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  1. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Beating the game at SL1 makes you a one-bro
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Good to hear. Thinking about levelling one, but didn't want to play an OP class that would just get nerfed into oblivion in one patch - much like my precious launch DH.
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    Dark Souls 2

    only fags need help with bosses man, you'll never be a one-bro
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    Nominations for ReRolled AssHat of the Year!

    Izo Duppin Araysar I decline giving any reasons
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Is Crusader going to be OP at release or has it been fairly balanced throughout beta?
  6. Noodleface

    Dark Souls

    Sean's talking about DaS2
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    The Back to School Thread

    I joined Eta Kappa Nu or whatever, the EE honor society. I put it on my resume but no one ever once asked about it, so I took it off when other things needed more space.
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    Home buying thread

    Our realtor suggested we make copies of all the checks we deposited that aren't normal things like payroll. I think the bank wants to document any "gifts" and they may see a random $500 deposit as a gift. We don't have any of those, so it doesn't matter. Just hoping the closing and inspection go...
  9. Noodleface

    Lets go picket at Fred Phelps funeral

    Since he has people write his facebook posts for him, who the hell knows
  10. Noodleface

    Anything worth buying a PS4 over?

    I bought it at launch, not really butthurt at all. I haven't used it since November, but I'm not really hurting for games to play on PS3. Not sure why I responded to an obvious troll, but whatevs
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    Anything worth buying a PS4 over?

    thread was necessary. Oh wait I saw the OP, nevermind
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We all have fuck-ups Onoes. If you listen to everyone here, my marriage was a fuck-up. Yours are just the most entertaining. Like, here's my story: Went and did my taxes with the wife. We're getting back a decent amount. We then bought some groceries. Not as humorous or entertaining as a...
  13. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Yeah the Pursuer was a bastard, but I felt so awesome when I finally killed him. The stone guys aren't hard really, especially since you can block their attacks, just annoying to have to rekill them each time as they take some time. Cleared that area anyways though, so should be good. Wanand...
  14. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    After finishing the pursuer and moving on the heides tower I'm definitely feeling better. I was having so much trouble with the pursuer that I thought "fuck, this game is going to be so hard". I'm in the wharf now and it is much easier. Killed a whole bunch of bosses in a couple of attempts...
  15. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    Yep, I actually did exactly this. Worst comes to worst, I'll pay it. Trying to avoid an unnecessary mark though. I sent it certified letter with a return receipt today.
  16. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    So I soloed the pursuer finally... I killed him solely
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Right I guess in onoes case it's "everyone told me but I didn't listen to a single word and then after realized they were all right"
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    fuck I didn't know he posted here gotta go
  19. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Is there a way to kick in this game?
  20. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    "If only I had known" is pretty much Onoes life story up to this point.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's cool because lindz never responds to it, so you're not sure if she hates it or is secretly pleasuring herself to the thought
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    SteamOS - SteamWare

    Almost as bad as the Jaguar controller..almost.
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I mean with Onoes gone thats really all we've got isn't it?
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    Survivor

    I agree. I could grow old with them titties.
  25. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    I've been at 50% life for 99% of the time I've been playing
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That is some serious shit. One thing you can do is write a certified letter to the collections agencies telling them that you don't want them to contact you at home or work for any reason. Trust me, once they get your number they will call every 30 minutes and even call your work. I would avoid...
  27. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Here's the official response: Twitter / senden_ogu: @DarkcrowShin ...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    We do that at home sometimes. it's like a healthier, shittier version of pizza. Usually I'll buy a pound of linguica and a lot of pepperoni, basically negating the lack of dough with the same amount of meat. It's really a meat pizza with a little crust sprinkled in. Tastes good but if I am...
  29. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    I ended up buying a broad sword and have it sitting at around +3 or something. I tried a halberd which has much higher damage, but I can't really control the weapon too well. Really in these games it comes down to which weapon style you prefer, as they all behave differently. I haven't seen...
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Shit man.. 180k is nothing to scoff at, but what would really piss me off is "family/friend personal loans." Are you legally liable for anything?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I shave my head bald. Nothing more infuriating than opening up the drain in the tub and finding a 17 pound clump of long nasty hair.
  32. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    It will be interesting to see speed runs of this game. I always enjoyed that shit in DS1. I'm sure Kotti and a few of the other guys will be hitting that up and getting those rings.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Don't forget, massive server lag for at least 10 days
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    Yesterday was my dog's 4th birthday.

    I think if I stole a bone from my own dog it would maul my face. If a strange small human did the same thing I don't even think there would be a trace of the human left except for the abnormally large pile of dung in my back yard.
  35. Noodleface

    Survivor

    I tell you what, I'd much rather watch her take it in the pooper than Farrah from teen mom. Vivid needs to setup some bigtime offers here. COME AHN
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    Home buying thread

    I asked our mortgage coordinator, not sure her title.. the lady we go through at the bank. She told me usually they won't require you to pay it but not to be surprised if they do. I don't really care about the $100.. I care about it sitting on my credit report though.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    We had a few Quizno's in our area and they all closed relatively quick. I never even got to try it.
  38. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 2

    Just realized I never dropped my item in the bird's nest in the beginning. Is there a l ist of stuff that drops there? Edit: This link is a spoiler. It's a flowchart/map of where to go. I just glanced at it, but it seems to be pretty accurate. I won't spoil the link, just don't click it if...
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    Home buying thread

    Looks nice! Our inspection is next saturday and we close April 25th. Eerily close.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    11hrs31min until Onoes is married with a kid on the way