending more time with Capri than with your wife on a daily basis? Curious minds want to know.
  4. lurkingdirk

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I think this thread should be put into ScreenShots while the Moon Bat is in the rehabilitation program.
  5. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill: Bitches Are All the Same / MRA Circle Jerk

    Yes. Tell yourself that.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I was having issues with the air in the ziplocks, too. But, submerge that shit, right up to the zip, and all the air comes out. Shit doesn't float any more, and I have no more issues of that sort. Then I use a heavy ladle to keep it away from the pump.
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    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    Pretty sure Jared will not be featured in any more Subway commercials.
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    Motorcycle Thread

    I might be doing sex wrong. As far as the risk of riding a bike - there is risk, and then there is risk. We all risk something every single time we get into any vehicle. People who ride crotch rockets very fast and stupid are often called "organ donors." They're idiots. The same is true of...
  9. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    There are so many directions one could go with this.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I made a bourbon glazed pork loin last weekend. 134 for about 12 hours, then put it in the marinade/glaze in the fridge over night, then finished on a smoking hot grill. It was really good - that bourbon glaze is totally worth doing. Bourbon Glazed Sous Vide Pork Tenderloin - Modernist...
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    Motorcycle Thread

    Damned nice looking. How does it ride?
  12. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    Man, you get your pan hot as a mother with some oil, and you get that skin nice and crispy while you cook the meat. That texture adds something magical to fish. I leave the skin on whenever possible. Good for the grill, too.
  13. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    Damn. Impressive, both in the catch, and the cleaning.
  14. lurkingdirk

    Reddit is on fire

    Wow. This is going to hurt them badly. Pretty fascinating to watch.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Those really are very lovely. I'm considering, even though I don't need them.
  16. lurkingdirk

    The Fishing Thread

    "Lake Whisperer."
  17. lurkingdirk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Leave for five days without announcement, and let the chips fall. Come back, then leave again for another five days if shit is messed up. Repeat.
  18. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm going to sous vide a centre cut pork loin tomorrow. Any ideas? It's 9 pounds.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    But would you trust J49's recommendations?
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, for me to buy a knife I have to be able to hold it in my hand first. I can hear all the reviews and hype about any knife, but I want to know what it feels like if I'm going to drop a couple hundred bucks on it. edit: and it certainly does not always end up being the most expensive stuff...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Creepy factor elevating.
  22. lurkingdirk

    2015 Blackhawks Salary Dump NHL Offseason Thread

    Toronto will finish with a worse on-season. Almost guaranteed at this point.
  23. lurkingdirk

    Red Pill: Bitches Are All the Same / MRA Circle Jerk

    a_skeleton_03, don't try to be rational. They're wrong, but will never admit it. You've got a good thing, and you know it. I've got a good thing, and I know it. We all have friends with good things. But that factual, real live evidence is merely anecdotal. You haven't read this study that proves...
  24. lurkingdirk

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Get one of the Wusthof classic chef knives. Great steel, nice balance, decent options depending on what shape you like. Wusthof Trident Classic Knives Wusthof Classic Cutlery Shipped Free - Chef's Resource
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    TecKnoe

    Some people believe Hell is a proper noun. I believe we can say either would be correct. Well spotted, however.
  26. lurkingdirk

    A 30 year quest/dream maybe this week

    Most expensive Remington I ever bought shaved my face. It had nice lines, though.
  27. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    Ah. got it now.
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    TecKnoe

    *Hell of a Why can't I stop now? Dammit, Izo, I think you broke me.
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    TecKnoe

    *What *? *Laughing out loud *What *I *far *? *Laugh my ass off *. or ! *And *Mario *, *I *don't *, *I *I'm *what the fuck this is? I generally don't do this, but that's exceptional.
  30. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    Filter doesn't accomplish what a softener does, and if your filter is clogging that much and hard, could be something like iron causing shit to bind. If you're on a well, there are many, probably most, places in the country where a softener will benefit you.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I use a huge, really thick gauge stock pot, and I wrap it in a thermal blanket. I have not yet done it, but I'm going to use my angle grinder to make a fairly tight-fit cut in the lid so I can put that on while it's running, and I think I won't lose much water. Will report back when that's done...
  32. lurkingdirk

    The Fast Food Thread

    Interesting. Tell us more.
  33. lurkingdirk

    First World Problems

    Get a damned water softener, dude.
  34. lurkingdirk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    That's a new one.
  35. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    You forgot one Wolf: Butthole cleaner aficionado.
  36. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    Jerry Springer show - envision it: Johnny is sitting with his wife, and introduces his hookers one by one. Then Wolf cleans all the buttholes on stage.
  37. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Mine does not have a second ball ring. Dirk is intrigued.
  38. lurkingdirk

    My new Dating Pool

    Was it yours?
  39. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also a good plan.
  40. lurkingdirk

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Soy, get yourself a vibrating cock ring. It'll speed things up for everyone.