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  1. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    It's standard-MMO PC UI now basically.
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    The Theism Thread

    When I was younger me and my friend were putting up some stock in an aisle in our store. This lady with a black cowboy hat came up and said to my friend "I can feel the power of christ within you, you are very pure. There's work for you to do." Then she looked at me and went "Oh my word, you...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I pledge my fealty to Queen lindz, first of her name, Queen of rerolled.
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    World War Z

    Wouldn't be surprised if they just gave a whole bunch of money to the third world countries. FUCK THIS SHIT MOVIE.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    It's almost worth the RRP to say what's on our minds
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    haha that was hilarious
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Emma Stone.. proof that with enough makeup even the most hideous lisp-talking creatures can look good.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not all wives give their husband sex 17 times a day and BJ's when they're on their period
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Francis brings up some good points
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    Man Im kind of fat but my privilege level is pretty high.. I better go exercise to raise it even higher. I need to be thin privileged.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    I can't believe we live in a society where I have to say I'm "cisgender".. I think on all applications for jobs I'm going to pencil that in.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    My privilege is so high I fell asleep on the fukkin plane
  13. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Or any day really..
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    I have literally never heard of this shit until about 90 seconds ago and I'm already enraged to the point of needing a new keyboard and underpants.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    picture spelled Saturday incorrectly therefore I call horse-shit. also, what the fuck is 'cis'?
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    At NA launch 1-15 easily took a couple days or more, so it makes sense. Let's not forget they basically started you out with shit gear and you were left to your own devices to make money and whatnot to get more gear. There weren't quests to get gear and stuff.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    The exp curve wasn't really exponential in FFXI. The problem with FFXI was the monsters gave basically the same exp the entire game, so by the time you were 74 and it was 45k (65k? can't remember) exp until you levelled and monsters were still giving 200 exp for typical mobs that's where the...
  18. Noodleface

    Rock Hard Weekend on Amazon

    If you wear a condom while on this stuff will it blow out everywhere? Like when they used to cork the rifles in old cartoons and it would explode at the end?
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    Pussification in America: Political Correctness is Gay

    faggot played league of legends, should be in jail for that alone
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    Great Audiobooks

    I'll again voice my opinion on the A Dance With Dragons audio book featuring Roy Dotrice. He again does a great job, however he changed a lot of the voices he's used to weird ones (he likes to use the beggar slum rat voice for a lot of highborne characters). Still really good, not finished yet...
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    Juice-tice for CarpiSun

    Has capri sun employed a better method of delivery, or do I still need to jab a straw through some foil that may or may not break and may or may not spray juice everywhere upon penetration?
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    Human Head Transplants Are A'Comin...

    The North remembers!
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    Well at least she only gets paid $190,000 a year
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    One thing I can add at the moment is watch your clipping, it feels like that sound byte clips a lot so I would watch your levels. I don't know if the song is a cover or original, but it sounds like you're getting the idea pretty good.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    I bet black people were happy to see a white person on trial though. This current trial screams racial tension and I am worried it it's going to get bad. I mean I can watch it from the comfort of my TV drinking a Pepsi, but I'm still worried.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    For all intents and purposes, all of us are on the same level here - unprofessional guitar diddlers. I would suggest showing it for the sake of constructive criticism.. but that's just me. When I started guitar at 13 - my dad played and got me into it - I wouldn't play in front of anyone...
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    The Metal Thread

    That song was so good.. I was really worried they would suck considering how a lot of bands have turned out, but it really has that classic Carcass sound to it. Link down though
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    I still think there will be riots.. and I'm a little worried about it even though I live in MA.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    Wasn't there a guy that was being pinned with rape or something and was found innocent, he sued and got some money. Think he later killed himself because of it though.
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    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    I wouldn't have minded FF13-series if they got rid of auto-attack. I know you can manually do stuff, but the way the battle system was setup you felt extremely slow if you did that.
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    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    Yeah this game is gonna suck hard, I'm just calling it now. Lightning was never intriguing and FF13 and 13-2 sucked pretty hard. Here's to hoping 15 is good.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    Even worse
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    I don't even want to know what's on German TV. I have a feeling there's a channel dedicated to pooping into peoples mouths.
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    Same thing with the Jodi Arias case. It was a murder trial, that's it. That shit happens everyday, yet they forcefeed these high-profile trials down our throats for some reason. It's pretty dumb. I think back and I remember when the OJ trial was on. My mom worked as a babysitter and watched...
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    Justice for Zimmerman

    The media will do anything for viewers and ratings is right, the only thing you can do to stop it is to not watch it.
  36. Noodleface

    The Trayvon Trial

    Even if he gets cleared of all charges, chimpout 2013 will make sure hes dead by the end of the fortnight.
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    We should start our own hardware blog.

    I would trust a review by names like "fucker" and "PigBenis", etc.
  38. Noodleface

    Trying really hard not to fuck anyone or get them fired but...

    Varies here depending on the neighborhood. Our store has the razorblades in this case that customers can open but when they do it makes a loud beeping noise, and if it is held open for more than 15 seconds it sounds like an alarm. Seriously not making that up. The baby food dispenses one can of...
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    Trying really hard not to fuck anyone or get them fired but...

    Varies here depending on the neighborhood. Our store has the razorblades in this case that customers can open but when they do it makes a loud beeping noise, and if it is held open for more than 15 seconds it sounds like an alarm. Seriously not making that up. The baby food dispenses one can of...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    While you may disagree with my half-hearted racist rants, I at least try to provide some insight in this thread. We all were noobs, and unfortunately for some of us there wasn't an internet when we were noobs. I used to get my information hanging around music stores, going to shows, and...