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Talking about potential is the dumbest thing you've said yet. And that's saying something. Let's look at a few other possibilities: Every person has the potential to be a mass murderer. Every person has the potential to make a million dollars. Everyone is a mass murdering millionaire...

I hope you grabbed that junction with your bare hands while standing in a pool of water. Who the heck does shit like that?

Does this count?

dammit!

I think I was cuckolded today. I had to go to the bank, and the teller was a woman. I asked a woman for money. My own money. Damn. I think my life might be over.

The picture is becoming clearer and clearer.

Not all. His mother is an exception.

What if they had their foreskin surgically removed?

You do it well enough that I've become donkey tranny dick curious.

Regardless, I salute you, sir. I would be dead if I did that shit. No exaggeration.

Hairy tomatoes?

Different food. Equally hairy.

That trip sounds awesome! I'd really have a pretty serious word with your Ducati dealer when you get back home. Thank goodness you had them checked over again! No fun having a blowout on a highway, trust me, I've had it happen.

Don't be too hard on him. His mother is a whore.

Comcast did say they ate it for cost up to $2,000, but not higher. Yeah, the building is sitting kind of alone out there, though there is a school next door. I wonder what company the school uses. Maybe they can piggyback off that.

Indeed.

Yeah, no other business on that side of the street. Wankers.

Man, you hit the nail right on the head with that description. It's uncanny.

Yup, that sums it up, nicely. Assumptions of that sort will make for a pretty miserable, lonely golden years.

One of the businesses for whom I do some work was considering moving to Comcast to up the internet speed considerably. They came and assessed the situation, and said that install would be $4,000, and the business would have to pay it. They would have to get the cable under a road and then go...

Corn hole. No question.

Nah. He likes 'em hairier.