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  1. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Coop in a souls game? What are you, a fucking peasant?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Ever since the great 1993 E. coli breakout at Jack in the Box I have never been able to eat there again
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    What do you do?

    Haven't met anyone yet that didn't like it
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    Breaking Bad

    Bryan Cranston: to more Breaking Bad - ITV News Just flapping his gums.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Agreed, shallow and pedantic.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Well it's a double-edged sword for me. On the one hand I hate sweets, on the other hand I am diabetic.
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    Dark Souls 2

    Hah, didn't know that. Didn't even see a ladder. Thanks!
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I'm italian of course I love sausage
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    Dark Souls 2

    Been trying to play when I can. Smelter Demon was a bitch. I knew his moves and was able to dodge fairly easily, but he still kept gibbing me. I enjoyed it so greatly when he fell. Surprised by the mini-boss that popped up after he died - and even more surprised that I killed him on my first...
  10. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    I'm excited. The souls series is one of the best around.
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    Apple agrees to buy headphone maker Beats for $3bn

    Yeah the headphones that come with iphones are the worst possible headphones you could ever buy in your entire life. iPods used to come with the same style headphones, but they had a black fabric over the earbud so that they stayed firmly in your ear - they don't come with that anymore so the...
  12. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Got quotes for fences in my yard. Somewhere around 250 linear feat. $3100 for 4ft chain link, $5500 for wood stockade, $5000 for dog-ear Everyone tells me to do the labor, but we have boulders in the yard that I don't feel comfortable working around. Also I put in our mailbox and it took...
  13. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    We live in a nation of pussies. You can't do anything without someone filing sexual harassment and ruining your career over it.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I am glad that I have no weakness for sweets (besides soda). My wife's entire family is all about sweets and I can't stand them usually. A hipster cupcake here or there is good enough for me. My weakness is always meat.. which is good.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    She's not a 10 but I would stick my dick in her butt is what I'm saying
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    Apple agrees to buy headphone maker Beats for $3bn

    We all laugh and cry but you're a fool if you don't think these sell well to kids.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The cake boss is better if you want to here him talk in a fake mobster accent while contracting diabetes. How he scored that wife I will never know. I woulddo things.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I would argue that this depends entirely on your split. I used to do a 7-day regime with 2 days on, 1 off, 2 on, 2 off and I would only hit each muscle group once per 7-days. If someone is hitting the same muscle ground every 4 days then I'll buy that though.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I prefer my baking like I prefer my laundry: done by my wife.
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    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    Finally their PhD's in women studies is paying off
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    Apple agrees to buy headphone maker Beats for $3bn

    Do they really have such a high profit margin on them? I tried them and they definitely aren't worth $300+ (maybe $100), but is there really a $286 margin?
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    Weight Loss Thread

    You can do some things to failure, but I generally don't always do that. Usually I would do a particular exercise (let's say squats) and do something like 12 rep warm-up weights, 10 rep light weight, 8 rep little more weight, 4-6 reps on heavier weight (with a spotter if I was worried)...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I've only injured myself a few times while lifting and every single time it was because I tried to lift more weight than I could handle and using bad form.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Correct, free weights require your body to balance itself and utilize a lot more muscle than machines. Additionally machines sometimes have weird movement paths and restrictions that aren't ideal for most muscle groups. As an engineer you'd think the most direct path of movement would be the...
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    Apple agrees to buy headphone maker Beats for $3bn

    Could be a good business move though. Walk around any college campus and you'll see every black kid has a different pair of beats to match his outfit.
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    Playstation Plus+

    Fuck if I know, I just wanted to throw in a jab in a superior thread
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Is fasted cardio a new fad? I only ask because I've seen 6000 people talking about it on facebook. That's usually a sign that it's really gay.
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    Home Improvement

    I also found out that Homeowner's insurance covers theft on cars. Had someone do a smash and grab on my car at my in-law's place while we slept and it covered everything stolen (with a $500 deductible).
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    The Fast Food Thread

    da fuck
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I can't watch the video but is there any reason the hulkster has 3 bottles of OJ on the floor
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I dislike whipped cream but I love cool whip. No one understands me. Dipping cookies into cool whip is something I never thought of but now I must try.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    We are talking about McCheese. A salad without dressing is like eating pizza rolls as chip without any ranch dip
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Deathwing's workout routine sort of reminds me of those old ladies you see that hit up the gym a few times a week, roll through the same machines and generally never look any different. Time to branch out!
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    Weight Loss Thread

    6 hours at the gym? Deathwing, you can squat without a spotter just don't go heavy. Even squatting light will net big results.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Personally I would suggest doing an alternating set of muscles each time. I like Starting Strength by Rippetoe and there are tons of variations. I've always found compound exercises using barbells always worked way better than the machines. Squat for a couple months and you'll be getting ripped...
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    Playstation Plus+

    This isn't MS man, that shit follows your account
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I dunno man, if I want a salad I will go to the grocery store and buy the stuff. Never appealed to me to get one at a fast food joint. I used to go to Wendy's after the gym every single day when I was trying to be a body builder. I got pretty yoked up.
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    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    Not WoW, but FFXI. My friend met a girl in our guild (linkshell) and went for the weekend to her house. Said she was on her period but told him to put it in her ass and then finish in her mouth.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I have to say this. If you're going to a fast food place and getting a salad you are indeed a faggot. Even more so if you get one with faggotty berries on it.
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    Dark Souls 2

    That was my plan. I can kill the samurai guys in two R2 hits with my drangleic sword and pretty much tear through that area like it's easy mode.