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There is something sexy about a woman in a nice pair of shoes. Gives me a boney

Right, killing them isn't a problem. It's when I walk into a room with 5 and I hit 4 but that one fart bombs me out of nowhere.

I would smash Parvati hard.. I mean she would probably be dead afterwards. Morgan is on another level for me though.

i make it a point not to put condiments on my food that look like semen

I wish I wasn't one of those faggots that never trades in games. Even games like Killzone or some PS2 games that I will never play again.

Is there a preferred strategy to the guys that belly flop and fart cloud you? I've found rolling away works, but I get some shitty luck and end up getting farted to death anyways. Finally beat the 3 sentinels on my first try after loading up last night. Funny how frustrating a fight can be...

I don't think so. Most days I'll go "I am definitely an ass man" while following women around staring at their asses. But then a ray of sunshine will burst in and I"ll see the most glorious boobs I've seen in the last 30 seconds and I'll change my mind.

You ain't putting no motherfucking mayo emulsions or mayo foam on that shit? Bro do you even mccheese?

I can never decide which I am.

I am a man and I got a thing for big boobs. If that makes me creepy then call me samdaman

I used to work at burger king, I will never for the rest of my life time eat mayo from a fast food place. That shit sat out all day, off ice. The top would get all hard and crusty and we'd just mix it around a bit.

I can get you some polaroids

Good recipe I tried last night. Bought a powdered mix McCormick Mesquite marinade for my chicken: mix oil, water, powder into a bowl add chicken grill to perfection I'm starting to feel like a regular fucking martha stewart

I've heard the tales of kuriin's male love.

What if I'm a noob, am I still allowed? I have read all the rules but never played a tabletop. If you prefer non-noobs it's ok, I won't be offended.

I'm sitting here and wondering.. why does Wendy's choose to put mayo on their burgers by default? I've had to ask for it to be taken off for every burger I've ever ordered from there, and everyone I know does it too. Why?

So... during the time from like the 50's until 2014 was Godzilla just hibernating in the ocean.. or... ??? Can't remember if they explained it at all.

They give you a gift card and as far as I know in the US gift cards are no longer allowed to expire.

Oh god we got a white knight over here. Lindz show us all boobs.. exceptthat guy

Imagine a lot of hills and valleys, but instead of in some massive landscape it was just on my lawn, all over it. If you go through with a lawn mower it's bouncing all over the place.

Anyone dealt with a "bumpy" or "lumpy" yard before? It's fairly noticeable. One suggestion was that we put down loam, but I'm not sure.

I'll sign up if I can, gotta check out schedule n shit

It was me, totally forgot about that rerolled campaign I was going to start. Sorry for not responding to messages (it wasn't going to my email). Might try to join yours if there is room.

Oh yes. Jeff Probst can say whatever reason he wanted to enjoy Morgan at each tribal but we all know it was dem titties. Mmm. Jeff was complaining in his IAMA about the cast members going on Twitter rampages basically giving away aspects of the show (like revealing Morgan was out before we...

I've been trying to snag Xenoblade for so long

Pfft.. peasants. Perfectly cooked pizza:

Are you referring to HIIT Khane? I did that for awhile and the results were good. Picking up a bench and powerblocks today. Wife keeps nagging me to workout and I keep telling her running is for faggots. Used to lift pretty heavy, so hoping these are good. The only thing is I need to...

How do the toppings roll off? Are you in such a rush to enjoy your frozen pizza that you literally throw the pizza in the oven? We cook 2 per week and have never had a topping hit the bottom. Additionally, if it did, I wouldn't eat it. Never change, McCheese.

How can healthcare.gov have so much code???

I like them a lot, guitarist is really good. Gets a little tiring after a few playthroughs, but I enjoy it.

Cheese not cooked enough, 0/10 would not feed to homeless people

Was it me or did the female cop have crazy eyes during the entire reunion? Looked like she smoked blue meth or something.

Don't threaten me with a good time. I still love Mannis too, seems to be a terrible opinion.

I know, I've seen behind the scenes set stuff. I still think they are using significantly less than past seasons.

If you'll notice there's been a pretty big lack of CGI this season, wonder if they spent it all on the invasion with all the giants and shit

I don't know for sure, they're "special projects" and my team is working on them but I am not.

Gotcha.. we are providing a few solutions to VMware right now and whoever is the person in contact with us is a pain in the ass. Keeps asking us for stuff that is clearly laid out in the specs (sorry if it is you, haha).

I think you're right. The problem is my department is a bit strange and only sort of exists out of necessity. I was hired as Software Engineer I, but I do no software engineering - I'm not listed as solutions engineer or solutions architect or anything. I'm worried about moving up and I'm also...

I did my coop/internship in core firmware and it was coding all day every day. I sort of knew what I was signing up for as a solutions architect, but I thought it would be a lot more glorious. Are you at Pivotal?

If it's dehydration I would be a little worried as you have stated that you are drinking like 4 gallons of water a day.