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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Seriously dirty.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Happy Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for?

    I'm thankful that, after my life absolutely fell apart just over five years ago, things are not only back on track, but my life is so wonderful that it feels like something from a made for TV feel good movie about family. I'm incredibly thankful for my wife and five kids.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Goose is at 120 degrees, right on schedule. Stuffed with lemons and limes, coated with the zest of the lemons and limes mixed with Chinese 5 spice, sea salt and lots of pepper. Dressing ready for oven. Made with sour dough and rye bread, onions, celery, figs, pine nuts. Made in a large...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Made a nice, cheap soup tonight that's great for fall. Apple and Sweet Potato soup, with a bit of gorgonzola crumbled into it. Had it with a loaf of bread we made this afternoon. :yummy:
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Naming individual states in the US is not at all the same thing as naming independent, sovereign nations in the rest of the world. Shit, most of those nations also have states or provinces or districts, and no one could name any of those. Geography is not taught well here. Shit, I bet it's...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I'm making rolls, too. They're called Dirk House Rolls. They are delicious.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    This is how I party.
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    Describe your poop with a movie title.

    Sure you can. Harry Pooper.
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    Describe your poop with a movie title.

    Hell Boy
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    Parent Thread

    This will work to your advantage when she's a teenager, and you can call her "cuff sucker," which sounds like a swear, but isn't.
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    Parent Thread

    Hey, mothers, watch this. Remember, you're someone's hero. OMG These Kids Being Interviewed About Their Moms Are Insanely Cute | Thought Catalog
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Do you live in the Gulag? Secured a fresh goose for Thanksgiving. Not going back to turkey this year.
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    Describe your poop with a movie title.

    Outbreak
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Yeah, there's no question that's true. I'm not contesting that. unrelated.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Cake Farts

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    Describe your poop with a movie title.

    Iron Man.
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    Describe your poop with a movie title.

    Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Meh. Enjoy her. I think me having near teen daughters makes me over sensitive to the whole age issue.
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    Parent Thread

    Humidifiers make a huge difference. I know there are arguments against it, but I put one on the furnace to humidify the whole house. It has been better since I did this.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Seems reasonable, and I agree with you, but there are rules. I'm not stirring the pot, just stating the obvious.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Interesting that some catch crap for pedo stuff, but gifs of a 17 year old gymnast are left alone. That seems...inconsistent? Whatever.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Here's a really tasty, fool-proof recipe I'm making tonight. We had tornadoes here on Sunday night, and a few friends are still without power - you can make huuuuuge batches of this easily, and it's inexpensive. In a large skillet, heat olive oil and cook hot Italian sausage (get it in bulk...
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Your brother sounds like a good guy.
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    Whiskey

    Not the same as Whole Foods. There is nothing that is inexpensive by comparison at Whole Foods. That place is just a trap for people who want to feel virtuous and are willing to spend a lot of money.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I know this will make me instantly unpopular (well, more unpopular), but I don't like wings. Too damned much work for so little meat, and so much mess. I also don't like ranch. Which my kids mock me for constantly. I can't rep you, but that looks awesome. I'ma try it, I think. While I...
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    Whiskey

    Yup. Last weekend did a fun tasting with friends - we all brought whatever we had that was whiskey-ish, tried a little bit of all of it. Scotch, Rye, Bourbon, and blended. Each were represented, and, in a blind taste test, I (and my friends) could tell what each was. That's not to brag, and...