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  1. Noodleface

    Sunset Overdrive - The game that will establish Xbox One as the #1 2nd place console

    I've been saying this shit for like 30 years, I'm glad someone finally agrees.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude I just read all of those emails. What did you get yourself into? I know you want to fix things, and I can relate to that, but those emails are crazy. I don't even think you should have sent your own 3-page response to her either, but that's neither here nor there I guess. Even if you guys...
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    You have failed your first lesson. Never turn down an internship. If someone is willing to give a dude with little skill a spot, take it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Onoes has demonstrated not following advice, but you can't help but enjoy his stories. I might give him shit but i do hope everything works out for him.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Onoes, we didn't have the foresight to do this with wizardhawk, but we can with you. Please leave a piece of paper in your wallet with your rerolled login and your thread location with instructions to inform us of what happens in the case of an emergency. For real keep an eye on this lady...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I can tell you it is Somerset, MA. I think population is ~18000 If you go right across the bridge you go to Fall River, MA which is fairly dangerous. That's where we lived before. If you go a bit north you hit Brockton, MA which is one of the more dangerous cities in the country.
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    Home buying thread

    We had an attorney because the bank made us use one. He was nice and made the whole thing pretty smooth.
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    Sunset Overdrive - The game that will establish Xbox One as the #1 2nd place console

    This is the worst thread I've ever read. Title is misleading and a contradiction.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I did a 1.5 year internship at my company (EMC) and they hired me afterwards. Absolutely would not have been hired here without an internship, and leaving with 1.5 years experience would have been great either way. The software engineering parts are pretty varied - really low level stuff...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah man don't respond. Every time you respond she's probably thinking "so you're saying there's a chance.."
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    Home buying thread

    That closing sounds weird..
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    Home buying thread

    What is under the carpets? You said you had wood floors, is it wood underneath?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    We just bought a house so I might spend this weekend looking around for hole-in-the-wall type of places. Pretty small town though so not sure what I'll find.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Sushi is for faggots
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I'm surprised you can't fit into 36's at 210. I am 225 and comfortably fit in 36's and sometimes 34's. It's either the brand or you got severe muffin top syndrome
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Sprinkle? What are we, a bunch of fairy-loving faggots?
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    Home buying thread

    Right, we were told during our final walkthrough that it was basically our final chance before closing to bring anything up. After closing I think it's on you. Source: Not a lawyer but used to watch a lot of Judging Amy.
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    Home Improvement

    Right, I'm not under the delusion that I will get rid of them forever. I figured that they were staging some sort of campaign outside my house and I should do what prevention I can. The dude downstairs is loving it though. I'll take a picture of his murder later.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Sad state of affairs when you're looking forward to "Stick it to the Man" and "Chess"
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I almost played my PS4 last night. Then I realized I had no games and played my PS3. FUCK.
  21. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Is there a preferred spray? Right now we aren't seeing them inside with the exception of 1 or 2 (and the death mound in the basement). I'd like to do whatever I can to minimize the impact.
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    Home Improvement

    This might not exactly qualify as home improvement. The day we moved in we noticed a handful of ants patrolling inside the house. I'm not sure how ants work, but my guess is they were looking for food and would report back. They never made it back. Last night I went into the basement because...
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I once got extremely drunk and couldn't function and I had some Better Than Ezra song on repeat for 6 hours. To this day I can't hear it without wanting to kill myself. Creed though.. yikes.
  24. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    That place makes you order some of that shit 3 days in advance! WE WANT OUR BURGERS NOW!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Perfect execution Xequecal. Onoes you watching this? That email does read like a younger girl wrote it.. I wouldn't even say 17, that's like 13 year-old material. Is she emotionally retarded like all day long?
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    The Fast Food Thread

    We don't have to eat there, we choose to. THIS IS MY LIFE. This is the fast food thread
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't mind feeling full but I hate the feeling where you're so full you have trouble breathing and unbuttoning your pants won't even help.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Come on man you can't count me out just yet.. it's only been like 4 hours since I opened betting.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The ol' period bang.. "man this feels great.. ok I'm done... FUCK THERE's BLOOD ALL OVER MY DICK"
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    The Fast Food Thread

    As I was reading the beginning of your story, McCheese, I already knew the outcome. I am glad you delivered on what my brain promised me would be the outcome.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Just relaying what I've heard. Personally I have felt the quality dwindle a bit in the last 5 years. I still enjoy the food there though.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I like Olive Garden a lot but I believe it to be overpriced for what it actually is. I remember an AMA on reddit where the person said everything is prepared offsite, mostly all frozen and reheated.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Olive Garden used to have a meal "Garlic Chicken con Broccoli" and it was a gift from the heavens. Now they don't make it anymore and I refuse to eat there. Fucking COCKSUCKERS
  34. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Yeah I'm not really interested in a touch screen. It's just a remote.. I want it to turn things on and control the thing. I also don't want a remote that costs more than said thing.
  35. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Cool, I just ordered one of those. Fuck Comcast. Also fuck people who can't handle a remote control so they have to get dumbed down.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I always get the burgers at Ruby Tuesday. They had a double cheeseburger that was like 6 inches tall.. plus, their burgers are usually one of the few places that actually tastes like fresh hamburger and has a homemade taste to it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ok gentlemen betting is now open. How long until they are back together? I say 3 weeks.
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    The x1 controller is a piece of shit. They removed the option of allowing you to control othe devices with it. You can't even change inputs on your tv. Looked into it and its because too many idiots were switching inputs and thinking their cable was out. Fuck this. I got rid of my tv remote long...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man, I wonder how my wife would react knowing I have a list of people I would fuck if things ever didn't work out. The list is probably over one million fine ladies and is resorted and added to on a daily basis.