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I just hope that no one pays. It's the only way the right thing will be done. Seriously fuck this guy. This shit keeps me up at night.

Their chicken gnocchi soup is lovely.

Did she let you know which body parts she let them cum on? Maybe she let all 4 cum in a martini glass and she drank it? Was she into fisting?

I said the same... by deduction I am a terrible person? ULTRA TASTER?!

I don't talk on the cellphone because I don't like talking to people. I fear the second sentence though. Is it irrational or rational?

supertouch isn't trolling, dude just has terrible opinions. I'm sure we all remember the penis stroking incident. I CANT WAIT TO SEE THIS.

I definitely can't eat bleu cheese or any of the related cheeses. I've tried, it's just way to overpowering. I actually had another Baja Blast last night with some Digiornio pizza and it wasn't too bad. Still Code Red is my favorite. I hate cherries and I love Code Red. I think me disliking...

KHANE, plz if the chili cheese burrito is not on the menu I don't know what to order this weekend. My life is shattering before my eyes. PS. I am a faggot who loves Code Red, so there is that

In the Taco Bell setting I would agree, but here I sit at my desk with no diarrhea tacos in my gullet and it tastes like I'm drinking wood cleaner.

but killer instinct. but. but.

Let's get back on track. I just bought some Baja Blast. Tastes like Pine-sol. 2/10 wouldn't drink again.

already ahead of you boss

If you would recommend that to a sous vide food hipster I can't even imagine what you'd suggest to Etoille. Nevermind.. Nevermind.. insert joke about the morbidly obese

She is no cutie, she has a face only a horse could love

Pretty close to that

I brought up poopskin as a totally non-racist word, merely meaning the skin around a poop. I feel like I have done something terrible

You act like you're rebelling and being awesome, but you have those rights as a forum-goer. Keep fighting the shitty fight though.

Same with Geico for me.

Do people even say "Faulty Armor" anymore? I mean besides the one asian dude we have here that always uses it?

I was only preached to at Wendy's once when my brother drove me there while I was hammered and asked for a cold beer. The lady was super pissed over it for some reason and lectured me that they don't serve beer.

MS's Xbox division is filled with the stupidest people I've never met. Everytime they say anything all I hear is the noise of diarrhea exiting a rhino's ass.

Man people get rustled over the stupidest shit here. If a mod made a rule that said we couldn't say "mongoloid tard-faced gorillas" some dude would be posting a thread in here spewing period blood out of his 30 foot tall vagina. Would you say "American Inventor" in public in front of a black person...

Still can't believe you eat boiled chicken

She really reminds me of girls in highschool. I can't fathom an adult acting like this. True to the teenager mindset of even including songs in the emails.

I'll find out when I get home what the hell it is. I distinctly remember googling the issue and a lot of threads stating you could not shut it off.

Yes. Edit: I lied. The upgrade from grocery clerk -> intern was the same as intern -> engineer. Do not confuse those symbols with classes.

It would be even better if he just replied with "ok"

Which menu is that option in? Please be explicit. Also send me explicit images of yourself.

It's LCD -> 42LG500 or 42LG550, sometihng like that

I think I was extremely lucky as my internship paid $24/hour. I went from $9/hour to that. They pay extremely well, but this is more engineering and lower-level than most others.

What the fuck, not even Blueberry Zucchini Bread with Spouted Pumpkin Seeds and Pecans????

I am so glad our agent was good. Helped that he was a friend too. Now hearing about suing an agent makes me think if I had to sue him how shitty that would have been.

Do they wear raw denim and have long curly mustaches?

When Zelda comes out the WiiU becomes an instant buy for me

If you know a way, I'll blow your dick. I looked it up for awhile, but I had trouble finding much info. I shave my face daily so don't worry about a prickly beard.

Yep. I don't even like onion rings and this is the greatest. God forbid they put mayo on my triple whopper, but it's ok if you mess up a little on my fries.

Yeah, I mean the option to turn that off seems so basic that you have to wonder what the hell they were thinking. In certain movies/shows it is truly unbearable (GoT in dark scenes pisses me off).

Coincidentally my in-law family all makes these shitty shakes with the magic bullet. They use ice cream and milk and come out as some squished up icecream with loose milk all around it. It's the worst thing I've ever had. Actually, once my mother in law made home made ice cream out of almond...

Best milkshake I ever had was at Sonic. I spent all day at Cedar Point (morning until night) in early July heat. I was overheated, sweating profusely, completely sunburnt, and felt as if I were dying. We went to Sonic and all I wanted was a goddamn soda and milkshake, no food. The milkshake...

Now Onoes has a sex dungeon built in his house with no pussy to slay in it.