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They're intended to be used as a sex toy.

I said at least. I was making allowances for you, needle dick.

My projector on which I watch movies isn't HDCP capable.

Don't forget - Everyone's penis here is at least 14 inches long, too.

That should really be your avatar, man.

I recommend children start with one of these:

This is Toronto's year. That's right. I believe.

I think it seriously depends on the kid. I trust my youngest with a knife, have since he was five. Not like I'm going to give him a pile of apples and walk out of the room, or anything. Be on top of it when you start, figure out what's safe. It's all about supervision.

Oh, they're on a clean up rotation, and I always have help with cooking, I just like cooking too much to always give it up.

Don't do it. Shit's crap. On a happier note, my middle child (11) cooked dinner alone tonight. Mashed potatoes (I've had my butter quota for the year, I think) and Broccoli from the garden, and she wants to experiment with meatloaf, so she asked me to get her minced lamb, and she...

Man, that shit is crazy. No kidding you freaked out, I know I would have, too! The office where I'm doing most of my work these days is within walking distance of one of my kid's schools. If I heard that, you know I'd have gone charging over.

Congrats. You made it to three this time.

This is vastly different in different countries in Europe. The Netherlands, for example, makes you take years of citizenship classes, you have to demonstrate a working knowledge of the language, you have to agree to a bunch of other things, and you have to rescind your other citizenship(s)...

Try this, man. It's awesome. Mine is different every time, but start with something like this: Breakfast Pizza Recipe : Ree Drummond : Food Network

What's an ass fridge? That sounds awesome.

I have been considering pouring my kitchen counters, but I've seen several kitchens where people did it and it looks like crap because they didn't do it perfectly. It's all about preparation, I think.

Just wow.

I crack eggs onto the pizza, they come out like firm, sunny side up eggs. I do precook the bacon or sausage, though. the Pizza doesn't stay in the oven long enough to cook the meat.

It has to be a probe from his oven. Making a breakfast pizza tomorrow morning. My kids love that shit.

Not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed.

Incorrect and problematic view on religion and it's treatment of women. $0.02

If that's true of the women you know, you know a bunch of trashy women. That's not true of any of the women who are in my social circle. Clearly, you're wrong. We're offering personal experience as proof, right?

What about a Christian West Virginian who has only had sex with her brother/father but claims virginity because she was asleep at the time?

Confirmed dick lover. That, plus his mother, explains everything.

Cheese has no fear. Especially when it's buried deep in her luggage. Gravy, we have never left middle school, have we?

I have lived and worked in several different countries, and the hard part is always the visa. Getting it nailed down in a timely fashion is usually what is the hardest part. For the most part, if you're a law abiding citizen, have the money to get the visa process happening, and can coherently...

Why does he have room mates?

Yeah, that thought has certainly crossed my mind, too.

What if it is a Christian virgin who has had oral sex?

You can't fake that stuff! I had a family member bring me the wheel of Gouda from the Netherlands. Likely not allowed to bring cheese across, but she packed it deep in her luggage and it all went smoothly.

I'm a try that! Thanks guys.

You're awesome. Can't + you just now. I'm going to use that combination of rub spices, will report back to the awesomeness. Planning to start the process about midnight on Friday.

Pork butt will be about 15 pounds, and the smoker will, I estimate, make about 225, maybe 240, so I'm hoping for about 18 hours of smoking time. Slow and steady wins the smoker race.

Perhaps someone should request Amod change Dumar's user title to Ken Ham. Or perhaps Ham Sandwich.

I do believe Erronius is making Dumar look foolish. It's quite fun to watch, really. Dumar doesn't believe he looks foolish, which makes him look more foolish, but he still won't believe how foolish he looks. It's quite delicious. He's very beta.