2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

Daezuel · Mar 21, 2023

Gavinmad said:
I think my dong just threatened to crawl back up into my abdominal cavity if I ever go anywhere near Vegas.

Well at least it doesn't have far to go!

Bubbles · Mar 22, 2023

jooka said:

In this case I take trash over cute

Regime · Mar 22, 2023

Daezuel said:
Well at least it doesn't have far to go!

Animosity · Mar 23, 2023

Hes gonna go to the Eagles. SB caliber team and gets to shit on the Cowboys twice a year. How can he not.

Regime · Mar 23, 2023

Animosity said:
Hes gonna go to the Eagles. SB caliber team and gets to shit on the Cowboys twice a year. How can he not.

Hmm dunno AFC north would be easier path to SB wouldn’t it?

Animosity · Mar 23, 2023

Regime said:
Hmm dunno AFC north would be easier path to SB wouldn’t it?

Not at all. The AFC is loaded. The NFC has 2 good teams. Eagles and Niners.

Regime · Mar 23, 2023

Animosity said:
Not at all. The AFC is loaded. The NFC has 2 good teams. Eagles and Niners.

I’m tired and was just thinking of conferences. I guess that would make sense.

Kaines · Mar 23, 2023

Animosity said:
Hes gonna go to the Eagles. SB caliber team and gets to shit on the Cowboys twice a year. How can he not.

Zeke on the Eagles would certainly help the Cowboys close the gap between them....

Alex · Mar 23, 2023

If Zeke comes with a cheap price tag I'd be willing to drop Mixon and take Zeke. But it probably doesn't really help the team in anyway except for saving some money.

jooka · Mar 23, 2023

Schefter failed to mention this is Zeke's wish list and from the sounds of it, none of the teams have actually been in contact with him or displayed interest

BrutulTM · Mar 23, 2023

jooka said:
Schefter failed to mention this is Zeke's wish list and from the sounds of it, none of the teams have actually been in contact with him or displayed interest

Yeah aging running back with a big name. Sounds like teams might be lining up to try to resurrect Cam Newton before him.

zzeris · Mar 24, 2023

jooka said:
Schefter failed to mention this is Zeke's wish list and from the sounds of it, none of the teams have actually been in contact with him or displayed interest

Bengals' Zac Taylor addresses Ezekiel Elliott wish list: 'We like our team where it's at right now'

LMAO.

Burnem Wizfyre · Mar 24, 2023

zzeris said:
Bengals' Zac Taylor addresses Ezekiel Elliott wish list: 'We like our team where it's at right now'

LMAO.

No one wants zeke, he’s going somewhere at vet league minimum to be a short yardage back.

Muurloen · Mar 25, 2023

Burnem Wizfyre said:
No one wants zeke, he’s going somewhere at vet league minimum to be a short yardage back.

Or play Center in a pinch.

Daezuel · Mar 25, 2023

Animosity · Mar 25, 2023

Hell ya baby. Glad to have him back.-

Daezuel · Mar 25, 2023

Animosity said:
Hell ya baby. Glad to have him back.-

Rams legend Bobby Wagner. Take care of him for us!

Animosity · Mar 27, 2023

Future Dolphin or Falcon.

Kaines · Mar 27, 2023

Animosity said:
Future Dolphin or Falcon.

And less than a week later, they put the nonexclusive franchise tag on him. Basically saying "fuck you, no trade"

Brahma · Mar 27, 2023

Animosity said:
Future Dolphin or Falcon.

Haven't followed. What/How much is he asking? Ballpark.

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