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  1. Noodleface

    Board Games

    Thanks for the info! Right now, since we're new, we're really just playing the original (plus 6 player expansion) and enjoying it. I feel like if I throw those in right away people will get confused or something.
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    Playstation 4

    Do the games even display at 1080i? I think if anything they might drop to 720p which really isn't that bad.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe, in a week. I should have waited until I knew for sure, but I was sitting at my desk kind of in shock and had to tell someone. I figured emailing my team wouldn't be good.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I like spicy challenges only if I have an audience, never for pleasure. I've done ghost chili wings and it was terrible.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well she took a piss test at the doctor. She's had some problems that I might have mentioned before so I think that's why they're telling her "maybe"
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wife just went to the vagina doctor.. Said she might be pregnant.. Have an ultrasound in a week to know for sure or something.. I didn't know they give you "maybe" for that sort of thing, I guess it could be a false positive. I am in shock.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Geez it was a joke Tenks. Fucking denim hipster
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I withheld most comments about Khane's situation because he sounds like a hipster and I didn't want my hipster-rage to carry over on his relationship.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was sworn to secrecy by my mother. She told me and my brother and told us we couldn't mention it. It's fucked up.
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    Computer Issues

    Is it only dead rising 3 that it hangs?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Like Britney Spears retard, although I think she was only one or two steps away from needing a helmet. Like.. one accidental pregnancy with a dude is forgivable. Two is... are you fucking serious wear a condom??? Three.. Four.. at that point you lose faith.
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My sister has had like 3-4 casual abortions that she doesn't think I know about. She's a certified retard. I'll just leave that there.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    I honestly don't play much anymore. At 30 years old and a mediocre wannabe shredder, I'll never get famous. I play sometimes for fun, but at this point my life is far too busy to usually enjoy it. That's the saddest post I've ever written in my life.
  14. Noodleface

    Florida is a shithole

    They have a segment on a local radio station called "Florida, not like the rest of us." Always humorous and depressing. Last time I was there a homeless man with an open headwound (taking up 25% of the top of his skull) asked me if I could spare money for a hospital trip. I was over $500 in...
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    THis morning was the first morning in a long time I didn't have a sleepy penis.. success
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is the bitcoin value still volatile?
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife is killing me with the new house and spending money. We had to do the whole down payment thing, she wanted a fence, then central AC. Feel like I am bleeding money. To everyone else I look like some rich bastard but in my head I'm screaming "FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!" Happy to not be spending...
  18. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Sorry man... that's all I can say. Shit.
  19. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Deadlifts in the squat rack is perfectly acceptable as long as you aren't wearing an elevation training mask. Then you are just a fag.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I just got those headphones but in black instead of white. They're pretty good.. not sure I'd say $100 good, but it allows me to play games while the wife reads.
  21. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My friend, a dentist, makes around $150k/year fresh out of college. Told me his school loans are in the order of $400,000 and his monthly payment is something absurd like $3000 (not sure what plan he is). I think ya'll bros are overthinking it and crazy. When I go out with friends, usually...
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I've never played Minecraft.
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    Joan Rivers R.I.P

    At first I was a little sad that she basically died during surgery.. then I read it was elective and couldn't care less. At 81 just stop with the plastic surgery..
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I can tell you with 100% certainty that a man that spends $7000 on a parachute has neither of those or is divorced.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We've already had this debate a million times. I paid for a wedding (and I paid a lot), got enough in gifts that the cost was negligible and we were able to buy a house. Not sure the big deal here. I mean, it wasn't a shrek pizza party - but we had fun and everyone really enjoyed it.
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    Best Credit Card with Cash Back Rewards

    Been using mostly just thecreditcard now. The rewards are already pretty amazing. Think I saved $100 off my first months bill with the introductory rewards.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I too paid for our entire wedding with available savings.. it was the greatest feeling in the world after the wedding knowing we had no debt left from that ordeal. Got enough wedding money gifts to almost bring us to what we were at before as well.
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    10 Day Eviction Notice

    My last apartment complex actually owned the local towing company. At night a tow truck driver (if not called out) would sit in our parking lot from 9PM until 6AM 5 times a week. If he saw someone park in a non-guest spot after 9PM (with which was the cut-off) he would immediately hook the car...
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tuco sounds like my brother. He has over $110,000 in savings because of how frugal he is, yet nickel and dimes me any way he can. Once he asked me to pick him up cereal at the store and he paid me in exact change down to the penny (with tax included), it was like $4.93 and he wouldn't just give...
  30. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    And 1/2 a meal for McCheese
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    XboxOne was released in Japan today.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We moved right next door to a really nice school. The plus side is my kid can walk there, my downside is we can't get pregnant.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We're all the same man, but when there is a pair of fresh titties on the line I'd dig up my grandmother and parade her corpse around town for a glimpse of sideboob.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm so sorry for the derail..
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Would you say... you liked raw denim, before it was cool?
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    10 Day Eviction Notice

    Had a similar situation myself, although we never got a notice - the complainant moved out first. It was the only solution.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I ain't no fuckin raw denim hipster fuck
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    Board Games

    Finally bought Settlers of Catan.. instant classic.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Khane, what are her thoughts on raw denim? I need to see if this is full-circle hipster or only like 345 degrees.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pulling out the love card at 3 weeks.. yikes.