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  1. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I don't want another HD remake.. I just want Square to make good games again
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    YA is 16-25 from my wikipedia searching. Teen is considered 10-15 and what most of you are thinking is YA.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sorry to derail this, but what's wrong Gravy? Those were either the two most depressing posts I've read all day or I read them in a depressing tone for no reason.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He's an established troll with tihs red pill nonsense and lindz is falling for it
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    Home buying thread

    I didn't think PMI was applied for credit history, isn't it always applied for <20% down payment? I could be wrong.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe. I used to always have to initiate and got turned down a lot so stopped going so hard at it - if I was tired I would just rub one out instead. As far as jerking off in 3 minutes, it's really no big deal. Lose the scented candles, bathrobe, kenny G CD, and skip the dialogue in porn and...
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    Fondest memories of gaming (non-MMO)

    I believe you are referring to PSIV (ANOTHER AWESOME ONE!). I'd rank them PS2>PS1>PS4>PS3 A lot of hate for PS3 because it was weird, but the generation stuff was pretty awesome for replay value. If you can't tell it is my favorite RPG series ever (Up to PS4.. the online stuff is shit).
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sometimes I don't want to work at sex if I'm too tired. If I can rub one out in 3 minutes, I might do that. Usually I don't, but sometimes. I've only turned my wife down twice ever, and both times were because I was tired as fuck.
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    Fondest memories of gaming (non-MMO)

    Shining Force was such an underrated yet awesome series, hell yes! I beat 2 in a single weekend because I was so addicted. For me, probably Phantasy Star 1 and 2 for Sega Master System and Genesis. My father was a gamer when I was born (not at all now) and bought Phantasy Star 1. It came...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Excellent man, excellent! How much coconut oil do you consume per pound of body mass?
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    Teacher who is probably crazy also wrote some terrorist novels and is being evaluated

    I might be a little unnerved if my child's schoolteacher was writing fiction about school shootings, but this reaction is completely overblown. Didn't he write them under different pen names too? Can't really compare King/Clancy unless King/Clancy are middle-school teachers and I didn't know...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So basically that chick wanted you to know she had a boyfriend, but still pursue her. Is that the type of woman you really want to get with? If my wife ever threatened divorce I think I'd just say "Ok, that's fine" and let it happen. Ain't nobody got time to play those mind games like...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was thinking the same thing. Usually I rub them out when she's not home, or when I shower or something. Just thinking of yelling "Honey, one minute, I'm rubbing out some knuckle children to the latest Alexis Texas Video IN THE LIVING ROOM"
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Confirmed this is you:
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    Computer Issues

    What card and how old is it? I had one that was artifacting and I had to RMA it. If you have another card to try (or onboard) you can easily diagnose it to be the card.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I would imagine that for December there will be a great selection of games for free with PS+ as most of us bought our yearly passes on Black Friday for $30 and they will be expiring.
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    Chrome update 37 WTF

    I just use pg up and pg down, either I am a retard or it's way more pleasant of an experience.
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    Home Improvement

    Only homosexuals that like to jerk off on camera to other dudes jerking off on camera
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    Home buying thread

    If I have to shop for a new house in the next 10 years it will be too soon. Fuck that.
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Isn't it truly amazing? One wonders what their real speed cap is.
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    Home Improvement

    I became a pro at fixing those holes after living with a terrible roommate for a year.
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    Destiny - Gamertags

    I'm on PS4 with the PSN name Noodle-Face, have mic.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Nowhere in my post did I say leg work was more important. It's a balance. Your legs carry your body, just work them out! I love leg day because it's one of those days where you leave the gym with rubbery legs and feel like you just killed yourself. There's just a lot of bros here who never...
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    Chrome update 37 WTF

    My wife does, she's a fucking pleb
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Every gym I've ever been to has had 35's. They're pretty useless but look cooler than a 25+10. Squatted up to 185 on my second week back, so feels good. Our weight room is packed to the rafters with bros every night, but the squat rack is always empty so I love it. NO ONE DOES LEG DAY...
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    Fondest Memory of MMOs

    I've had a lot of great moments in raiding. Only two really stand out for me, both from the same WoW guild. We were a band of "rerolled" scrubs on a fresh brand new server. We hit 60 quickly and headed to farming for MC. We destroyed MC within a couple weeks and moved on to BWL. A couple weeks...
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    Man Kills Drunk Driver Who Killed His Kids - Your Take

    The acquittal isn't surprising because there was no physical evidence is what you really mean. Can't just go on witch hunts anymore. Whether we believe he is guilty (we do) or not isn't the issue, it's really hard to convict a dude when the gun is gone and there's no residue on his hands.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    On Friday I weighed 230 and On Tuesday I weighed 217. Think my scale is busted..
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Me neither man, never into butt stuff. I admire it in a way, but I can't do it.
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    Chrome update 37 WTF

    Got a screenshot? I'm on 37 and see no difference.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Drunk anal.. well, you've been pissed on so now it's time to get shit on.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You have to wait until date two before you put it where she poos That's been my life motto
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    What the fuck another 2D shooter for PS4
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Anal on the first date... hmm. WIFE MATERIAL
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    Health Problems

    My terminal illness fantasy begins with buying an RV and finding a drug-addict that knows the streets.
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    Health Problems

    Yeah strange side effect, she looked pregnant as well and she is in fairly good shape.
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    2014 Emmy Nominations

    Feel free to talk shit, the way I wrote my statement I meant to imply that it is my favorite show and I am possibly a bit jaded on my decision. GoT was my favorite show of all time until I watched BB.
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    Health Problems

    I just posted about diverticulitis this page or last, mother-in-law got hospitalized with it for over a week. She was in serious condition for awhile there. a_skeleton_03, what we really want to know is did you get your dick sucked?
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    Man Kills Drunk Driver Who Killed His Kids - Your Take

    He doesn't need to give proof of what actually happened, as long as there is minimal evidence that he did it he will walk free.
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    2014 Emmy Nominations

    GoT wasn't robbed, season 4 was in no way as good as season 3 - and even then, the show has a lot of filler. The season finale was good, but it wasn't mind melting or anything. Let's not forget things that were left out (won't spoil anything). I don't believe anyone in that place thought that...