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I have one bathroom to go in my house. The tile is all functioning perfectly, but it is a crappy 1980s Miami Vice style renovation done in the 80s. Ugly as sin, but totally functional, so I have it on the back burner until most everything else is done. I have it worked out how I can get a 1...

That can't possibly what I think it is, can it? I am certainly not going to the site, but please tell me it isn't actually what it says...

Holy mother of all that is dysfunctional.

I believe she once gave him chlamydia, so they're technically even, I think.

Oh man. Dead Presidents. That movie made me want to kill everyone and then myself. Dead Presidents (1995) - IMDb

Pfft. Moving a toilet is not that big a deal. You just have to make sure you can structurally support it while you have enough slope on the plumbing that empties into a large stack that is adequately vented. Simple.

Yeah, but who hasn't?

I guess this is a good (but sad) point. Oh no you fucking didn't....

Ahh, this brisket is amazing. Is that a hint of tree stump remover you've used? Brilliant!

Incest porn is a real thing? idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore

Do a lot of reading on pruning, and it will go fine. Much of it can be done from in the tree if you can climb at all.

Yeah, I've been tiling for years, and I still shy away from tiling a shower. I always make space to put a 1 piece unit in (often have removed doors to make this possible). Those beasts won't leak for thirty years. Tiling I have done myself? Probably be okay, and I've helped friends do it, but...

Screw it, then. Take care of it. Declare ownership. Do some ladder and climbing work, and then scream "Get off my lawn!!" any time anyone else gets near it.

Isn't that true of everything you wet dip? Athankyou But seriously? I have hella hard water, like shit's ridiculous even with a softener. Is this going to be a short lived appliance because water issues? Corrosion showing up after one use does not fill me with moist, deliciously cooked...

No way I'm starting with duck. Maybe pork tenderloin, maybe steak. But if I do a duck, it's going to be a whole duck, and it's going to be after I perfect my techniques.

Exactly what I use. A quarter the price, with a tenth the refills.

Talk to the person next door and tell them you're willing to do the work, make it a good, healthy tree that provides delicious fruit, and offer to let them pick half. If they aren't interested, they'll more than likely tell you to go ahead and deal with it and take the fruit. Win!

Dammit. Was not happy to see the result this morning. Come on, Chicago, step that up!

Does the pipe empty into the ground and you can't see into what it empties? If that's the case, it might simply be that someone created a French Drain there which is fine for regular and light rain, but fills up during heavy downpours. If that's the case, the options are to live with it, or...

If you want to increase the yield in your cherry tree you have to prune that shit for a couple of years. Seriously, get the sucker branches all off, reshape it for maximum sunlight, profit.

Two smallish trees - Montmorence (typical Michigan tart cherries) and Bing for sweet. I can't get the Rainer thing established here. Tried both of the last two years and the winters have killed them off.

Looks good. You could take the salmon out and just use a kitchen torch to hit the outside after putting some butter on it. That would be tasty.

We're getting cherries, too! More than last year. And believe it or not, we already starting to get some cherry tomatoes. We're eating lettuce already, and our herbs have really established themselves and taken off. Shit's going well this year!

That may well be the stupidest thing I have ever watched. I became dumber watching it.

The last two posts disturb me.

Hey Tanoomba, does it ever wear on you that 100% of people who encounter you on this forum think you are completely wrong and insane? I wonder why you continue to fight what you obviously consider to be the good fight while everyone around you thinks you are (at least) partially insane?

Soy's solution to life.

The easiest way to fix that is an area rug.

Pictures and orgasmic descriptors are required.

This was pretty crazy.

Fuck you all for having sous vide machines that work. I have to wait. But high heat skirt steak cooking makes it tough, man.

It may be canola oil.

Not so bad, actually.

I've done it many different ways, but what I most recently did was this: I make 10 holes the size of cement blocks. Each hole was about 2 feet deep. fill one foot with coarse gravel, then poured cement up until it was roughly 6 inches from the ground. Then, one cement block on each, set the...