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That's how I feel. Everytime I go I'm like "oooh chips ahoy FOTM blizzard!!!!" "What would you like sir? BTW your penis looks succulent" "Oh, why thank you. PEANUT BUTTER CUP BLIZZARD"

Yeah but if a women smells "earthy" or "musky" then her vagina probably smells like gorgonzola.

Not showering and smelling like complete ass may be a deal breaker for me. Sometimes my wife smells terrible, but she has a physical job and whatever - but at least she has the self-knowledge to know that she smells bad ("Can't have sex, I smell terrible"). I don't care if you want to use...

Yeah sounds good enough. I think I'll give it a couple weeks and if there's no improvement I'll go.

First of all gravy good luck. Certainly we aren't a priority in life but as soon as you're able to at least check in so we know it went well. Ok.. Had an issue the last couple weeks that isn't as serious but looking for thoughts. I'm type 2 diabetic so anything with my feet scares the shit...

I don't mind the minimap, but I feel like it's implemented wrong. It shouldn't show every single person as red on the opposing team, it should only show them if they make noise (fire a gun). That would make sense! What they did doesn't make any.

Maybe she was doing hipster lawn mowing and not conforming to your straight-line standards. Was she wearing her giant ear gauges and her 1950's hairdo?

See this mothafucka knows what I'm talking about. None of this new-fangled dark souls shit. Back in the day when you got your first video card it was some real mothafuckin shit. I had friends over and we all took turns and shit. I had an eye-gasm. Literally eye-cum came out of my eye.

Back on the topic of marriage, yesterday we were chilling at home in the living room and the wife started closing all the blinds. Not abnormal since she hates people seeing into the house. Then she put the dog out and got naked. Bent over the couch and let me have at it. I don't know where it...

Well then I'm glad it's free, can't really complain

When does the store update to have this game on it (free version)?

My highschool class had similar high numbers to Khane. It was nuts.

I'd much rather listen to tales of Too Much Brown.

Forza I'd imagine. Maybe more like Gran Turismo?

Same CPU architecture yes. Sony differs by using DDR4 and I think they use different GPU hardware.

You're all forgetting the most important thing here. Who the fuck wants to teach their kid this shit? That's free daycare!

avenged the fuck out of Begaro tonight, killed 3 dudes for him

I think it's easier for me because I remember playing quake 2 on integrated graphics at like 3 fps then buying a voodoo 3 2000 and pissing my pants at the marvel of 60 fps

I'm no doctor on te subject. Maybe diet soda with food is fine but for me it always raised by glucose

It doesn't matter if you drink diet soda man, that shit tricks your body into thinking you drank sugar and will cause insulin levels to spike. 5.8 is pretty high for a "normal" person, I think I was around 7.0 when I was diagnosed.

11/11 on my 1600x900 or whatever laptop at 60Hz. It was really easy to tell so either I have god mode eyes or my dick is huge

I read the spoilers of the book and I'd say the ending is close enough..

You can remove a bunch of options (at least on PS4) like prompts to dodge attacks and shit too.

I always refuse to buy DLC.. it's a shady-as-fuck practice in almost every case (Destiny, BF4, etc), especially games like this where it is proven they've taken things out of the game only to resell them in expansions. I don't mind paying for an MMO expansion with hundreds of hours of content, I...

I don't disagree with what you said, but a lot of kids are suicidal in highschool. He was just very vocal (call for help) about it.

All the guys giving it high reviews, what are your thoughts on

Hey bro, my family is plagued by canker sores to a degree that I could only describe as hellish. I found that taking the vitamin L-Lysine makes it so I no longer get them anymore. That has nothing to do with your diagnosis, but thought I'd throw it out there.

Yeah the moment I found I could just jump up a structure and they'd go "oh well, hes gone" was a bit worrisome, but it's still great.

My brother had some problems (suicidal) in highschool and was able to finish his diploma from home. The highschool actually send tutors to the house to teach him all of his classes at home (at night). They didn't even charge my mother. No idea how that worked. I thought it was a GED program...

Yeah, kind of weird how it worked out I guess. I didn't have much intel on him yet, hence why I wasn't messing with him. When I pushed his shit in I felt like a god.

Well I'm only a software engineer 1, so maybe it gets much greater at higher levels. I've heard EMC is below average for the industry though.

So far I'm really liking white a bit more than red, but I haven't tried many reds. I've been drinking it on game nights to slowly get hammered so I'm not pairing it with foods or anything. I know I'm like the anti-wine drinker but that's ok. So far my favorites were Pinot Noir and Moscato.

Yeah man. There was one warchief who kept killing me and I was avoiding him until I powered up a bit. He randomly popped up in a stronghold and I got a little randy with him and decided to give him a go. I was on a rooftop so I decided I'd jump down and fuck his shit up. Little did I know...

I much enjoy the blue raspberry coolatta from dunkin donuts, but they like to change to pumpkin flavored bullshit around this time so not sure it will stick around. They had a mountain dew coolatta a few years ago that was great. On the negative side Dunkin Donuts in Massachusetts is for faggots.

I think our new metric has to be how many McCheese's it can fill. In this case it may be 0.50-0.60 McCheese

Aren't we like the last country to still use swipe+pin debit cards too? FUCK THIS IM OUT

Ghost Adventures is one of my favorite showsI even have a t-shirt and poster hanging in one of our rooms

Not yet! But she has read all of the Richard Castle novels. Point me to where I can find some and I'll test the waters.

My yearly bonus is only $3200

I just avenged you Vehnn.. some power level 20 dude that was real angry. Tried to run away but I got him in your honor.