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It was 70 here two days ago, we got 2 inches of snow over night. It's just too early to plant here yet. I'm getting itchy fingers, though. I want to get stuff in the ground!

Penis, or no penis?

Sweet. Izo has spotted another injustice that must be righted. Expect a thread and a poll soon! It must be very frustrating to be you.

Long distance knifing.

Yes, but this wasn't a video game scenario. We're talking in the real world; with scary people.

I have one still in a car seat. I have twin 13 year old girls who are not yet dating, but are certainly noticing boys these days. God help me.

There are so many stages that we, as parents, long to be over. Crawling Diapers Baby gates Car seats Dating Teen years

Hahaha, I remember those days. Hey, my kid can walk! Awesome, good for him. Hey, my kid can walk! Shit, my kid can walk.

No unspoilered wieners.

There were a lot of names thrown about. Who will replace Letterman? Top 10 candidates

I'm willing to bet Jon Stewart was approached. I don't think he wants to give up what he's got. His ratings are great, and he's probably a lot more in charge of that show than he would be the Late Show.

I think what is going to happen is that Colbert will create a new "character" for this show. He'll shift his act at least somewhat, as that's what the gig demands, but he'll still have an on air personae that is not necessarily the "real" Colbert. He acts a certain way to accomplish what he...

Season 5. You just created it.

F&*(^(%&*^**%(*(^* Toronto Maple Leafs. Ten games ago, they seemed in good shape to make the playoffs. Their record for the last ten? 2-8-0. Way to step it up at the end of the season, you bunch of twatholes. Man, does that organization need a top to bottom overhaul. Unreal. Last ten...

The poking a glove away can be seen a couple of ways: scumbag dickhead move, or gaining an upper hand by antagonizing the other team. I saw that one the same way you did. It really is a dick move, but there's a reason to do it in certain circumstances. You really think his diving has gotten...

Don't freak out. If he's getting his regular check ups, and the doctor isn't alarmed, you're fine. Some kids have a flat back of the head, and it rounds out nicely when they start sleeping differently. There are many parents who over react and get the helmet too easily. One of my kids had...

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