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  1. lurkingdirk

    Kitchen Nightmares

    I remember this - the "executive chef" couldn't tell the difference between pork and beef. Unreal.
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    Kitchen Nightmares

    This. 100 times this.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    yup
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Home Improvement

    It will shorten the life of your saws. Not as in they'll be done tomorrow, but in a shed the humidity will be high (depending on where you live), and really high humidity is brutal for tools like this. If you wrap them well with a tarp, you'll probably be okay. It might not be a bad idea to...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Kitchen Nightmares is a fun show to watch, I think. Ramsay can be a douche, but he's good at what he does.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    If I PM you my address, will you please come and kill me tonight? Seriously? You blow a 4-1 lead in an elimination? Holy shit stains.
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    I'm nervous as heck. Come ON Leafs!
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    Buying a violin

    Where are you at? I know quite a few dealers in various areas. As far as size goes, I assume you're an adult. You'll want the full size. And that's not a lot to spend on an instrument, so you can't expect it to sound like a professional one. But what was said above is a good point - good...
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    Home Improvement

    I'd get a grout removing bit for your angle grinder or dremel, remove as much of the grout as you can, use a hammer to break the tiles into small pieces, and just work at it with a chisel/crowbar/sturdy putty knife/whatever works until you have enough off to get the wainscoting in.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Man who stand on toilet seat high on pot.
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    Hey, I was 3/3, and you need to buy me dinner before Joyce comes out.
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    What the heck is going on?
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    Islanders in real trouble. No kidding. Montreal is done. I think Chicago takes it tonight. If I'm wrong, you can punch me and call me Joyce.
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    What do you guys think? Can Chicago finish the series off tonight? I think Ottawa has this one in hand. If I'm wrong, you can slap me and call me Betty.
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    Carey Price out for Montreal for the rest of the playoffs. This nearly guarantees their next game is the last one.
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    North Korea goes full retard

    Nah, I have sand in my vagina because he's a no-good do-nothing dickhead put in a potentially volatile political situation. Which involves nukes. You know, other than that, I'm good.
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    North Korea goes full retard

    Dennis Rodman going to North Korea being discussed in the visa office: "Rodman wants to go again?" "yeah." "Okay, let the insignificant douche nozzle, who was once nearly something, but became absolutely nothing, visit the son of a dictator who was never anything, and leads a country who...
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    Yeah, don't get me wrong. Vancouver played like total shite, there's no question about it. They deserved to lose, they were outclassed in every game of the playoffs (all four haha). But I do think the officiating was very inconsistent.
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    Refs had it in for Vancouver the entire time.
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    The Montreal Ottawa Game just turned into shit. Fights and fights and fights. That shit isn't hockey. Fucking crap.
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    NHL 2012-13 - Half Season Thread

    Toronto is winning. Someone slap me.
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    Honeymoon Ideas?

    Walt Disney World. Make sure you comment on how hot all the Disney princesses are, and let your wife know that it has always been your dream to have a threesome involving Pocahontas.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    While I agree with you that we should ignore those with the sandy vaginas, I would point out, what the heck are the rules? Pictures can be funny - okay, that's in the eye of the beholder. Pictures can be strange - that allows for about 75% of what's posted here. Or pictures can be random -...