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It's crazy man.. just blatantly spewing shit for the sake of being "first" to post some top story. Reminds me of all those KONY2012 fags

Anyone get those shitheads on facebook constantly posting last week about how feeding your dog ice water with ice cubes in it will cause them to die? Then later in the week a vet came out and said it was false and you didn't hear shit. These animal activists on facebook piss me off more than...

My wife never drinks, occasionally 1 or 2 bud lights (lol). I usually don't drink either, but I know when I get absolutely shitfaced she'll be there to drive me home and leave me on the bathroom floor.

I went full str and never regretted it, although I used a claymore and occasionally the pursuer's ultra greatsword. I could never get into spears/halberds. Whacked the walls a few too many times and met unsettling results.

Is this real life ?

Ah 20 months in... and not married. Wait, my son. Wait until her lady friends tell her all the things you are doing wrong.

I'm a pussy around bees/hornets. I am in paralyzing fear when I see one. My wife went out last night and killed a baseball sized hornet's nest under my deck for me. +1 points to the wife.

Comcast is hilarious. I overpaid at the end of my contract and was told I'd receive a check (or gift card) for the balance of $134.00. Been waiting for it. Today I got a bill from them that said: Other Charges: $134.00 Previous Balance: -$134.00 Total Due: $0.00 That is some...

The good news is Smelter Demon is one of the hardest bosses in the game (for melee, anyways).

They sound like bang maids. Let's be honest

Let's echo that, we are all fucked. BTW I take all advice here to heart. I haven't followed all of it (don't get married) but I definitely appreciate and consider all.

The money shit was fine before we got married. She's excellent at saving and limiting her spending and we even had a joint account before getting married. Even after she was very good. It was like as soon as we moved into the house she had to keep up with the Jones'. I don't even know who...

My wife is like yours. Has to call me on the way home when all I want to do is listen to an audiobook or headbang or something. Then comes the "you never have anything to talk about" when I get home. Guys. I am fucked.

Geez. The soda thing hits too close to home. "Did you ask me if you could buy a soda?" That shit really irks me. I don't eat a lot of junk food. I'll usually grab a diet soda at work around 3.. it helps me wake up a little. On the weekends I might hit a burger place. She gets so pissed...

"Hey babe, come talk to me while I raid for 7 hours"

It ain't just her man, I ain't alone. Her mom is like this too, but her father don't give a fuck and just sleeps through it. The money thing is bullshit, but she's generally really good with it. She just didn't comprehend how mch our bills would go up after moving into a house.

f2p is gay

Some of them have penises (ask supertouch)

Is there an ideal starting class? Does it stick with you throughout the series? I went infiltrator because it sounded cool.

He might annoy you but Blueglass brings in donations like a mothafucka

My wife is so guilty of this shit. The worst is it'll be like midnight and all of a sudden she gets upset that there's a mess on the desk and spends hours cleaning the room. Of course I need to help because she magically decided to clean today.

I can see it now. Furniture: 15% Mortgage: 15% Video Games: 0.2% BULLSHIT: 69.8%

True enough bro, true enough. This weekend was rough. My wife gave me a long "to-do" list that essentially consumed much of my Saturday (my prime video game playing day). It was mostly bullshit stuff, but it took forever. She then wanted to work out, which of course she cannot do on...

My sister is the same too. "He was clearly dead." She kept arguing it. DID YOU SEE HIM DIE GODDAMNIT?

My wife bought the books and wants to watch this. Just to confirm: I should not watch this. ?

Haha.. do groups still use the term "warez"????

Unfortunately during my undergrad my homework time was 5pm-5am

The greatest form of birth control

Wife gave me such a long "to-do" list this weekend that I never made it to Five Guys. I feel like last week and my current week are ruined. I HAD TO EAT PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES

Stolen from Reddit.. wonder if it's real

Correct but wasn't my point anyways.. my point being that buying a PS4 is much more bang-for-your-buck than buying a $400 gaming PC.

It's kind of weird because if you google "does sony lose money on ps4" you get about 50/50 on articles exclaiming both ends of the spectrum. On another note, started the ME series on PS3. The graphics on ME1 are absolutely shit-tastic, do they get better in 2/3?

Decided to start using my home gym. Went back into my old weight-lifting routine. Was kind of worried that I wouldn't be able to hit my body like I wanted.. well, after two 1.5 hour sessions I am definitely feeling it - in a good way of course. Need to weigh myself and take a picture tonight...

I don't really like these movies at all. My wife loves them but she has a female-boner for Jackson material. The 2nd movie was really boring and shitty.. and I really hate those scenes like the fat dude in the barrel, minus the hilarity of him performing a whirlwind.

I'm actually glad someone out there is making a game that caters to the single player. Sure, you can do some multiplayer and cheese through bosses - but let's not shove it down their throats.

Schedule: Run Index -- Summer Games Done Quick 2014 Ending on a 7.5 hour run of FF6 seems really stupid. No one wants to see that

Don't forget that Sony loses money on consoles, so you're actually getting more bang for your buck

Are you new to the souls series? They're single player masterpieces

My father was an elevator mechanic most of my life. He got a series of layoffs recently so he retired and is now a state inspector for elevators. My mom has always worked for the state taking care of the severely mentally retarded.

RDR is GTA with horsies