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That's not what I asked. How the fuck does that keep you from breaking 20 laws a day? If you're going to just stop breaking the law you would need to know every damn law that applies to you. Not just where they might come from. The thing you were responding to in rajah's post was...

quick, give me an itemized list of every law you are subject to right now. In whatever state/county/city/HOA you're currently in when you read this message. Don't cheat and look it up, just rattle them all off from memory.

I used to get that sometimes. I think the page didn't load all the way. Either that or you were put on the discouraged user list.

Dude, don't reward low effort trolls. I understand you like getting bated but make them work for it.

yeah it's basically game of thrones with cats instead of dragons. You can skip it.

The greatest thing about any work of art is that it doesn't matter what the artist intended. You can see whatever you want to see in it.

I'm changing my answer. Since I discovered audio books my favorite reading chair is the driver's seat of my truck.

What does that mean? You were born from 2 faggots? Wouldn't that make you the boiled frog? I saw the whole penis parade as a gay story line. Remember the cum closet when Carl was told to come out limping because he had a reputation to protect? I guess the carl's little piggy snick was a...

I probably said this before. But I once had an ultrasound done at the local hospital. I have a high deductible plan so I paid for the entire thing before the procedure. A few weeks later they tried to collect 'the rest of the money' from me because the insurance said I owed more. Got to...

Most male strippers IRL are gay too. So that shouldn't have been a surprise.

Richard Ayoade is still my pick for Dr. Laurie would be too much like capaldi.

Except that it is an option. You can tell it's an option because it's the one men take most often. Especially now that you can just shit in a box.

I wonder how often chubby chasers get their number and there's a hilarious misunderstanding.

Also, I thought the end was funny given how mantaurs are described.

My job has it too. I don't know if any of it is paid by the company, but I took a good look when they first offered it and it wasn't worth it.

Weird. I would assume whoever shorted you had stolen the extras. Maybe they were going to take the extras at the end of the shift.

Took me way too long to remember what the current indiana football club was. My only defense is that in my head I still call them the baltimore colts.

Our histamine system was designed to fight parasites and it only causes allergies because it's got nothing else to do. Give your kid worms to teach the histamine system what it's supposed to do.

I use Carl or Coral if they bitch about carl

They can create dead zones, but only if the AI allows it. Remember when growler gary walked into the supposed dead zone oren had created? The dead zones only exist as a courtesy from the AI. It seems like her bigger part is in the ascendency. It's obvious the ascendency is going to have a...

His stuff will work in the dungeon's enhancement zone, wont it? The goddess of chaos showing up at the gas station shows the enhancement zone is expanding.

Oh, I'm not forgetting it. I'm very much looking forward to the sexy scolopendra cosplay. But you make a good point. It may lead to the final fight being a crazy love scorned bitch. Wait, he did? Remind me how that happened. I need to get the pdf of this book so I can look shit like that up.

I think you left out shi maria.

I convinced my wife the scavenger's daughter back patch is an allegory for a nutsack. When we get full we need to release or we get soul poisoning.

I thought he used it against kepri when he activated run little gunter run. He was immortal at the time so it would have been a good opportunity. But since he didn't, i suspect something will happen that will eject everything from everybodies inventory.

At home Vajankle mold kits. First you make a mold of her ankle ... You know what? Y'all aint ready for this.

I hope I'm the one who made you look. Because I looked up AC/DC and laughed. But jefferson starship doesn't really fit with the others. Weren't they always pop rock? Maybe Yacht Rock? I don't really know what yacht rock is but it's got a nice mouth feel.

I'm calling it now. Epic cliffanger on book 9 then book 10 is 1 chapter where carl and donut don't escape the epic cliffhanger. Of course, I thought they were going to die at the end of book 1 and pick a different person to follow going forward.

You mean classic light rock? I can't even tell if that was a retirement community or just a current day AC/DC concert.

I don't care how much trash they let me dump, I aint cruising with them or anyone else. pic unrelated

I hope the press does the one thing they're good at and makes this into a huge deal that finishes destroying the giants. I want the earth salted so nothing can grow for decades.

That's a new level of fuckery I've never seen.

Nope. I went to a bookstore and took pictures of the first 3 episodes. Bought the next 2 books but I still need go find the next 3.

Went to a titty bar yesterday for the first time in at least a decade. Wife knew about it. When I got home she had 20 questions. On the drive home I was preparing to convince her she needed to smell my dick to make sure I didn't mess around. It wasn't a fully formed plan but I didn't need...

I bet if we spoke dog, that little fucker was was calling the bully a giant pussy. I liked how the one the dude was handling was under control but still wanted the snack just as bad. I thought the same thing. Only 2 answers I can come up with are: There was an altercation and the woman...

That's the best representation I've ever seen for "The old hairy eyeball"

I heard about season 9 last week and how it was going to be on HBO. So I head over there and realize that somehow I completely missed season 8. I got some catching up to do.