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  1. lurkingdirk

    Home Improvement

    Could be a couple things, but an easy test is to lift the toilet and replace the wax ring. They can dry out and cause slow leaks that will eventually smell like sewage. Another possibility is that there is not sufficient venting, and the water in your toilet's trap is being pulled out just...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Warming dinner:
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    First World Problems

    She does not care for your suggestion, and urges you, at your earliest convenience, to go and fornicate with yourself.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm not familiar with vegetable cleavers, this intrigues me... It does appear to be a Chinese technique, and looks pretty versatile, depending on your skill level.
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    I think we can all agree

    I heard he also has a tiny penis. From a friend.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Congrats Tuco. You're starting a pretty cool part of life. Parenthood is a wonderful thing! My very best wishes to all three of you.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I have a magnetic strip for my knives, and I'm really happy with it. All knives presently visible at all times while working, and extra drawer space.
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    First World Problems

    I brought an exceptional bottle of Scotch to a dinner party last night, and it was 3/4 full when we were done. My wife told me I had to leave it there. Now I have only my slightly less exceptional Scotch to drink.
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    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

    Best review thus far: The Onion Reviews 'The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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    Who is more fucked up, Antarius or J49?

    I just read the "My New Dating Pool" thread, as I hadn't before, but the things people were saying here made it sound...interesting? J49 wins. Just wow.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Apply electricity to nipples. Doesn't matter whose nipples, just make it happen. Booster cables work if you can take the pinch...
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    Parent Thread

    Scalding coffee enema for Tuco.
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    College Football 2014-15

    LOL Pittsburgh.
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    College Football 2014-15

    Wow. What a finish! An outstanding game. So much fun to watch that second half!
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    College Football 2014-15

    Holy shit, this shit is bananas edit: Michigan State looking like the team they are ranked as.
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    Happy 2015!

    Happy nude year to all you asshats.
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    College Football 2014-15

    I'll have one with you. But for different reasons.
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    College Football 2014-15

    I do so enjoy seeing SEC teams lose.
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    NHL 2014-15 Season Thread

    That list of rangers is just awesome. I can't +1 you, but holy crap did I laugh at that.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Big enough to officially qualify for the title "Big Ass Sammich."
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    College Football 2014-15

    Try this Football
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    College Football 2014-15

    I would enjoy watching this be a shut out.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I was worried because I felt pretty sick yesterday. Bounced back, though. I hope you bros still have some fun, and eat something totally decadent. Fry yourself a pound of bacon, or something.
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    College Football 2014-15

    Holy mother of God, Ole Miss is just shitting the bed. He tried to intentionally ground it to avoid a safety, which would have been a safety anyway, and he threw an interceptionin his own bloody end zoneinstead of just going down. This is all because TCU is good, and charged up, but this is...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, a couple charcuterie plates, two kinds of freshly made tapinade, four loaves of fresh bread, one that will be hollowed and filled with a spinach dip, and three kinds of dips - 1. Red Pepper, walnut and tahini, 2. roasted garlic and scallion, and 3. lemon, pepper and pecorino. A few...
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    College Football 2014-15

    Because OSU is a paragon of higher morality? pfft. TCU certainly has started well!
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    Parent Thread

    We usedFuzziBunz Premier Cloth Diapersthe whole way through, and just replaced the inserts between kids. Pretty inexpensive, and easy as all get out. Wasn't a hassle, really.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    We're making a shitton of appetizers for people to graze on tomorrow night, everyone's favourite finger foods to eat at a thing like a new years party?
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    College Football 2014-15

    Wow. I'm amazed. The Irish didn't turn the ball over, and they only had one penalty. That's how they win. Freaking Golson is done - he turned the ball over himself 22 times this year. We've got a new quarterback, baby, and he gets the balls out. This was an exciting game, and the Irish...
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    Snowblowers

    Yeah, I've had ours out only once this whole winter, and didn't really need to. That's fine, no snow means I keep riding the motorcycle!