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Try not to do this while watching.

Does he have to tip the goat afterward, or should he expect a tip from the goat?

I don't mind admitting that I'm at least at half mast after reading this. That's not the drinks talking. For sure.

Couldn't they have just used the Braille on the touch keys? (I'm kidding)

I wonder if this will increase or decrease the number of rich Nigerians who want to send me money.

I tend not to want to kiss my wife just after she's given me head, too. Dammit. I'm a bad gay AND straight person.

Dang. I fell badly for Enyemea, really.

No. Who would want to touch those buttons?

This thread is incredibly informative!

Nigerian keeper has really been pretty solid this game!

I was recently behind an old person at an ATM. She took so damned long, I'm pretty sure she was trying to surf the internet on that thing.

Ouch, add insult to injury with the kid stuff. Yeah, I really don't think that car is anything but toast. It was exposed to intense heat, so who knows how much wiring and how many components and so forth are totally fried. And some of that is shit you wouldn't find for a while, possibly...

That save by the Nigerian keeper was just amazing. France's keeper has really stepped up a couple times, too. Is it just me, or do the Nigerians all just seem bigger and faster? Edit: Oh, and screw ESPN3, who obviously underestimated the bandwidth they'd need to stream the world cup...

But I thought you already felt wholly inadequate at all times?

Ho. Leeeee. Fuck. That is rough, Tarrant. The kind of shit you see in a movie, not in real life. Hope things go smoothly for you! I'm sure it'll buff right out.

Watch out, Kuriin. Chaos has feelings for you.

The balloons are very festive. There to celebrate a job well done?

Certainly not. Hence the query.

Interesting technique. Do you feel chanting that will shorten your time in the RRP?

What have we become?

Yeah, it isn't her trying to get furlough that makes her a selfish crap face. It's more in how she reacts to other people, and thinks the entire world should make her the centre.

I'm watching the episode where Piper applies for furlough.

When does a taco stop being a taco? I just made the oddest tacos, but they were stupid delicious. sirloin steak - cooked rare in an iron griddle, then marinated in miso paste, olive oil, black pepper, and a bit of sugar. Marinated after cooking for about 2 hours, and then sliced thin...

Is that because the moment you have sex with them, they instantly become gay? You must have some mad skills.

No way the Netherlands can win this in penalties. Damn. That's a costly yellow card. Mexico will be down a couple big players if they make it to the next round. Edit, and another yellow. And a goal. I'm at least half erect right now. Another Edit - there's going to be some...

Wow! That goalie had to miss at some point, and that was a bullet!

I hate the Mexican goalkeeper. That is all.