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  1. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    How did it go lindz? We just closed. Very smooth process, no extra charges or hidden stuff. They fixed all the issues in the house, really nice people overall. Thanks for all your help bros.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Exactly. You need to camp spawns and missing a 5 hour window could be devastating
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Drink a no carb no sugar monster. Shit has like 200mg caffeine and tastes surprisingly good.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Can you tell us how long it actually lasts? I fucked my wife once for like 3 hours and we both decided never again
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Was it really $5.99 for that?
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    Home Workout Equipment

    Consider it an engineering fee
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I called her a whore and she gave me the jerkoff shield, so there is some truth to it
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    The sample pool is just so small that I can only take those as extremely good (?) RNG. If it becomes an epidemic I'll believe it.
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    The Victory Lap Thread

    Is it still a victory lap if you helicopter your dick instead?
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    It wouldn't be a simple fix for sure. Until I see other people mimicking it then I'm calling shenanigans. I must live in some dream world where I'd hope that Blizzard didn't use freshmen university students to code key infrastructure components of their game. I've seen the money thing and heard...
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Props if you can have Steve Vai playing guitar solos in the background while doing it. What's the breakdown of living vicariously through Onoes vs hoping for some sort of epic failure? I think I'm around 60/40
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    If his theory was correct they'd patch it. They didn't, so I don't believe him. I also haven't seen anyone else claiming this works.
  13. Noodleface

    Home Workout Equipment

    Black people have an innate "get jacked doing nothing" gene
  14. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    our walkthrough is tonight. Since the house was a complete rehab and completely redone we aren't worried. Nobody has even lived in the house in a couple years. We asked him to secure the dishwasher... so hopefully he did that. That was our one request.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    If we find out this is clock-based, I have serious issues with the programmers at blizzard. Wasn't the max gold issue because they used a 32-bit UINT instead of 64-bit or something?
  16. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    My theory on this is: 1) Kill monsters 2) Collect loot 3) Bitch 4) Kill more 5) Go to step 2
  17. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    Hah. Our bank is where we got financed, so it wasn't awkward - it was awkward carrying around such a large check though. I felt like I was a wanted man.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Big Phoenix more like Big CockBlocker
  19. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Good luck dude
  20. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I did have a roof, on the other hand there were roaches in the food court.
  21. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    He told us just bring the amount on our HUD-1 and bring a personal check in case there is some error. just called him.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Get off our boners Tuco
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I had never heard of them, then all of a sudden in the last month everyone in MA is drinking Yuengling. Just seemed to come out of nowhere. I worked at BK during the "great fries" period. I worked in a mall so typically we were busy on the weekends, or at 5:30-6:30 week nights. During...
  24. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    Picking up our big closing check at the bank today and then that's it - closing in a couple days. A few sources on the internet recommended I bring a second bank check for ~$1000 in case of any errors - do you seasoned vets suggest this?
  25. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    PS plz respond to my PMs
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    Home Workout Equipment

    I just enjoy lifting weights. I was really mostly just looking for equipment reviews.................
  27. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    My Crusader is 70 as of this weekend, so RNGesus hasn't been too helpful. I got the shield immediately and then found the Reaver. That's pretty much all i have. I do have reaper wraps, but I was drunk and rerolled a secondary stat on accident. It's cool though, as they serve their purpose until...
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Let's be clear. lindz chose to post her boobies. She knew guys would be creepy about it or she wouldn't have done it. I think most of the creeping here is mostly harmless, unless people are PM'ing her and harassing her or something. Stop being a bunch of faggot white knights
  29. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    You're drinking a lot.. it's something you might want to bring up to a doctor. Even if you don't think you got the betes, it could be something else.
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    FIOS is a myth in my area
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I'm using a Messerschmidt's or whatever you spell it as Reaver, around 2800DPS - so it's not too bad. I just think Foote would be fun to play with. As it stands now I am basically destroying everything without it, so definitely not needing it. I think if I did found it, I would probably use it...
  32. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    The jerkanborg shield is so op. I got it right after hitting 70 and its nuts, easily can clear t1 and probably even t2. If I ever find the foote it's game over.
  33. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yuengling fucking exploded overnight
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Only bothered me for a month. Got it resized and barely ever notice it except when I wash my hands and water gets stuck underneath it
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm waiting
  36. Noodleface

    Home Workout Equipment

    should I wear affliction t-shirts while working out?
  37. Noodleface

    Yesterday was my dog's 4th birthday.

    My dog is pretty awesome usually. The other day we gave it a new bone and my wife walked near the dog and it started showing teeth. We took it away and I have never seen a dog so sad in my life. It went to the bedroom at 7PM and never came back. Little shithead.
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nothing more grown up than the jolly rancher story. Perhaps the cumbox. Perhaps.
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I didn't post it, my hands are clean!
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    Home Workout Equipment

    I only discount them if proper form is used - that quickly eliminated squats, deadlifts, and cleans. I assume it also eliminated kettle bells