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  1. Noodleface

    We're The Millers

    Aniston may be 68 years old, I would still rail her frail body into the stratosphere quicker than you can say "fiddly shits".
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    Buying a car?

    Damn I am driving a luxury Honda Accord (base model LX). LIZARD POPE HAS DECREED THIS AND SO IT SHALL BE. IT IS KNOWN.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    So you're saying Himeo had it right.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    It's definitely one of the main reasons. My father has it and it runs in the family.. with my diet I was destined to get it. I went through some depression for a long time. It just happened that way. You think as a kid that you are invincible, you can eat whatever you want, fuck bitches all...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I do what I can.
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    Everquest II

    Are the two bard classes any good at soloing/grouping? Desired? I might give it a whirl, and I don't really want to pay a sub just yet until I can devote more time to a game. Do we have a guild on AB? I assume Mistwalkers is still there but...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    we've been living together for 5 years heh.. all the posts were on this forum BTW
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethe...ce-tyrell.html
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    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    That's so true because then we wouldn't even have black people here.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We had some family members that are photographers that offered to do it for free, but we just didn't feel right. In hindsight, I should've just said fuck it and took them up on it and gave them a sweetass tip
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    Everquest II

    Yeah maybe I'll download it and check it out since I have a good PC now.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I used to get a Triple Cheeseburger, large coke, large fry, and chicken strips from Wendy's every night for like a year. I don't know how many calories that is but it didn't help me in life at all.
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    "I'm a fucking idiot, what do I do now?", he said to his wife.

    GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING PLATES ARBITRARY. I DONT WANT YOU DOINGSHITTO THEM
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Photobooth was about $1000 IIRC. I cant remember shit now
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Listen man, we all have moments of weakness. The hamburger helper thing was pre-diabetic when I was heavy into weight lifting.. the cheesy skillet was just too good.
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    EQ Never

    wanna fight faggot?
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I've done it more than once with Hamburger helper and also the new Velveeta Cheesy Skillets (absolutely diarrhea inducing with this one).
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You got a good deal then, here they charge us after with a separate charge.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nope.. his prices were good.. fiance wanted to buy everything he offered which includes a photobooth all night with a free 2nd photographer doing it, all prints are free for guests. A custom leatherbound photo album, rights to all the pictures, rights to our engagement shoot pictures, rights to...
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Dude that's like having a 13 inch cock and only putting in 5 inches because thats what the girl said her body could fit. You still have to try it man, at least once..
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    That was the deciding factor really. We went to someone elses wedding that had an open bar, and there were just full drinks left all over the place. The dad ended up spending over $5000 on the bar at the end of the night.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Your wiring must be wrong on those EMGs, because in all honesty they basically sound the same in most guitars - or at least close enough that you'd be able to tell someone was using EMGs. Call up Zakk Wylde, he'll set you up.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We're just doing 1 drink, far too many drunks and lushes coming that I feel I couldn't handle it
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's borderline
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    Everquest II

    EQ2 doesn't use multi-threading/cores right? I remember when I bought my fuckin awesome Core2Duo Extreme back in the day or whatever it was right when EQ2 came out and was so disheartened that they told me I get better performance disabling the other core. Don't get me wrong, EQ2 can be fun...
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    Everquest II

    2 minutes apart
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    For our rehearsal dinner, if we wanted to book the same place with 13 people in total it was $1000 for just the food. We are going to a bar for the dinner............................................ .. >_>
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's technically $58 for a signature drink, "unlimited" apps, "unlimited" pasta bar, carving stations (multiple), salad and a soup, desert table, and $2 a person for them to cut and serve our cake (BULLSHIT)
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    I think there is potential, maybe as a Skyrim with multiplayer aspect. Not sure. I liked the video.
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    Having an existential crisis

    It was in like 1989 so gun control was even different back then, no real need to even derail it lol
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    Probably qwerty. Couldn't make it one day
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    Having an existential crisis

    Pretty poor taste to say LOL to that I would say. I had a situation like that occur when I was very young to a friend. Parents went out and left the kids at home to fend for themselves (not uncommon in the 80's). They grabbed their dads shotgun, checked to make sure it wasn't loaded and...
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    EQ Never

    What the fuck.. this keeps sounding worse and worse. Fuck this genre, nobody can do it right.
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    Buying a car?

    Guys as soon as this "deal" goes through I have this car I'm willing to sell.. just waiting on the faggot to send me back my goddamn plates
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    Torrents

    I'm not sure if it was uTorrent, but it's the only program I've installed recently and got a bunch of spy/bloatware crap on my PC right afterwards.
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Yeah, we desperately need someone new. Even just having a second choice (not counting Dish stuff) in my neighborhood would be nice. We have to either go with Comcast or get nothing. My bill every month is so much higher than the previous, it's getting insane.
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    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    Honestly I don't hate all black people, and I don't hate black people because they're black. I hate idiots and pieces of shit that ruin my day when I go to walmart to buy some soda and have to deal with white/black/asian monkeys jumping around acting like they just graduated kindergarten. Just...
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    The Current State of Vodka (or if you prefer all vodka comes from three distilleries)

    I'm not a mod man, but I'm going to give everyone the go ahead on dune coon hating.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    That's the one I was actually thinking of (and I work in grocery part time, heh). My aunt has T1 Diabetes and swears by the stuff.