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Ah. Therein lies my misunderstanding.

I heard a_skeleton_03 has an enormous penis. Is this true?

I don't need them anymore, but I never minded condoms as much as everyone else seems to. Not a big deal, doesn't take any time, still getting laid, feels good.

*Salutes

Or an SUV (extra seating for the kids)

Sandy vaginas all over the place.

A large penis helps, too.

Damn. That was nice. Well done.

I'll rip the antlers off a moose and smash your skull with them while I enjoy peameal bacon with a side of poutine. Take off, eh?

Can I be the board of trustees to whom the Dr. reports?

I had pulled pork on a pretzel bun with a side of coleslaw, some sliced cucumber with hummus, and a few potato chips. It was filling without being heavy.

Holy crap. This is amazing to watch.

I would eat that. I'm hardcore! This Canadian will cut you, bitch...

The "daddy" adds a creepy factor of more than 6.

If someone could find a way to harness the power of the butthurt in this thread, we would never need to burn coal again to create power.

Or just realise it's going to be hot. Run a hose over it before you get anything out of it. That'll cool it down enough.

And then pay them for it.

Me, either. I am dissapoint.

Yet I will care for and nurture my offspring. Check mate motherfucker.

I find you so much more attractive when you're in the rickshaw. Can we fuck?

But what happens when I celebrate my 40th anniversary and am still crazy in love with my wife? Also, she hasn't cheated on me, I can tell you with 100% certainty, and I haven't cheated on her? Also I don't want to bang other women, I get lots of sex from the woman I committed to, and she's happy...

No. Just good at fucking.

I lived in China town in Toronto. The street food was initially scary. Then, as I sacked up and tried it, it was delicious. And now I miss it.

I'm beginning to believe you are retarded. Happy or not, many marriages work. They work for many reasons. The people in them are happy. Red pill bullshit won't make that possible, nor will it save you from that. You're welcome to think what you want. I'm welcome to think you're a total...

I will cut and bag you.... Nah, man. Hope it was awesome.

Can everyone please take themselves a little more seriously? Seriously.

Kid stays in that situation, not much hope for him. That makes me sad. Fucking lack of rules about who can procreate.

Photographic evidence needed.

So, roughly 40% of marriage relationships surviving the long haul are anecdotal evidence? Your story about the unicorn is cool, though. Totally demonstrates your intelligence level. Thanks. I'm out.

But there is only one way to think of this. Regardless of your success in your marital relations. Doesn't matter. Fuck that.

world. not word.

You just broke the word.

Not a false analogy at all!

Dude, roofing isn't rocket science. Build a small storage shed from scratch. Make it easy by eliminating ridges and such, so a single slope roof. cheaper, better, feel good about it.

Sorry. I've seen the evidence. I guess I just know more quality people than average? I have no difficulty saying that yes, the wives will stick around. I've seen it. In the worst situations. I have no trouble imagining what you're suggesting, and it just depresses me. This is my beef with the...

Not a bad idea.

Yes. It seems you're having nothing but a blast.

Or your wife because you didn't get divorced. It happens. Depth of relationships. It matters.

a_skeleton_03 seems upset.

No, there are many relationships that matter that aren't the mother of my children. But who will stick with you when shit gets terrible? No one will stick with you like the mother of your children. Or your children. The depth of relationships matters. Red pill bullshit will not form deep...