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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm still going with crazy here man, get out while you can or at least don't start moving her shit into your place. She sounds a little emotionally unstable if she can't handle you meeting your ex-wife at the bank to handle some business - especially after only one week. Ever wonder why she...
  2. Noodleface

    Playstation 4

    Vaclav has the most trophies I've ever seen, don't feel too ashamed Crone. I think I'm level 7 or something
  3. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Thanks a lot, Alex
  4. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    brb getting divorced
  5. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I cracked (lol) one joke already and it was no good. I'm not taking any of your shitty (lol) advice!
  6. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Entertainment Weekly is really going to ruin shit for a lot of people. Not sure who's in charge but should probably watch the links to those articles in the no spoiler thread
  7. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Essentially that is what it is. You can even treat it with Lamisil/Lotrimin, but it didn't work in our case.
  8. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    We don't have those in glorious New England so I have no idea.
  9. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I find it pretty righteous that Lena would wear that shirt. She has always talked about how people give her a ton of shit for her character's actions, to the point where it is scary (much like Skyler in BB). Nice little payback.
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife made me do a 20 mile charity walk every year so I feel your pain, sort of. I mean, we fucked like 3 days later.
  11. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah same here. We are actually within minutes of the highway, but our house is nestled off into the woods so we don't hear any noise or see the highway so it's great. The one route going through the center of the city is filled with glorious fast food and pizza places. I had to drive through...
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The worst shame here is she made you do a 13 mile hike
  13. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I just found out there is a Five Guys less than five minutes from my new house... My weekend's fate is sealed.
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Make sure you go get an STD test done. She fucked you fast, often, and with the vigor of a porn star. I have a feeling you weren't the first.
  15. Noodleface

    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    I didn't get a boner over this game and I can't imagine spending as many hours in a single weekend playing that as others did.
  16. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Turn around babe, let me apply the cream. No.. I assure you that is my hand.. it's not my penis.. oops it is. It's in.
  17. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I half-jokingly suggested that and she was all like "NOOO!!!!" I half wanted it to work. I told her I could slather it on her crack with my dick then go in a few times.
  18. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    It was some fungal infection in her ass crack, similar to a yeast infection in a vagina. They aren't really sure how she got it, but I guess it's fairly common. The doctor seemed to think it might have something to do with using those wet wipes after shitting so told her to stop. It's kind of...
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "It's me or her" Welp you had fun banging her I hope. After 1 week I would say ultimatums shouldn't be on the table. Get the fuck out. I just want to be on record for saying "get the fuck out."
  20. Noodleface

    All Stephen King Books

    Got The Stand on audiobook (I have 24 free audiobooks to burn on audible). So far really enjoying it.
  21. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I just pray he's not one of those dudes that cums on shoes
  22. Noodleface

    Playstation 4

    It seems like every game I load up on PS3 is now being ported to PS4..... Tomb Raider... GTA5... TLOU... Mass effect trilogy. I'm just going to stop playing games.
  23. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I was hoping for it, that's for sure.
  24. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I don't know.. on point 2.. that shit is straight up fantasy in the books. Dude starts talking to trees n shit. Whoever said it before, I had a problem that the little child was throwing like a girl. How the fuck did she have any accuracy?
  25. Noodleface

    Playstation 4

    Remember when all those kids were bitching that GTA5 didn't launch with PS4? Actually I was probably one of them
  26. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Wife got some rash thing on her ass.. it's all red in the crack and dry/itchy. Looked it up and it may be similar to a yeast infection.. in your crack. Finally got her to go to the damn doctor. She kept telling me she was worried the doctor would laugh that she came in with an itchy crack.
  27. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    They're probably decent for some cardio weight loss but that's about it
  28. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Doesn't matter, the book never specifically shows his death.
  29. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Can someone give me the run down on the Jojen paste thing?
  30. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    After reading that article I wouldn't really count them out. The show has so many directors but none of them are writers. They basically know shit
  31. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    You actually read the books or are you just trying to be edgy?
  32. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    gay
  33. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    To a book reader I agree, but I meant for show-watchers.
  34. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    They're heavily hinting at Kyburn the necromancer
  35. Noodleface

    All Stephen King Books

    Thinking about picking up The Stand, is this considered one of his better works? I heard he released extra material later on so the newer versions should have all of that?
  36. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    The elliptical.. fuck those things. The only recommendation I have is "fuck those things"
  37. Noodleface

    Halt and Catch Fire

    I wanted to check this out, seems mostly positive so far so I think I will.
  38. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Now that I think about it, Tysha might have been the lesson I was referring to
  39. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I still thought the episode was awesome (8, 9, and 10 were great). Leaving LSH has made me bitter, especially with the instagram and black screen trolling, so expect to hear me talking about it for the next 10 months while I sulk.
  40. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I enjoy a woman in a nice set of heels as much as the next guy.. but that is some serious next-level shit