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Maybe I'm the exception, but I'm playing a Crusader from scratch with no twinked out gear or even a hellfire ring. I'd like to say it's because I'm trying to be pure, but realistically it's because I came back to the game after the AH closed and I couldn't be bothered to farm anything. Will be...

I feel like this type of toilet I'd have to try out first. I'm not sure if there are places that let you test drive shitters though.

Meant to post about it but had a busy day and wasn't around. A story for another day lol.. About the inspection: We got to see pictures of the house from when it was first listed. It was evident to us that the house was completely gutted and rehabbed. This was confirmed by our inspector...

Also be weary of the indian's cubes. They don't like to wear shoes during the day.

Oh right, I know that and you know that as well, but I think there's a mental aspect that goes along with it. Even if all those dudes just brushed their teeth and maybe I had some way of sterilizing my drink, I'd still think "This has been in many a dude's mouth." CANT EXPLAIN THAT

I have 2 Skorns in my bags. One was pre-legendary buff so it's like 850DPS. The second is the one I use, around 1400DPS. I keep the low one for humor.

That's only for the guaranteed legendary, correct?

What's the rush? Isn't out yet

Think of a drink on a table that's mine. Accidentally this other dude takes a very large sip. Oh well, just that guy.. I'll still drink it. Same drink, this time it goes around the room and 20 guys take very small sips. I probably do not want to drink this drink anymore.

At 100% xp for the weekend I think I'll level my remaining classes as well. Got Wizard in the mid-40's and Monk at like 12. COTA runs for dayssss

thin line

I know why men cheat more than women: yoga pants.

I had never been so fucking pumped to see a movie that I ignored it. Hearing vomit splatter during it was only a mild distraction. It was fucking hot though, that was the bad part.

I believe this is the ROS client

I honestly have no idea. I was planning on just having my friend make games at all the "boss" locations and do that for my free legendaries. I'm playing very half-assed.

This is what I was told to do, so I'm doing it. I don't care to play through the story for the 87th time.

The best part of Cloverfield was we saw it at a theater where they told us they'd refund us if we wanted because their AC system broke down. I told them we still wanted to see it and they informed us we had to wait while they cleaned up the vomit. When we went in, There were trash bags over...

Yeah I'm doing it to just level my WD. Went 18->36 or 38 in about an hour last night. Probably much faster if I were twinked and had exp gear. Confirmed boring as fuck.

Me neither but I'm aroused

COTA levelling is insane lol. Didn't believe it but then I gained 20 levels in like an hour last night. All I'm doing is getting my pets out, acid rain + vampiric bats and that's it everything is dead. The sycophants are fucking crazy little things too.

Can I just say, those dreads look fucking horrible. She looks like a walking pile of rubbish. I'd still slam her pussy, but I'd only be 75% into it.

It had BBQ sauce, it might've had an onion ring but it was so long ago I can't really remember. It probably did.

FFX would've been great if Tidus wasn't such a whiny fucking little bitch. I don't know any other accurate way to describe him.

I've found the best way to make builds is to check out the armory of other players that you think might be good and work around what they've done. It's not like back in WoW where you would have the ultimate Mortal Strike build that everyone used. You tailor your build to your play style and gear...

7 months

Grandmother received her last rites last night. Family gathered at her house for awhile, each person getting to visit for a short time. Funny stories were told, several people were hammered. I left around 10PM and my grandmother died around 2AM. Cancer sucks, but she was given a couple months...

I kind of want one of those seats, but then I feel like I wouldn't be able to shit anywhere except that one toilet in my house. And when people came over I'd have to explain it every time with visual instructions

To be fair like 95% of the things I do with my wife are some sort of attempts to get my dick wet. "Put cereal in her container for breakfast at work... she might remember this tonight"

That's the blizzard way.. always nerf the one rather than increase the many

I used to work at Burger King like 15 years ago and we had this thing called a Rodeo Burger. I guess it existed on the menu at one point, but then it dropped. We would still make it if people asked. Now it's back on I think. It was just weird. Like... why don't you just put it back on the menu...

I don't even remember Tarrant's post. I had sigs turned off or like 8 months and didn't even remember I had it.

My wife has a virtual boy in her childhood home (2, actually). It is the most uncomfortable piece of shit ever to play.

I went on a cruise for my honeymoon and the ship had a Guy (Fieri) Burger Joint. It was unlimited burgers, for free, all day erry day (well, until like 6 pm I think). Never in my life have I had so many cheeseburgers. They were fucking delicious. Might've been because they were free.

tbh i'd suck a penis if it were covered in gravy

You're goddamn right you aren't, you have actual D's.

Eyashusa just laid his sword at your feet. Not something to be taken lightly. He didn't even ask for nudes, at least not verbally.

Looks like they accepted our letters.. won't stop them from requesting more retarded information I'm sure. One of the letters I had to write was the name of my position at an old job. The letter read: "To whom it may concern, My position at XXXX was YYYY. Best Regards, Andrew"

I totally just realized Pyros is still rocking the custom title I asked mods to give him

You TP from COTA and exit the game, when you hit resume you have a TP up in the town back into the dungeon, this way you don't have to wait the 10 seconds