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More importantly, how sharp are her knees?

Just started this over the weekend. Watched all 4 immediately. ufotable boner still raging.

You don't flash your T&A at us enough to be a bimbo.

Maybe Sean Bean will reprise his role as the Headless Horseman?

Oh, I'm at the end of 4.5 now. Just working on ilevel to get into the last dungeon. The side quests have taught me a very important lesson. Tataru is an evil little bitch. I'm guessing she is our missing Ascian at this point. "Warrior of Light, I want to huuuuuug you!" *KABOOM*

So, got my MCH to 70 yesterday. That makes 3 so far. BLM is on the daily roulette block now, and I am getting my BLU and WHM/AST to 50 so I can destroy all the low level junk that has been cluttering up my bags. Just need to get a few more mendacity items and my caster set will be at 360 so my...

Real Househusbands of FOH?

Oh you sweet summer child.

How many dead mothers do you have in your back yard?

No.

Still pretty miserable, though.

It will take a lot of Reeses Cups, but yes, we can make it.

Liquids? Check. Nutriments? Check. Clean underwear and socks? Check. Let's get this party started.

No, they are too busy trying to stock up for winter and war.

King has the ultimate power. Getting other people to do things for him.

Now they need to get her to play a recurring love interest for Steve in American Dad for the circle to be complete.

How does that work? Asking for a friend...

Hope you turned in your Wondrous tails before the servers went down!

One of my guildies says there is a leve for shoes that sell on MB for 8k. Will get any crafter from 51-60 in no time.

Keep your ears cleaned out, and put some tobasco, or whatever the hottest spice you can handle on some food. Repeat whenever you start to feel stuffed up. Will keep your sinuses clear.

It can text you now, too.

Dropped the dough for belt, weapon, and accessories, Will do AF slots in eureka.

Just got the main SB MSQs done, just cleanup on the patch ones to go before I am ready for ShB. SMN has been 70 a while. RDM got to 70 a day or two ago. BLM is 62 and will be next on the HOH daily roulette train after MCH is done. What is the easiest way to gear up as a n00b at 70? I looked at...

Has masturbation lost its fun yet?

Or you die before the pet, and it eats you because noone is filling its food bowl and has to be put down.

Well, I will be busy 5/8 and dead to the world 5/9. It's good to be able to plan ahead.

Only L Ron Hubbard knows for sure.

If you avoid all the side quests and just focus on MSQ you can get another job or two to 70 as well. Or just do daily duties. If you do your MSQ duty and leveling duty that will get you more than half a level a day at any level. My SMN did that and the 50/60 and trial, and pretty much got a...

Nashu, you mean.

Funny you should bring that up, I am checking off one of those bucket list items by going on for new talent night at a local comedy club next week. No idea if my set has to be clean or not.

Shire caster set is just fucking awesome looking. And it lasts you to 70 easy peasy. Hit that yesterday on SMN and did the rest of the class quests. Turns out AF3 also looks great.Still haven't finished the first set of MSQ quests in SB, but I know I will be farming all over again once I do...

Not well, usually. My sister's first husband tried that. She wasn't down with it and bailed. Both parties have to be really committed to each other for it to work out. The few times it does is usually from horrible diseases like fibro or accidents leading to things like paraplegia.

Ask her for an open relationship. She'll either be good with it knowing she can't please you that way anymore because of her disease, or she'll leave. Or just keep bottling up the resentment and make sure you have a way of disposing of a body handy.

Just wait for the next gen Roomba that Japan is going to invent. Your house will be clean, your nuts will be drained, and you can make it look like Lucy Liu.

Technically, she's going after the low hanging fruit. We're just watching and throwing poop at Noodle.

She singing "Me and Julio down by the schoolyard"

Dancing queen?

RDM is a lot of fun.

I'm still having fun playing 4-6 years of catchup. Finally got to Idyllshire. SMN is 62, BLM and RDM are 60. No point in trying to get anything else caught up to bathe in that delicious MSQ xp since the quests are all 58 now. Just going to run it all up as SMN from here until 70. Learned about...

Who is Max, and why is he waiting outside your door when you have sex? Is that @Screamfeeder 's real name? Did you just dox him?