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I give it a 6/10.

I got 1500 sq ft and my mortgage is $1930/mo. SO clearly I need help more.

If they cook it the same as in the states it should have been cooked properly. Here we put the burgers on a conveyor that goes through a grill/broiler and comes out cooked. You physically cannot cook it any less.

To get current on PS4 do I just buy a season pass or.. ? What do I buy?

I had a good friend that was pulled from school in 4th grade and home schooled until college. His family was weird as shit and highly religious. He wasn't even allowed to have a Metallica CD. He now goes on cross-country bike rides and lives off the land. He's a weird dude.. I follow his...

Doing that mission where you had to shoot like 10 archers on a cliff and 3 captains decided to ambush me. Screamed FUCK as loud as I could. Needless to say I died. The best part is one of the archers was a captain

Bros my mortgage is expensive too can y'all fund me??

Bought a box of 10 ttwinkies to put in my desk at work. Arrived at work an hour later sans 10 twinkies. Felt like a horrible human. Had massive diarrhea

My wife watches this show and all the reruns everyday. If I sat Lenardo and her in aroom I'd probably get divorced. Can't stand this show anymore. Stupid Martha, perfect life Alexis with her rich white girl problems, Kate with her perfect ass and titties... OK I like that part

No way dude, I totally rape my wife all the time.

At that point you go "you wanna warm up?" and put your dick in dry. Just repeat this every occurrence until they are trained to not do it. It's like how women tell everyone they need to train men.. well, here it is.. it ain't gonna suck itself.

What's the deal with women's temperature fluctuations anyways? <seinfeld.jpg>

It depends.. Skylake will be great but ARM is a completely different beast. There are so many ARM variants out there that are evolving everyday. That said, if they can find a common architecture that has similar price and performance points to ARM then that is it. x86/64 code will never run...

My girlfriend cuddled with me too. It got so bad that I started leaving the bed and sleeping on the couch. She was falling asleep and leaving dead, sweaty, hot weight on my body. Couldn't take it. Then she does the elusive sleeping with knees bent upwards and legs slowly falling down onto my...

Bro helping a hot chick is always a top priority. I'm married

Man my bill went up $10 in the course of a month.. Trying to track it down and it's just a few cents here and there. Fucking nickel and dime-ing me over here. Paying $170 for the X1 on a single TV, phone, and internet.

Just another tick to add to the checklist of my perfect woman. Big boobs, insane sexual appetite, mows lawns good.

Finally got to play this last night, game is straight ballin' as fuck.

Just start throwing in casual remarks. Like when she goes "god your dick is so big and delicious today" you say "yeah unlike that sausage you bought me" and pretend you never said it. Or creslins idea.

My wife has started blaming things on her "raging hormones".. I don't like it one bit.

Working on open source projects are also a good idea. Something tangible they can see what you've done on.

God I just shit my pants reading that explanation. Such lazy programming Edit: Windows 10 preview for ARM devices isn't coming until later

Ralph, pls go

Fuckin bitch. I enjoy mowing the lawn anyways, it's good to do on a saturday afternoon while I watch all the fine bitches in the neighborhood walk by in their yoga pants.

You would think so, but she keeps offering to mow the lawn again. Unless that is also a ruse...

She mowed our lawn once.. one time. It was the most erratic shit I had ever seen. Lines crossing diagonally all over the place, missed spots, somehow used a whole tank of gas when I use 1/4-1/2 at most. Said it took her hours. No trimming. I mean, you can't fuck up the grass lines. That's...

Well.. yes. I mean her laptop is from like 2001.

Let's get one thing fuckin' straight here. No woman knows how to mow a lawn, and if she does you know she does it poorly.

If my wife wanted to no longer work id say yes just so I didn't have to listen to an hours worth of work drama every goddamn night

Who the fuck still h as a 32-bit CPU these days?

Now you are thinking dude! Sometimes a person just needs to be punched. The way she is acting, she's practically asking for it.

I remember that story and I have it stored in my brain. At current calculations the baby will be murdered by my schlong at approximately 7.4 months... in the womb guys, not born.

Ok bros onto more serious discussion.. at what point in pregnancy will having sex possibly cause me to create a divot in the baby's head?

You're also running a pirated version, we don't know if that is part of the problem

Anyone play this on the PS4? How is it?

Man I got stuck at the gym last night helping some bangin' ass chick with a huge ass do some workouts. Figured it was worth it.. now I feel like I missed out. Game is just sitting on my coffee table..

"Lowered weighting on Bastion and First Light in Control and Clash so they appear less often in those playlists" That was one of the reasons I quit PVP.. was sick of that shitty map

Getting good reviews so far. The wife wants to see it and I'm avoiding the spoilers. Am I gonna be pissed?

Always felt this channel would be so much better if they changed their name back..

I enjoyed both of them to some degree, with the first being amazing and the second just "alright". I'm skeptical but secretly hoping it's awesome.