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We can talk about m'lady Clarke being nude all day. tips fedora

Sort of anecdotal to drinking ranch.. There was a dude at work who saw me put franks red hot on some steak tips (pretty good, might I add). He asked if he could have some of my sauce so I said sure. It was that moment I realized he had no food and drank some of the red hot. McCheese was this you?

I hope Dany keeps appearing nude. It was at the moment when she walked into the scalding bath that I thought "this is going to be the best show I ever watch in my lifetime"

I tried levelling a character in WoW with my wife. It was at that point that I noticed she read every quest even if she had completed them before and that I must quit. Told her I hated the game and never played it again.

I'm really enjoying the way they turned the hound from a soulless bastard to a downright comedian. His one-liners are brilliant.

Good luck with assembly, fuck that shit. Also fuck discrete math. I absolutely hated that bullshit class.

I've had some non-finishers too, particularly when we first started dating. I think it was nerves. It all ended around the 4th time we had sex and I rolled off her and fell into her wall (a thin, make-shift wall) and heard her brother yell "what the fu ck was that!" from the other room. After...

I'm immune to it now so I have no idea, Grumpus we need to find out about. I remember at one year I was fucking her 3 times a day, getting tons of gifts, and being able to still go to the gym and do whatever I want. Now.. not so much..

Good idea. Edit: Was confused, did research. Me stupid.

One year.. still in the honeymoon stage. Have you had the privilege of walking in on a rogue turd she left in the toilet yet?

Not a bad idea..

all cheese is the same

I'll wall mount the next TV. I've always preferred a nice entertainment center in the living room. Besides, I'd have to put all the wires in the wall (PS2, PS3, PS4, Wii, WiiU, Surround Sound, Cable)..

R+L=J!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT

$6 seems excessive, our local supermarket sells them for $3.99/lb. I'm not a raw denim, wooden cap hot sauce hipster fag though

fuckin fags, I went to Mexico and got real deal shit-your-bleeding-rectum-out hot sauce. This stuff makes the acid blood in the movie Aliens look palatable. It doesn't even have a fuckin' brand or anything, just an ingredients list.

Or get the fucking king of macaroni and cheese - Velveeta. Fuck off with putting extra shit in there.

I'm on board with this, for a skinny chick she's got a pretty hefty ass. The action would be a nice change of pace too.

Wrong, that sounds infinitely better. Infinitely better than fucking kraft cheese slices on sketti

I'm not burnt out.. just moved into a new house and I would be murdered if I kept playing every night

I don't care if it's infinity% gelatin, it tastes like ass-shit.

Worst part of the entire move this weekend was someone broke my TV stand. Of all the pieces of equipment I wanted to utilize last night.. it was the goddamn TV. I had to go out and by another stand for our TV.. although, it is really nice and made of real wood and shit. Blessing in a $250 disguise.

Are you using too much weight? Watching people spot improperly always gave me the chills. That is one exercise you do not want to do improperly, you can really fuck yourself up.

Going to be away from the game for awhile, might be off or on a bit but not seriously. If a spot is required please remove me.

Fuck that. My stepfather once made us a pizza that he said was his grandmothers secret recipe and the best pizza he had ever had. I ate some and was so disgusted. I asked him what the hell was wrong with it and he told me instead of shredded mozzarella he uses kraft singles. WHO THE FUCK DOES...

My wife once yelled at my because I emptied like two bags of cheese on a pizza we made because I wanted extra cheese. She told me it would be terrible (she worked as a pizza chef). I told her it would be the most glorious thing ever. She was right.

It would be a caesar salad with a burger on top, minus lettuce, and anything else healthy.

You're god damn right you would. You know who wouldn't? Uppity faggot hipsters.

McCheese is onto something and i'm thinking no one really likes the apples, they just want to fit in. You know what they should put on their salads in the summer? burgers. An american delicacy.

Do you mean you were leaning too far forward or you were leaning too far back? Picturing the second makes me laugh

Are you inferring my wife is loose? Or that I only pleasure her through penetration?

We're planning a lot of family events over the summer. The Weber is nice, the price is alright. Are Kenmore's any good? The price is right at $400 and are fairly large + stainless steel. My father coincidentally uses: Amazon.com: Weber 2880001 Summit S-670 Grill, NATURAL GAS, Stainless Steel...

Sorry to bump this. Looking to buy a propane grill for around $200-500. Been looking at a few Kenmores. Also considering a Weber, but haven't found anything in that range that caught my eye. Any recommendations? I like that Weber that was posted way above for $379, but AFAIK the guy never...

She often says it is "too intense". She can't find a happy medium. I have told her to just let go but she doesn't. Probably something psychological. After almost 6 years I have all but given up.

She's a bit of a prude in that respect. I've toyed (lol) with the idea with her, and she seemed receptive, but quickly said she didn't want to. Time to get her drunk.

Anyone ever use duct-less central heating/ac units? My brother in law is trying to sell us on one and will install for cost, but I've never used one so not sure how efficient and effective they are.

I levelled 4 additional characters using only bounties and I have an extra 400 keys sitting in my stash...

I've only tried to bang my wife while hammered once and it did not turn out good. 1) Tried to involve many deviant acts that my wife DID NOT want to participate in 2) Limp Dick Syndrome

Usually happens to me if I'm really stressed or tired, or if I mistakenly masturbated like 20 minutes ago because I thought we wouldn't have sex. I've never faked it, but I've thought about it. My wife gets all sad and acts like she isn't good enough or something. If I can't calm her down I...

Don't know why people care if they fake it. I guess I would just prefer my wife didn't and just say something along the lines of "I have trouble orgasming." Are you feeling emasculated or?