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Why would someone even lie about something that is so easily figured out?

Holy fuck...just discovered this thread. How is not in the Hall of Fame?! This thread should be required reading for everyone on these boards.

Dude. You deserve the Nostradamus award. Went out tonight, some guy came up to me acting like a dick, and being drunk I didn"t really understand the situation. Long story short, she has a pseudo boyfriend, they"re on a break which means that I am just a jealously feather in her cap. fuck...

I met a pretty awesome chick. 1) She is much hotter than I should get 2) She likes Arrested Development! 3) She hasn"t turned crazy yet. Someone prepare to quote this

Holy Christ, get over yourself.

What is up with all the Eomer hate? Jesus titty fucking Christ...Dude has good stories, awesome. So what is he makes money, lots of people on these boards make money. I don"t know what is fueling this.

Eomer, I"d wait it out, and contact the mom in a weekish and ask her wtf is up with the bag situation. I think if the girl agrees to meet up for coffee or whatever, you"re only going to have a short period of time to make a good impression. Just try to be light and funny...nothing serious or...

Oh God Brad, that post made me seriously LOL

she moved to Arizona and we were in 10th grade

Going out with an uber old ex GF this weekend...shall be fun I hope.

So I thought I wanted to be with my ex girlfriend a few months ago now we"re together...and fuck...I don"t want this.

God, loled so hard at this...need to stop lurking while I"m trying to work.

Yeah pretty happy about this thread, it defiantly taught me that the less I cared (or appeared to care) the more things worked out for me.

We need to shrink this thread into a smaller format, and then sell it, using the proceeds for hookers to write FOHSS on.

Okay...so I went to my Ex girlfriends several weeks ago (the girl "who broke my heart" in the start of this thread) and things went well and I am starting to fall for her again. Someone cock punch me before I make a huge error. I know I am making a huge error, and I can"t stop myself.

22 me 20 her....destined to fail

Tell her you asked for a picture of her tits, not some stupid fucking lingerie

God why does no one come to D.C? That being said, I am going to pussy it up and visit my ex in New Hampshire everyone should mock me for being a vag

steak, coke, blowjob, success. OH! And the original girl who I wrote about breaking my heart in this thread called me tonight and asked me to come stay at her house for a week...

I have banged her, just not recently as we have both been away. fuck it, epic fail post in about 7 hours.

so I should fake sick before I spend $60 on a dinner then?

We had sex a few times, but after a few months of not seeing her, I can"t get back to where I was. So maybe I was not in the friend zone, but now I am? Maybe she is on her period, fuck if I know, but I am about to take her out for steak...so I better get a blowjob.

Tenks, I need a quick game plan for a chick I am sort of in the friend zone with, but not at the same time.

After anon guy tipped her off, oh how I"d love to figure out who this anon guy is and crush his dick.

Yeah, shit just got real son.

God FoH has been on a roll with good threads this month.

fourthed that"s like $2667 a photo

20% lead...FoHSS strikes again.

We"re pretty much giving her $8,000 for these titties!

Well if you look at the dudes six pack, it is actually a makeup effect six pack and not a real one.

voted for her, good luck

Go to a pumpkin patch to pick up chicks

With all the redundancy going on in these arguments, I think it is just about time to send this thread home.

This thread kind of cant go to the RRHOS yet, he still has several years of fail left in WoW for all of us to enjoy...

Can you at least start boxing in groups of 5 now?

GOD I am so fucking glad I have posted in this thread almost daily since it was created, I feel like it is a child that I have been watching grow for one plus year (lol still mid 40s btw). Ravvenn can you please entice Furor to come back and make just one last post addressing Sam, I think...

Sam you also hold the crown for most arrests for sex with minors on these boards as well!

[insert insult here]

Prepared has 13 of his characters over 70 and 32 of his characters are higher level than any of yours. Oh yeah, Yahoo! also did an article on him, making him the most famous multi boxer, until Yahoo! does an article on you.