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I'll carry your balls while you carry my ass (I might suck them)

This is all good info guys! I'm working so tough to respond to how fast the thread is moving. While I catch up, what is smartcast?

I think the bacon comes out that way because it comes in a giant bag they microwave.

Don't want to start a fire in walmart

What's a good hero to start with? I also got Ashe. I like Shyvana or w/e the fuck her name was.

Just started playing this last night. I don't know why. Got to level 3 and started playing with people and instantly wish I hadn't. Jesus christ is everyone that plays this just a dick or what? I'm not even that bad, in the general sense that I know how the game is played - bad on the level...

Didn't he hit on a 16 year old at a party?

So are you a fuckin reptilian or what dude? Work smarter not harder. My teachers made us not use calculators, fine whatever. In the real world that's not how it works. My boss doesn't come up to me and go "ok.. solve this complex algorithm... NO CALCULATORS ALLOWED LOL"

I think the dried ghost peppers are a little tamer too, from what I've heard anyways.

I just graduated with a BS in computer engineering last year. Every calculus course (1-3) would not allow calculators on exams. I was allowed them in Diff EQ's, but there was no point with the exception of doing some arithmetic for some balance problems. I also took a Numerical Analysis grad...

I can just picture those two sluts ganging up on the poor sap that is married to the mom. Just like poor dale. I bet she gets enough alimony to buy those fake tits she's got too.

In theory I feel like I could go through with it until I saw my wife with another man. That makes me greedy, sure, but I'd say most of us would feel the same way. I'm sure most of us would love to fuck an 18-year old cum slut now and again, but I can't.

Look I don't mind seeing a dong flapping around if it adds to the story.

I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect.

Guess I wasn't the only one, hahaha

I don't believe I could let my wife sleep with another man either. Imagine if the roles were reversed. Any dude that did that to his disabled wife would be looked at as a scumbag.

Probably an end tag. HTML YEAH!!

This makes me want to resub.. damn

Man why would you order ghost pepper wings on a whim like that? A local place (Barrett's Alehouse) has a ghost pepper wing challenge that I'm thinking about doing. Although last time I got light-headed when I ate a bunch.

This has to be the most boring cast in recent memory. All bitches all the time. At least Rocker threatened to punch someone's teeth in.

Drunk on devil horn tears

I got so pissed with the 90 playable characters in chrono cross

Play dates? What am I, some faggot hipster parent? My kid is going to make friends like I did. By being forced outside all day.

Damn.. guess I will just get the regular ones too then.

30fps on PS4... not sure if want..

I wanted to go since it's on my birthday this year, but alas I cannot. I'll be watching it live. Can you wear a rerolled or a Draegan sucks shirt so we know it's you?

Nice man, looks like we'll be having babies the same week!

My wife was in love with this Lays/Frito whatever Southwestern Ranch dip. Does anyone have a good recipe for this? We tried one that used some mayo in it and it made me sick.

I JUST BOUGHT SOME MOTHERFUCKIN PEANUT BUTTER TWIX AND THEY WERE FUCKING DELICIOUS. BACK ON TRACK TO NON-AIDS-VILLE (White straight suburban america).

Question about you trashing your GPA. Did you go to a university and blow it or did you blow it during highschool? If during university, most colleges have an application for re-admittance in which you're essentially applying to come back where you left off. I went to JC after dropping out of...

The price is so frustrating that I came and shit at the same time. I mean, that's not healthy right? I couldn't even tell which action was more pleasurable.

No way dude, I love the boy band car ride game

It's ok, I always have to try things labelled as "buffalo chicken" anyways. I knew it would be bad, but it was just a little extra not good than I expected.

True but I felt like she was breaking up just so we could have an argument or something. I wasn't really down with that and while I miss the pussy I don't miss the bitch.

Once had a girlfriend break up with me because we never argued, and most couples argue so clearly something was wrong. I didn't argue when she wanted to break up so she thought I didn't want to fight for her. Women are cray

13-2 had a retarded story but the bosses weren't too retarded looking.. although the main antagonist was far too flamboyant. Haven't even attempted to beat 13-3 yet.. I have no faith in the company.

It's crazy how much influence At the Gates had on metal (especially the Gothenburg sound) in such little time. I guess that's how it goes though. Randy Rhoads and Jason Becker were much the same type of influences on guitar playing.

Let's not forget how fucking retarded the last boss looked. Jesus christ someone was on crack

My father has an old strobe tuner and the thing is a beast. I just use my regular old rack tuner.

Buffalo chicken happens to be my favorite food of all time, so anything store-bought is usually terrible. I found while eating these that the whole time I wished they were regular pizza rolls.I'm gonna try the Jalapeno ones next.