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  1. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I do it all from my phone when I'm home. easier to fat finger fuck shit up
  2. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I'm on right now. DO IT (^_________^)
  3. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    The report came in approximately 1 minute after Gavin asked why you weren't shawed, before he went crazy, by a person that I'm fairly certain is not invested in the amod thread.
  4. Noodleface

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    I bant him
  5. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    gavin isn't the only person that had a problem with it, he isn't even the person that reported it
  6. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    If the other mods didn't agree with your infraction then they could've reversed it. I wouldn't even be mad about it. It's not like I have some spreadsheet that I can run your comment against and with a binary decision check if you need to be banned. We're left to interpret the rules as we see...
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A lot of girls flip almost instantly when they get married, don't be surprised
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I thought about doing Uber in my town because they were offering $1500/week for the first month or something. My town told them to get fucked.
  9. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    I don't like a million LEDs, shit keeps me awake at night if it's in our bedroom
  10. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Bro, let's get two things straight. 1. The doctor cannot release you, you got a solid 7 Day RRP - you were not sent to the doctor. I know it's a hard concept for some on the board to understand, but the doctor rehab program is for other things. 2. You suggested Mist needed a good raping...
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've updated both Cad and Cud so that we are no longer confused
  12. Noodleface

    Depression

    I went back to school at 24 and everyone thought I was 18 still. Not as big of a difference I guess, but if I went back today at 31 they'd probably still think I was 21 or something. Also no one ever even asked me how old I was.
  13. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    The game in general is incredibly easy. Until Seymour Flux I hadn't died once, not even close. For whatever reason they made Seymour Flux one of the hardest bosses in the game.
  14. Noodleface

    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    Kuriin I was once at a party and there was a dude with his girlfriend there who kept hanging out with me all night. Like everywhere I went the guy followed me talking to me. I was hammered so I thought he was being a friendly drunk. Next day he called me, someone gave him my number, and wanted...
  15. Noodleface

    Fun times talking to a pos junkie

    My aunt is like this guy but to our entire family. I've often considered how easy it would be to bury her in the woods where no one would ever find her. No one would even report her missing.
  16. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    I didn't want to say waste of money
  17. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    Its cool to have that stuff, just lousy investments
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If someone raped and murdered my family all I'd have is blind rage I'm pretty sure. You can rape someone with an axe, and I'd definitely do it.
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You can only take quotes from Costanza with a grain of salt
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    On the outside it's easy to say "ah fuck it, get the hell outta there!!" but I'd probably have a lot of trouble making sure my son was alright, and he's only 4 months and just shits his pants all day.
  21. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No matter how petty anything is... you will never be these people:
  22. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was reading it as tortoise
  23. Noodleface

    River City Ransom: Underground

    surprise me
  24. Noodleface

    River City Ransom: Underground

    I'm drunk with power!
  25. Noodleface

    River City Ransom: Underground

    I fixed it for you!
  26. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If she agrees to it during an argument would that be considered 'under duress' ?
  27. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I'm computer engineering, so I don't know much about the comp sci curriculum. We were forced to take Calc 1-3, Differential Equations, Discrete Math, Statistics and Probability, as well as Physics 1+2, Circuits 1 and 2 (2 featured a lot of calculus), etc. I took numerical analysis because I'm...
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She starts breaking your stuff like a little child taking their ball home.. I don't think she'll settle for the easy thing you have drawn up
  29. Noodleface

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Westboro Baptist Church too
  30. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I like math, I don't like putting toothpicks up my dick (numerical analysis)
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I used Xoom, they offered more storage
  32. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    The Seymour fight before this he stoned one of my guys and got rid of him, so I spent an hour beating him with Yuna and Lulu. Longest fight ever. His little chode kept healing him for 1000 and lulu was hitting for 1500. Occasionally he'd ream us and I'd have to heal a bit so I was making...
  33. Noodleface

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    That lens flare brings back memories of me downloading photoshop off a warez site in 1997 and putting lens flare on everything.
  34. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Worse is cud is offering legal advice too
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't know what she'd do, but she's not violent (yet) and mostly sane (she doesn't eat leftovers). I base our marriage and the way I interact with her on mutual respect. At night we usually watch TV together when we can (4 month old in the house), and we always ask eachother what we want to...
  36. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Weird I had the same professor, but he was skinny. I didn't find discrete math hard, per se, but I found it absolutely boring as anything. Probably one of the worst classes I've ever taken as I felt it related to my major about 1%. My motto for discrete math was "simple topics made infinitely...
  37. Noodleface

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Sorry I changed the title to Poopeon - Rise of the Turd. I'm done messing with your thread. In truth I wish an awesome MMO would come out, but I feel the genre might be gone for good.
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife typically doesn't complain. I try to save video game time for after she goes to bed. Even if she did, she's sane enough (LOL) of a woman not to destroy my things because of it.
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What goes through a woman's mind when she thinks "I think I'll destroy his D&D things"?