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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't know your grazing habits man
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Mother of god (????)?? ???
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude I am just wondering how you walk that your balls would touch anything besides whatever you sit on. Do they just slink around everywhere out of control?
  4. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    1st world problems, website is blocked at work so can't view shinies
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I do remember, it was a glorious time of poop-socking and mtn dew binges. I'm saying you're pushing the FPS agenda on us when 90% of the users on this board do not play COD.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Remember when COD games were actually decent?
  7. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I can't believe they still haven't made elective mode the default mode O_O
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    FPS games have been in such a shitty place for a long time.. I'd argue the genre is just shit all-around no matter the platform.
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I don't mind the disks, it makes me feel american. The more I own the better I feel about myself.
  10. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Anecdotal in relation to the Adam Corrolla joke. I remember being around 4 and spent the week at my uncle's place. He didn't have a bath, just a shower, and being a kid I didn't know how to use it. His idea was to just shower me with him at the same time, pretty typical stuff. I think I caught...
  11. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Any 70 crusaders here yet? Assume there are some out there.
  12. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I love Blu-rays. You guys sound like my wife, can't tell the difference between 240p and a blu-ray. Looks the same apparently.
  13. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    One week isn't huge, it just pissed me off because we put in an offer that said "closing on 4/25", talked to the guy about it multiple times, confirmed over and over, then magically we sign the p&s and he says he'll be out of town. Now I have to scramble to schedule this around both of our jobs...
  14. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When I walk around naked and my dog is home I feel a little weird. With a kid I'd probably feel weirder. Who am I to give any sort of advice on parenting though.. I'll probably end up with some mongoloid that eats nothing but canned peaches.
  15. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Only got to play for an hour so rolled a crusader. Feels fun so far. I'm not sure which is going to be better: 1h + shield, 2h, or 2h + shield.
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    Home buying thread

    Seller asked us to push back closing to 5/1 because he'll be out of town. After knowing we scheduled 4/25 way in advance and it was included in our offer. FUCKER
  17. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Then you rape her, repeatedly, over and over. You literally must fuck diablo out of her.
  18. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    The game had confirmed shitty writing when they killed Deckard Cain. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Best way to deal with Act 3 was "hey can you make a game and kill Mephisto for me thx" done in 3 minutes.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I know, I beat Inferno pretty quickly after launch on my DH. I think I death-rolled through A2. I just don't care for the entire Act.
  21. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    There's parts of the game I don' t really feel like running more than once. Namely Act 2
  22. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    So basically like D2 was. Like everyone wanted the game to be. Like anyone with 1% of a brain would make the game. ???
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    Home buying thread

    The best part about this is my two brother-in-law's are HVAC professionals with over 15 years of experience, so we are set in that regard. They do everything at cost and we feed/liquor them up.
  24. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I had buyer's remorse for the original D3, but I made a couple hundred on the RMAH and figured it paid for itself and the expansion, so whatever.
  25. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    All the appliances are brand new and still wrapped.. so I'm honestly not thinking the warranty is worth it unless it was free. We just got a frantic call from our lender that we need to officially apply in 2 days. Talk about cutting it goddamn close. FUCK.
  26. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I probably can't even play until the weekend. Am I fucked into eternity and I'll never catch up bros?!?!?!?!
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    Home buying thread

    There was no mention of a new home warranty, so not sure if it is applicable. We signed our purchase and sales after the seller agreed to fix the dishwasher and install a dryer vent, so we're in contract too. We probably aren't moving into the new place until the following week though. Too...
  28. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Why are there so many canned peaches?
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Holy shit this guy went all out, even got a motherfuckin d3 wallpaper on his second baby-sized monitor
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    No garlic. 0/10 would not energize
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just knock before entering. Save yourself a lot of embarassment. I got the talk from my parents after I already had 3 girls under my belt.. literally.
  32. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    What if you don't like eggs? Do I just start eating blueberries and I get the same amount of energy?
  33. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I had a morbidly obese friend that for the Burning Crusade launch stocked up on about 20 Celeste Pizzas and several 12-packs of mountain dew (before the energy drink craze launched). He moved a microwave and full-sized fridge to his computer room right next to his desk. I don't know how he...
  34. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I still can't believe they do 8 hour maintenance. Not many companies can survive with 95% availability
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    They liked his peach-fuzz stache
  36. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    You'll get a better feel for the class this way, since you seem to be a little new to the game (if I'm not wrong).
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Is this the first time blizzard has actually done a 9PM PST release so us east coasters aren't forced to stay waiting until 3AM to play a launch? It's actually surprising and makes me want to start referring to the D3 team as Good Guy D3 team.. especially after they fixed the game.
  38. Noodleface

    Looking for a computer program that can find and edit text in multiple files

    To me this is a perfect learning small project for Python. Could do it with sed, but if the dude wants to program this is a simple enough script to start with.
  39. Noodleface

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Excellent, I think for me I want to see how the class feels without a whole bunch of twink gear. Still loving WD though, probably my favorite class in the game so far.
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    I've always wanted to go to Japan. I'd hate explaining to my wife when we got there that we only came to test out bum guns though.