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  1. moonarchia

    Dave Chappelle

    Only if he doesn't pop a few caps in your ass.
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    Health Problems

    No Shopvacs handy? Seriously, though, that's awful and sorry to hear about it.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Well, I got past my crafting block by... not doing ixals anymore. Fuck those ugky mothercluckers in their gaping cloacas with a MOAB. In short I just grinded and leved my way to 50. With that done I am going to just do 1x moogles 1x namazu (eventually again) and 1x deliveries until they are all...
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    The Summer 2019 Anime Thread

    But they're all 5 minutes.
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    Interesting, Non Political News

    Tim and Tyen getting back together?
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    Parent Thread

    But how much boinky-boinky are you getting at this point?
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    The Summer 2019 Anime Thread

    Chibi Nezuko is damn cute.
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    Interesting, Non Political News

    Well over 50, didn't you hear him the first time?
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I have hit a content wall with crafting. I can only progress by leveling everything to 70 or hitting the MB. I am seriously sick of the ixals at this point, and would love nothing more than to burn that entire area to ashes, piss on them, and burn it all again for good measure. The problem is...
  10. moonarchia

    I am currently living in my parents basement. AMA

    Other than his own?
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    I am currently living in my parents basement. AMA

    Is it really work if you're doing what you love?
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    I am currently living in my parents basement. AMA

    My folks and I got along so well we're planning to do it again long term starting as soon as they can sell their house on the west side of the state. Who are you going to be working for here in Denver?
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    I am currently living in my parents basement. AMA

    Been there. Done that. Wasn't too bad all things said. I had enough self loathing to shame myself into doing better, and I went on to have a decent career so far in telecom. Good luck to you! Ask Mist if he does housecalls?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tell her "Let's get weird then!" and start telling her how hard Noodlebutt makes you when he mopes about his messy house.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's also Asian. So... umm... does she have a sister?
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    The Summer 2019 Anime Thread

    No, I remember all of that from the manga. Just read it a couple weeks ago, too.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Snip snip. Just get it done before you have a week or two away from her and she'll never even need to know unless you tell her.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    By making a third baby?
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    The Summer 2019 Anime Thread

    Fruits Basket is coming along nicely. It has been years since I read the manga, so I have forgotten a lot of it.
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    Health Problems

    @Amod I think @Synj deserves a medal or title as our hometown Butt Expert.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It will depend on your location and what skills/certs you have, but all I did to get my current job is post my resume on linkedin and clicked the button saying I would be interested in offers. Took all of a week before I had the folks reach out to me who got me my current job. Been here for 2.5...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    By the ancient power of evil, I summon @Mrs. Gravy the Ever Cooking! Cause we haven't heard from her in a while, and I want more food porn.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    A dueler? Is that even a thing anymore?
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    Health Problems

    Good luck! Don't die!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Even if you're dubious, try it to show her (and hopefully not, but maybe a judge down the line) that you are willing to do anything to make the marriage work.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What Khane said re: Marriage counseling. Also, if it is the end do what we always talk about here about lawyering up now and not later. We don't need another live example of the Power of Divorce.
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    Mindhunter

    I knew it!
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    The Good Place

    If you aren't madly in love with Kristin Bell you are a homosexual, sir.
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    The Summer 2019 Anime Thread

    Not sure if this was a recommendation or not, but I am watching this because the plot is so bad it's almost good. But it's basically incest porn.
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    Health Problems

    Are you sure about this?
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    The Summer 2019 Anime Thread

    Just got caught up on Arifureta. While I do like that Yue isn't shy, it does irk me that the MC is such a pussy when it comes to sex. Also fuck yeah on TOG and Noblesse getting animes.
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    The Summer 2019 Anime Thread

    Yup. It is a really great story. Did the same thing myself over the weekend. Still excited to see it all animated. <3
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    The Summer 2019 Anime Thread

    Lord El Melloi II is pretty good so far. You guys are right, Danmachi is moving at a breakneck speed. But if the end of the season is epic, that's ok. I'm also liking Accelerator this season. Pretty standard ESPer stuff, but the MC is interesting.
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    She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

    Entrapta is still my favorite. Just a little engine of chaos who gives 0 fucks about anything other than 'science'.
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I have all gatherers at 80. I was able to turn my second retainer into a BTN, so I p[robably just did something wrong with the first one.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It definitely can be, but if it is right out of a bath/shower, then you are just horrible at basic personal hygiene.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you are a rational person, you can see a mental block for what it is. If it's something you and your wife haven't tried before, why not try it a few times for science? There are a ton of nerve endings in and around the anus, which is why assplay can be very pleasurable. If it's the 'dirty'...
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    Health Problems

    Only you can know when you are ready to pack it in. Some people like Mist want to stay around no matter how agonizing it might be. Some are ready at the drop of a hat. I posted last year during my first real taste of what is coming for me with diabetes and my fucked up genetics. I have done...
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    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    What do I need to turn them into gathering classes? I was able to turn one into a SMN, and has been doing exploration for a while, but is only 40 currently. Other I never bothered with. I am getting a shit ton of ventures now, though, so no point in waiting anymore.