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  1. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    He's 9 dude
  2. Noodleface

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    You did it wrong man, nowhere in your story do I see any mention about crackwhore strippers and wigger thugs
  3. Noodleface

    EQ F2P- Returning Players & Current Content

    What does /testbuff do? Raise your level?
  4. Noodleface

    Restaraunt Review Thread

    My cousins stepdad used to work on a food truck and we would go out with him once in awhile. At the end of the day he'd have a shitload of food and we could just go to town for free. It was the greatest time of my life.
  5. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah it's pretty shitty what they've done with the game. I've been trying to play it but it loses its appeal after a few days.
  6. Noodleface

    EQ F2P- Returning Players & Current Content

    That sounds good, but will this advice work for someone who hasn't played the game since 1999/2000? I'd love to 3 box, but is it something a new player can handle? If so, I'm really interested in playing bard or necromancer. Any recommendations on other classes to use with those?
  7. Noodleface

    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    I wish the game ran this good back in the day.. people might've given it a fair chance Think I might play my Raki Paladin a bit if I can get my bearings on where I left off. Last I remember was a group of us in Too Much Brown spending several hours in this dungeon, only to get to the end and...
  8. Noodleface

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    Maybe I missed it in the original post, but I gather from your texts that this went on for 2 months? For real?
  9. Noodleface

    Best condoms?

    Yep, I'm definitely not going to go to the store, buy a pack of Trojan ENZ, model them for a picture, and post them here. Last time I tried them was when I was 18, and they were extremely difficult to get on and they were painful. I moved on to Magnum and never looked back. They fit and feel...
  10. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Dude... eating the pizza rolls like a bag of chips that were lukewarm from just sitting out. That is some next level shit man, I can't compete with that. My soon to be brother-in-law is house-sitting for us over our honeymoon, so I bought him a box of 140 pizza rolls. I'm now thinking that if...
  11. Noodleface

    EQ F2P- Returning Players & Current Content

    For someone who has never played EQ before, assuming I follow proper guides and do some reading - how difficult would it be for me to catch up on Test and join some raiding guild? EQ is something I always wanted to experience but just sort of missed the boat on. Edit: Should say, I have...
  12. Noodleface

    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    Yeah it was, really weird that I have so many accounts. This game feels good now. I kind of want to play it.
  13. Noodleface

    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    Nevermind my characters are gone Edit: Nevermind was on wrong account, 36 Raki Paladin found Double Edit: This game runs fucking great now!
  14. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    They probably don't stress test them individually if that's what you mean. Your lucky if they even turn them on more than once man. That's why I would build my own. Watch Dog Timer... hmm... that sounds like firmware to me.
  15. Noodleface

    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    Can't remember if I did them or not, been so many years. I'll install it anyways since it's f2p.
  16. Noodleface

    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    My little raki paladin is still sitting somewhere in the mid to upper 30s. Feel like if I played them I'd have no idea where to go or how to play anymore
  17. Noodleface

    Best condoms?

    Absolutely not. I cannot fit in a Trojan ENZ for example, it makes my dick turn purple. There is a visible difference too just comparing them side by side.
  18. Noodleface

    Everquest II

    Fun so far but this UI is so goddamn dated. All the sounds/graphics/UI are exactly the same as they were at launch. I honestly think EQ1 looks better than this. Still having fun, but it's just ugly as fuck. It's better than launch though. I remember starting as 1 of 4 base classes, then...
  19. Noodleface

    Best condoms?

    So it is safe to say that these will work during anal and not rip? That is good! Just kidding. Sorta.
  20. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    Yes, in fact PCI-E 3.0 isn't really fleshed out right now so it doesn't make much of a difference if at all. The system will drop the gen of the card to match your slot. My brother got the 650 Ti Boost and it's really quiet, to the point that he asked me if it was actually working at all.
  21. Noodleface

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    There definitely is no fee for this in Las Vegas, although her plates are tied to her person and not the car. I think they're getting hit with some other fine (probably tax/registration/etc) and trying to milk it out of you.
  22. Noodleface

    Everquest II

    The reason is Amds tend to run at higher frequencies. The game was written to only use a single core, so having multiple cores is usually worse performance than having a higher frequency single core. What really boggles my mind is they never fixed this.
  23. Noodleface

    Best condoms?

    Heard Crown's were the best but haven't tried them yet. I use Magnum XL's so I have trouble finding good condoms. I just bragged about my dick, jesus...
  24. Noodleface

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    He's not posting anyones information, I don't see how in the everloving fuck some lawyer is going to get some computer forensic specialists to go on his PC and find out what forum he's posting on. He's literally only provided that she's a stripper in vegas and that is it.
  25. Noodleface

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    And I should say that on Judge Judy or whatever, I've seen stuff like this before. Some guy will go "well this person wouldn't send me this, so I withhold their 'other thing'" and they get reamed out for it because that's still illegal. You always do the right thing and this will make them seem...
  26. Noodleface

    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    FWIW I think most cell companies will provide you with certified copies of all text messages that you want for a fee. Probably better than printing them yourself (for court)
  27. Noodleface

    Everquest II

    Yeah, unfortunately it's my gaming laptop so clock speed is pretty low. I'll probably get better results on my OC'd core2duo than this.
  28. Noodleface

    Everquest II

    Man this game runs like fucking shit on my i7 LOL. I knew it would but.. damn.. Are the animations always so choppy with character movement? Seems like on mine it is. It is fun so far, but a bit tough to get over the performance hit. Apparently opening a second instance EQ2 and running it...
  29. Noodleface

    Everquest II

    Yeah subs sorry, that's what I get for using my phone. Thanks!
  30. Noodleface

    Everquest II

    Whats the general differences between having a sbu and not?
  31. Noodleface

    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    Doesn't helped that they used uni-body or whatever the terminology was? Basically the same body with a different head for every race?
  32. Noodleface

    Yesterday was my dog's 4th birthday.

    GSD's straight up don't give a fuck. Wonder if it was wearing sunglasses when it did that shit
  33. Noodleface

    Vanguard - I don't give a fuck if it's dead, It's still brown as fuck (Download link in 1st post)

    I still hold some hope this game will be turned around.. maybe it's foolish. Too Much Brown was so much fun to be a part of. This game is indeed good, it just doesn't get the love it deserves. It's what an MMO should be (minus the bugs).
  34. Noodleface

    Routers & Other Networking Stuff

    Those Buffalos look nice. I remember a few years ago where you had to go on ebay and get some international Buffalo router and hope that it worked and all that shit. Good to see them available here. Might get one of those one day.
  35. Noodleface

    Everquest II

    FF14 has enough content for 2 weeks, you'll be fine
  36. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    Yes but the research is "ongoing"
  37. Noodleface

    Buying a car?

    My Nissan altima was pretty fucking shitty. Every year without fail I had to replace a different sensor for the engine ($600-1000).
  38. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    The best way to remember the confusing job/class system is to go "Can I switch to this class and level it?" and then immediately "Yes". You can literally switch to any class and level any class and switch back after and do whatever you want.
  39. Noodleface

    Weight Loss Thread

    No chaos... this is what this thread needed. It's stories like these that next time you order a pizza you go "yeah, maybe not eat the whole thing.. I remember that 400 pound guy on rerolled".. or maybe you'll downsize to a double cheeseburger and not a triple at wendy's.