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  1. lurkingdirk

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    Correct. Penis or no penis?
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    Penis, or no penis?
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    should we remove nets

    Perhaps I'm dense, but could someone explain Worf/Picard to me?
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    should we remove nets

    Fishnets? Yes, remove them.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Ever work at a position where you do absolutely nothing?

    This thread will expose all government employees on rerolled if everyone answers honestly.
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    1942 Mustang
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    Home Improvement

    Rip off the old carpet yourself, paint the subfloor. The house I bought was a stinking mess. I tore out all carpeting, everything got 2 coats of primer (walls, floors, ceilings). Can't smell any cat/dog piss or cigarette smoke anymore. After that, call the carpet guys in. Might seem silly...
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    Home Improvement

    I do everything myself, from plumbing to cement work to roofing to electrical. I don't lay carpet myself. Doesn't matter if you're gluing it or stretching it or what, I find it very difficult to lay perfectly square and avoid creases and wrinkles. Plus, if you have someone else do it, and...
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    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    What is the benefit of continuing engaging in this discussion? He has made himself clear, I don't think there is anyone who has read this thread that thinks Gaige is anything but a pedo, or at least a grown man with dangerous tendencies to like little girlsat the very least. He's not denying...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    NHL 2013 - 2014 Season Thread

    That's depressing. Get that team out of there!
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    No. I just realise that people eating loudly is rude, and I don't care for that. But please. Continue chewing loudly, and then getting upset at people who tell you it's gross. Really, it's delightful to listen to you orally process food. You have to know that's true in your heart of hearts.
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    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    That's some young pussy, dude. Not sure it's appropriate to post here.
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    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    Sixty percent of the time, it worksevery time.
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    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    dammit. I didn't think that one through.
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    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    It's a conundrum, though, isn't it? Adult bodies, not yet adult decision making skills. I have 12 year old girls. This whole discussion freaks the crap out of me.
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    On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pedo is Gaige?

    So, just for shits and giggles, let me throw this out. The average age for puberty for girls has fallen roughly 4 months every decade for the last 60 or more years. That's right, girls are entering puberty nearly 20 months, almost 2 years earlier than they used to. There are a lot of...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Confirmed. Everything you say is dirty. Anyone can screw up any cut of meat. I haven't experimented enough to know how much of a difference there is between farm raised and wild goose. I suppose that must make some different. Probably a little tougher, more lean, I guess?
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    Parent Thread

    Ha. Why do we all do that? Our first waking thought: Man, that was a great sleep. I was out for 7 hours. OH GOD MY KIDS ARE DEAD. Turns out, sometimes kids just sleep well. It's darned hard not to worry too much, isn't it?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I know, man. I've done it. Brought ear plugs to restaurants. I know I'm an intolerant person, but that shit's disgusting.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Audible eaters. Honest to fucking God. In what scenario EVER do you think it is pleasant for someone to listen to you chewing? Spit out your fucking gum, and when you're eating food, close your fucking mouth. There is nothing more disgusting. And if I encounter you ANYWHERE (at a...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Have a farmers' market? Usually anyone who sells poultry there will be able to either sell you one or tell you where to buy one. Make nice with the meat section manager at your local supermarket and (s)he will be able to tell you where to get one, too.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Go goose! Once you go goose, you never go back...Gravy could make this sound dirty. Goose is very simple to prepare, and you don't need a lot of expensive ingredients, so spend the money and get a fresh goose. Another thing that makes goose much, much better is a roasting pan with a rack in...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Why does everything sound dirty when you say it?
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    Detroit - No, really

    I was unclear. The down town area is fine. If you're driving in to town and you're still in the outlying areas, less safe. That's where you need to exercise caution. That's all.
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    Detroit - No, really

    Detroit's fine if you're in the downtown region. Don't listen to the haters. If someone gets in front of your car at a stop light while you're driving in or out, go over them. They're not alone, and other people will be at the driver side window almost at once.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Your dangling participles drive me wild! I don't know exactly what I'll use it for, however, over thanksgiving I watched people cook various things with their cast iron pans. Brussel sprouts with bacon, for example. They came out so nicely browned and evenly cooked, with a nice spice on...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm getting a cast iron skillet for Christmas. 10 inch. recommendations?