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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Let me be the voice of reason - don't fuck her. Clearly there are major issues here and I'd have a real hard time taking advantage of that.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The only way to solve this situation is to give her some of that throat froyo, ya dig?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Me too man.. me too. Took my wife out once and she loaded that thing up with candy. I was disgusted.
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    I forgot the best part about this. Their new remotes don't let you control any devices besides the cable box and power on/off+volume on your tv. You can't do anything else with it! It won't even switch inputs on the TV! I went from using their remote to control my tv, cable box and sound...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I forgot Joseph Gordon-Levitt's abbreviation.. jogo?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The amount of times "froyo" has been said in the last page is disgusting. BRB going to eat a froyo in front of my SO while watching a romcom with scarjo and jgo
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude bitches are crazy about sweets and I feel like this is relationship 101 stuff
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Whoever asked about X1.. it's alright. Yes it's an improvement, but over what? Comcast has always been a pile of shit, so it's more like a polished turd now. The interface is much like Netflix now, you really don't even feel like you're watching TV on a cable box anymore. Mine has a lot of...
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's ok.. I actually highly dislike or even hate many of my family members so I am ok with it. They gave me a collective check for $35 as a gift
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah but that's a little different.. I'd probably be upset over something like that. We had 3 seats on the main floor that we had to move upstairs (overlooking the balcony) because my grandmother was very ill. My aunt and her 2 daughters left within an hour of the reception and never even...
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    Witcher 3

    Ni No Kuni is so good when you get past the stupid shit (hand holding). Although they hold your hand until the bitter end, you start to phase it out.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    So you're the one.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Found out some motherfuckers in my family been talking shit behind my back about where I sat them at my wedding (second floor so my ailing and now deceased grandmother could have a seat on the main floor). It's these 3 women, my aunt and her two daughters. Bitches hold a mothafuckin grudge like...
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    To each his own, I am glad you are so passionate about your lady look nice. I am also glad you do not jerk it on shoes.
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    Better Call Saul

    He might not have had balls, but he knew his shit. Without Saul the boys would've never gone anywhere.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I love Silence's drunken/stoned posts.
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    Playstation 4

    Well someone bought it for me for Christmas.. so that's the only reason I'll play it on PS3
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    Witcher 3

    I absolutely hated the Witcher 1, tried it so many times and just got bored within the hour. At $3.99 I couldn't pass up The Witcher 2.
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    Playstation 4

    At those prices isn't it just cheaper to buy the game used? Thinking about starting the ME trilogy afterGTA . Is it solidly awesome ?
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    Pregnancy Thread

    She's almost 30 so our plan was seeing someone at the 1 year mark. She has some issues with irregular periods her entire life so it is a concern.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I already used up my goddamn 2 tags in this thread and that is why I am so pissed off
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Only works if you are a fag using default page view size
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Honestly the creeper stuff is extremely tame. She knows people here want to see her boobs and she still posts here, she understands the implications of it. Now.. if people are PM'ing her and being even more creepy that is something else.
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Awesome man. Absolutely awesome. Next time if you feel like shit is turning bad you actually don't have to wait for someones clothes to dry. You can remove them from your house.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man I wouldn't even be worried about HIV, how prevalent is itin the USA? I'd be more worried about other stis
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    wut
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    gif reminds me of trying to drive large vehicles in GTA5. Just go full speed and hope for the best but receive the worst
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    Any way to stop websites like Radaris.com or Intelius.com?

    They have me living at my childhood home which I moved out of around 15 years ago. My wife isn't even listed. 0/10 would not care
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    Pregnancy Thread

    We've been trying but no go. I don't mind the "practice"
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The bitch that cried wolf
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't want to get clothes-lined down a flight of stairs thank you very much. I used them with no problems, although I did break a few.
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They make thin and extra thin condoms now Julian, shit has changed from the 90s!
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Calling it now. Jon gonna warg into Ghost after he dies and then Ghost is going to hop on Drogon's back which is being warged by Bran, lord of the trees. One other dragon will be manned by Tyrion sucking on Dany's tit and the final one will be Dany and Tyrion's flesh-monster of a baby. They will...
  34. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He doesn't precum man, not sure if you saw that part.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh I know.. I was just curious if he was just going at it without even the smallest hint of protection. Before we were married I saw my wife take the pill everyday and I still used a condom just in case.
  36. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is she at least on BC?
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm done man. I am done.. I don't precum... that's one I've never heard.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not only does he not have to, but it is highly recommended he doesn't move in with her. That would be Onoes-level shit man.
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    The Metal Thread

    He does a lot of stuff with Jeff Loomis. He's alright, but I get bored of his stuff very easily. Loomis I could listen to all day.
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    Playstation 4

    Decided to play that PS+ game Trine 2. Man that game is gorgeous. Too bad it's kind of boring.