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  1. lurkingdirk

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    The Fast Food Thread

    As if we're going to believe you're not familiar with the butt.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Suck Thread

    I like tomatoes.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    If it's finger food, you could always do meatballs with a variety of meat. I have good recipes for lamb/beef mix balls in a good sauce. Or you could do a beef satay - meat on a stick is always good, especially if you make it crazy good and hot. Or a beef/bacon roll, always a hit. Or, be...
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    Parent Thread

    Man, those moments when you feel like a failure as a parent because something bad happened. Don't feel that, man. This shit happens to kids, it is just part of life. And I'm willing to bet that he won't be grabbing the coffee maker again... Glad it isn't more serious. And, yeah, vinegar...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'd do 'em.
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    Parent Thread

    I figured that out, have moved on.
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    Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists

    That's a fair question.
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    Parent Thread

    Why would I actually spend time to provide articles when no argument on the internet has ever changed anyone's mind? I hope you come to grips with your autism, and can forgive your parents for mutilating you.
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    Parent Thread

    That's quite a leap. Not believing circumcision causes autism is just like believing in creationism. Solid argument.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Should I be tipping my wife if I'm not getting hookers on the side?
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    Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists

    You should probably get that looked at.
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    Parent Thread

    Seems she did. Jenny McCarthy circumcision and autism | Action For Autism
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    Parent Thread

    For every scientific article you provide that says circumcision causes autism, I can provide one that says it doesn't.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Boy, if I had a dollar...
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    Parent Thread

    Yeah. That's complete bullshit.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    So we had people over tonight for dinner, and I decided to make the big bowl type of Japanese soup so people could customize it as they liked. I was a little worried about an hour in, because the broth starts with just shiitake, garlic, and ginger. While that's boiling, it doesn't smell good...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This thread is a veritable gold mine of valuable information. Keep going, gentlemen!
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Gorgeous, man. I know you're not feeling it in the cold and snow, but that's a pretty beautiful spot you've got.
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    Weather

    Haha, lake effect snow is crazy. We get that here, too. It'll be snowing like white out conditions at home, and at work, nothing. That's just a 5 mile difference.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You really think I haven't thought of that? Come on, man.
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    Home Improvement

    Four foot trencher will beat frozen ground every time. Depending on how deep they need to go, and how frozen the ground is, boring is possible, too.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If I don't get anal on the first date, I kill her and move on.
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    My new Dating Pool

    So, in actual minutes, are you spending more time banging whores, or visiting your son in the hospital? Just curious.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I prefer handsy drunks who also use their mouths.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I get all our meat at a very fine price, and I grow all the vegetables we can possibly when seasonal, and have cold storage for things like root vegetables and hearty apples, and a large quantity of deep freeze for fruits and shit. I can hundreds of quarts of shit like tomatoes, applesauce...
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    Home Improvement

    Two wood stoves, free wood. Only had to feed one today to keep the part of the house in use warm on a butt cold day. I did laundry and did some cooking, but that's all the gas I used. Burn wood. Chopping it makes you manly.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Me, too. He gets handsy when he gets drunk.
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    Home Improvement

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Uh, yeah. Feed five kids and two adults every day, and then think that budgeting for food isn't a thing.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Weather

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    It used to be, and I have no idea if this is still the case, but the deductible was waived for fridge things in the event of power loss for an extended period, or appliance failure if said appliance is still under warranty. I have no idea how that differs from region to region, but there you go.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    You know, many insurance companies will reimburse you for food in your fridge up to 500$. You should look into that.