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Ah, I was in the "crack ring" then. I was at the Epic in Miami if that gives an indication.

When you say Miami is it like the almost normal part or one of those side streets that mysteriously turns into skid row? My trip to Miami was great (free boobs at South Beach) and frightening (walking down skid row)

If I had to pay a broad $33,000 a year I'd go live in one of those hippy communes way off the grid and never make contact with other humans for the rest of my life. Fuck that.

My wife still refuses to lift weights because she fears she'll turn into arnold schwarzenegger in 3 weeks

To really optimize your home system you'll want to connect to your PC via an Infiniband FDR connection @56Gb/s and then Fiber Channel out the back end to the storage (Stick with 8Gb/s for now, 16 is too expensive). To really saturate that IB connection though you'll want 8 FC connections to your...

How much trouble can you get in doing this shady shit so she can get on government assistance? I mean for fucks sake dude, you wrote it on the internet.. I don't think they'd have trouble implicating you.

Low rise underwear plus his mis-shapen Hermey the Elf head

My wife will blow your leaf for $500

Yeah I do weigh myself once a week in the morning to keep track of trends. I was at my mother in laws last night after dinner and figured I'd check out the damage. When I saw 237 I was like "hmm", as I have never been that heavy. The only problem is who the fuck gains 12 pounds in a week?

Let's not forget her most egregious error.. not sucking Onoes dick but immediately going to sucking a cops dick after separation. That is some bullshit.

Went to the gym last week at 225. Weighed myself last night at 237. Granted this was after a large deep dish pizza. Either I am Ronnie Coleman or I done fucked up.

You did get off pretty lucky Onoes. Is the money you're paying legally binding or just something you guys had a verbal contract over? She can revisit this in court, but only if there is just cause. She can't just show up and say "need more money lol plz" for no reason. Unless of course this...

I dunno man, at that point we are approaching internet prostitution.

Usually my cellphone is connected to my car to charge and play music. It can do Bluetooth but my car decided it won't let you look at your library with Bluetooth. You can only do next or previous track

No you fuckin couldn't motherfucker sugar is the devil. Rabble rabble

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Wait... Burger King left? I don't know if I can go through with this. I only knew one guy from Romania and he had one big foot and one tiny foot. He kept introducing himself to me (multiple times per hour) and shaking my hand. I don't trust you Romanians one bit.

The only downside is you'd have to live in Romania. I mean, I've never been.. but I'm not sure they even have McDonalds.

He's an engineer!

You don't have to file for bankruptcy if you can't afford your car.. won't they just repo it?

The guy in the video told me he created that bar out of something he found in his house and fastened it by another home made invention. He said instead of testing his weight he just jumped up and held on......

On topic: This is the guy I work with... he's sort of famous

Flimsy metal, plastic, and glass can only take so much stress before they'll fail.. it's a goddamn phablet what did people think would happen?

According to the dude this is based off of - all of this is 100% true. LOL

The proper time to ask for help is way before you need $9000 to stop a foreclosure.

I bought a set of Powerblocks based on recommendations I received here and they're pretty awesome. You can buy the 50/70 base model/expansion and if you ever need to can buy the expansions to 90 and then 130 (?). They're sort of a pain in the ass if you need to pull out the 2.5 pound weights...

Everytime Tenks posts about denim it's even more hilarious than the last time.

Take 5 minutes and read through this IAMA. It's the guy who this is based on.. he is the most pretentious exaggerating cunt I've ever read about. I am Walter O'Brien the inspiration behind the CBS show . I'm an ex-hacker who manages a genius think tank to solve world problems. AMA : IAmA...

To be fair COH, EQOA, and sort of Vanguard had pretty thriving communities - and in the case of COH and EQOA for quite a good time. I'd be content with making those games and knowing people enjoyed them for so long.

Replace TWC with any other carrier in your story. They all suck.

The PS4 is capable of supporting a keyboard. How fucking hard would it be to put in a chat system? Even if the plebs will never use a keyboard, allow us true master race gamers use one to talk to people. Shit.

Greatest thing I've seen in a long time, haha

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I listen to metal (death, black, 80's, etc) and my wife listens to Soundtrack Original Scores. My kid is doomed.\m/ \m/ \m/

Not a bad idea here, and Burger King is right next door and open fairly late..

Heh, this is actually what I'm most concerned about. The company has been doing very poorly in the last 10 years after being one of the top grocery chains for awhile up here. I'm more worried that they'll close up shop and I'll lose it all. At such a low amount I'm thinking I might want to take...

So.. before I was a cool engineer, I worked at a grocery store part-time for around 13 years. Somewhere during my stay, I got enrolled in a pension. Upon leaving, they gave me the info that I'd be receiving $250/month upon retirement. It's shit money, but it's "free" so it was whatever. I...

I live across the street from a Chili's too and I never go there because their food tastes like hot diarrhea.

Then I'm pulling for you.. didn't realize it was that rough. All I had to do was fuck and listen to my wife bitch about it not working yet.

The way you capitalized One makes me believe you're having the chosen one from a JRPG.