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I'm glad my wife is on my insurance.. wouldn't even want to know how the government would try to fuck her (USPS)

Just looked them up and definitely do not get them here

Thanks for the advice! Indeed I've been focusing on last hitting a bit more lately. I played DOTA2 for a little while, so I did understand the concept at least. I have some trouble judging how much damage I do to how much is left on the minion but that will come with time. One thing DOTA 2...

Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream bro. They are heavenly.

I think this might help, lol: Why do teachers get health insurance during the summer when they dont even work? Back on point, I think that's a load of shit. Did she talk to anyone from the teacher's union?

Why do you have to pay insurance premiums out of pocket?

Probably because the locations and cultural references would make 0 sense to colombians.

The best part about the new expansion is that, aside from people who played beta, no one is really going to "know" the dungeons so you'll essentially be learning them with people who are also learning them. You'll get a few try-hards that want to blow through it in 5 minutes, but usually people...

Ghost pepper shits were pretty intense. I woke up so many times during the night to absolute burning shits.. it's a feeling you can't describe. My entire stomach felt like it was on fire for 24 hours and my asshole felt like it too. The worst was I had to drive my girlfriend to an interview in...

Feeling a bit better about playing now. I did get Ryze but had some trouble getting "into" him. I decided to stick with Sivir on bot for now and am doing much better - don't get me wrong, I still suck, but people aren't calling me a faggot usually anymore. (Usually) Now I just need to start...

I'm tempted to pick up COD just so I have something to fucking play.

When I was like 8 my parents got involved in selling Amway and we always had to follow them to the person above them's house for Amway meetings. Even at 8 I knew this was some straight up bullshit. The only plus was we got a soda machine that would carbonate water and you could add soda syrup...

I agree. They make their pizzas look absolutely fucking delicious in the ads but they taste so bland and shitty. If it didn't have the garlic sauce I don't they'd do much of anything for anyone. But as we all know, pizza is pizza. it is known.

Got a few 80's I might level up if that's the case. Read (in this thread maybe) that they changed exp for all levels 85-90 to around ~600k Exp required. I've always played a DK since WotLK, but thinking about going back to my warrior roots (MT in Naxx 1.0 waddup playas).

Circumcise him if you want him to have a glorious looking dick that slays pussy, or leave him un-cut if you want him to look like a filthy European porn star.

Damn I don't keep up! Oh well, that's in the dish too.. Here you go McCheese, someone on reddit ordered it:

Well the Trinidad Scorpion is the current hottest pepper in the entire world.. so yeah, I'd figure that would be a little hot.

Just curious but how far will that weapon take you in WoD? I only ask because it launches in like 2 weeks..

Looks good man!

Mama was the worst fucking horror movie i've ever seen

We just didn't want to know. My wife is super super super (x10000) fucking excited to be pregnant, and she really wanted to be surprised - she doesn't care. I see your points about people asking, but that's just the way it will be. As far as clothes and things, she wants gender-neutral (and a...

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I look at people that do pyramid selling schemes to be low sub-humans. What poor life choices have you made to lead yourself to this place, dear saleswoman?

Anyone played DK in the expac? They've basically been neutering that class and although I still level it as my main I basically don't love it like I did when I was a MT in Ulduar hard modes back in the day. It may have been OP, but they ruined it. Hows it playing now? Is warrior the better tank?

Bro it takes some balls to wear a red jacket to prom

I'm sorry, I cannot do that.

I pictured your avatar telling me to grow up and laughed hysterically.

I actually might resub myself, I usually do at the beginning of an xpac. My wife would never get naked willingly, but she is pregnant so who knows. What's the going $$ on pregnant titties based on trimester?

If my wife were to resub and wanted to join the guild, how much irl gold could I make by making her play naked and secretly having a webcam streaming it?

Bro how long do you keep the audio app running? It ain't gonna burn in after a few hours

The christmas shop is always a christmas hat, which your avatar is conveniently missing.

To be honest if they just got rid of that gay PS4 GUI and replaced it with the PS3 one I'd be happier.. Or at least let us organize our own folders or dropdowns or something. They aren't really fixing it..

I don't care what I have as long as it's healthy. We aren't finding out on this one for sure. Her birthday is next week so I bought her this book that is sort of a journal for the entire experience. You add in pictures as you go, fill in the blank things like "I think you are a ____ (sex)"...

did anyone at the party guess who that was? I'd probably think it was a white guy dressing up as a black guy from the 1900's like zyyz alluded to

Finally sat down to play at 10:30PM. Cracked my knuckles, got comfortable, had my drink handy. Ready for a couple hours of learning to play. Tried Sivir in a co-op game, just because I had been playing her and wanted to try out some things I had seen on youtube. I dominated the co-op game...

Sure, I can 'try' to be on Saturday night, but I'm not sure. Pretty limited with a kid on the way right now. If I'm on I will be drunk as shit. Noodlefacev is my name on there.. someone took Noodleface........................................ .........................................

I think the worst part of TLoU, and maybe what supertouch was referring to, is some of the sneaking parts (like the first subway area) you're walking all quiet and sneaking and then Ellie comes up screaming "HEY JOEL WATCH OUT THERES DUDES" and all you can hear is her running like a horse in the...

I will suck a man's dick for an invite. You can video tape it