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That"s not the sound of your heart breaking. That"s the sound of your dick crying.

Yeah... don"t be a decent person, wait a few months, and get tested for std"s before banging someone else. It"s been a whole 2 weeks since you broke up with your ex, right!? Something would have come up by now! That mangy fucking cumtrap you call a "sailed ship" has barely left port. And she...

Well it"s completely different than buying a high-end sports car because it would be like demanding your spouse to buy you a high-end sports car. Buying a high end sports car is more akin to a woman buying herself a $600 purse. Your argument drips with aura of superiority. Get off it, man...

What exactly is your analysis? So far it has amounted to "women who "want" a wedding ring are egotistical and only want rings as a social status. There couldn"t possibly be any other explanation for them wanting a ring." You completely dismiss any idea that a woman could want a ring as a...

What exactly is the argument set to prove? There are people with kids who are generally successful and would consider themselves happy with their life. There are people without kids who are generally successful and would consider themselves happy with their life. If you think people...

Eh, umbrella statements about being happy in regard to having children are just silly. I have friends with children and I have friends without and there is no huge difference in how satisfied they are with their lives. Your insinuation that cleaning up shit makes you unhappy is misguided for...

TC and Dabamf, just rub taints and makeout already. How old are you two and how did you keep talking yourself into being with someone like that for over a year? This is all assuming what you are saying is the entire story, of course.

Jerk off. If it still seems like a good idea after you finish, go for it. If not, don"t.

I bet there was ticking involved though. Tickling requires a swift counter-offensive.

It seems like your biggest concern is being tied down by her. If that is the case, no matter what happens you are going to blame her. Even if the only reason you don"t do something is because you"re a lazy shit head rather than because of being in a relationship, you would still blame her. That...

Maybe "women" is not the correct word to use. I think all of your advice applies to when boys date girls, not so much when men date women. If you break up with a woman because the relationship isn"t working, you will both move on. In all honesty, if you are in the type of situation where...

Name one "instictual emotion" you want to get rid of. If you"re talking about fucking a hot stupid broad that you have nothing in common with in order to some how suck out of your head the desire to fuck other vapid women you run into later on in your life... that"s exactly not how it works.

Just to play devil"s advocate; do you think single moms are more or less attractive to single fathers? Sure most don"t have anywhere near the custody rights of the mother in most divorce cases, but they are still out there. Edit: Damn just looked up the stat. In the US, 84% of custodial...

I hear you, man. I"m getting to that age where I can either go for the single mom or the dumb college freshman. There seems to be a void of the in between. Just broke up with a 20 year old because she was WAY too immature and jealous about my relationship with my best friend"s wife.

To the first: Why would you even ask that question to begin with? I can"t think of any logical reason for it to be asked if you"re not having serious issues in bed. To the second: Well I guess we know who #1 was. Do you think you have the same insecurities? It sounds like you want some type...

In my experience; if none of what someone is doing makes sense, it"s because you don"t have all of the information. Either you are holding back information from us about how this relationship was actually going, or she is holding something back from you. If it"s the latter then be ready for...

I can assure you this is a well known part of town called "Little Portland".

You"re missing the point. It"s not about knowing where to go. It"s about paradigm shift. It"s about letting go. What do you do? Shit if I know. When I went through my first big break up I started getting into different hobbies; b&w photography, billiards, working out, etc before I even...

Well I know you want to stop hurting, but the first thing you have to do is look at the pain from a different perspective. The pain is not the problem. Actually the pain is there to help you. It is there to tell you something you"re doing isn"t paying off. Think of it like this: Our mind...

It"s alright to miss the person you thought she was just as long as you realize that is not the same person she became. Keep on keepin" on, man.

Agreed. I think it"s easy for most men to confuse "have confidence" with "be a dick" because in some cases women (in truthgirls) can"t distinguish between the two either. The thing is... being a dick is ONLY going to get you these girls. And these aren"t the ones you want. You can fool girls...

It"s tough, man. Just realize if you start to miss her; you"re missing who you thought she was, not who she turned out to be. It happens a lot and the distinction between the two can save you a lot of grief down the road. I had a relapse 2 years after my first long-term broke up with me and it...

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?... In all honesty, get rid of every single thing that reminds you of her. Maybe you"re the type that wants to remember the good times, maybe you"re the type that wants her back, or maybe you"re the type that wants to rape her fresh corpse... Either way, get rid of...

I say give it to some cross-dresser and hope it ends up in a drag show.

Your life revolves around the ugly...

This is just personal opinion, but I think having a nice smoker helps battle the mangina factor even more than setting your ex"s shit on fire. Either way, nice work.

Fucking Christ! Galiem is batting 1000!

Since you know it"s a male you should still use the coat hanger on it. At this point it"s more a test of strength and will.

Well yeah... she"s getting a divorce NOW, you fucking homewrecker. I hope you"re proud.

It"s your sanity, man. Any further advice is going to require pics. There is a ratio of crazy shit to hotness and the scale varies in a very subtle fashion. So we are definitely going to need to seem them tits to gain a better understanding of the situation. It"s all to help you, my friend...

She trapped you. She put an idea out there and then punished you for going though with it. Get out. It will only get worse.

No, he needs them because he never knew his biological mother. Which amazes me because he has fucked every sweat hog in Ohio and I"ll bet the college fund that she"s no featherweight.

I can"t be reading this right.

I love the dread on his face at 2:48 after she mentions spending more time together.

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Dolce and Gabbana. Same brand as that spiffy little case your boyfriend bought you for your dental dams so he can still harpoon your face when those pesky little "canker" sores are acting up.

What would it take to get you to stop posting? Honestly. Some type of message board hysterectomy? Fuck.

PLEASE MORE OF YOUR TEXTS WITH GIRLS! PLEASE FUCKING MORE! THEY ARE SO FUCKING INTERESTING! OH GOD HOW LONG BEFORE SHE TEXTED AGAIN!? DID SHE SAY "SUP"? DID YOU GET A VENTI LATTE AFTER!? Your routinely insipid "omg texting with a girl" posts deserve to boil to death in a vat of molten aids...

That depends. Is it good enough of pussy to not put in effort to find a new piece of ass? Pro"s of banging the ex include; 1. Pulling dirty/inappropriate shit that you would never be able to pull on her while in a relationship (i.e. ass to mouth, a brutal facefuck which brings tears to her...

Yeah you are. If you"re going to be with a woman who has a child whom isn"t a selfish piece of shit, she will ALWAYS put her child before anything. Shit, the kid is 3 years old, man. Realize that she is just trying to be a decent parent to her child (which is admirable as hell for any single...