2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers
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so you mean pirate it right? Fuck paying for Sunday ticket. I'm still mad that I have to pay for Youtube TV but my wife is a TV junkie.
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Burnem Wizfyre
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Getting an epidural, I didn’t even know he was pregnant 🫃Jerra playing 6d chess?
Sources: Parsons may get back injection to play
Packers pass rusher Micah Parsons has been dealing with an L4/L5 facet joint sprain in his back and he may receive an injection before Sunday's game against the Detroit Lions if needed to help him play, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.www.espn.com
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Hoss
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Wait, we got la flama blanca?
It aint no herchel trade, not enough picks/potential picks. But it is similar in that it's the best player on the team, everyone across the board thinks it's idiotic, and his own fans hate him for it. We'll have to wait 2-3 years and see if we start winning superbowls I guess.
But I do admit we need more help on the interior d-line than at rusher. I dunno who this guy is, I hope he's a fireplug. In the limited stuff I've been listening to, everyone is spending all their time pissing and moaning about the loss of micah and no time on a scouting report on kenny.
If that's a cortisone shot, I think you can only get 2 of those in the same spot in your lifetime because they eat away at your cartlidge.
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Phazael
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This sort of rationalization only makes sense if Jerrah had done this shit much earlier in the offseason. As it is, we got Parsons for two picks we likely won't need and in a contract that is very cap friendly. And (barring injury) Parsons fills a major hole in our defense, even if he misses some time for whatever reason. Really the only major gap we have after this is secondary, unless Parsons is a total bust (unlikely, at least in the regular season). As a Packer Fan, it feels like we engaged in elder abuse by making this trade with Jerrah.
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Is it cap friendly? All I've seen is 'highest paid non QB' and 'shitload of guaranteed money'. I think I heard early on that the guaranteed money was the sticking point with jerrah. I know there are ways to make those contracts cap friendly, but if there's an injury that guaranteed money suddenly becomes very un cap friendly.
If my curse works his legs will fall soon off. Or maybe Jerry's will. I left the target vague on purpose.
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The way the money is spread out it leaves us with a lot of options and space, especially with clearing Clark off the roster. Clark was good for us, but he has fell off a cliff the last two years and his run D stats are worse than Parson's were last year so I am not to worried about him going to Dallas. The final year will be a bit dicey, but that shit always gets renegotiated or extended anyhow.
And you can't account for injury, really. He has been mostly healthy and even last year when he was dinged up he put up top numbers. I am more worried about Love's health than Parsons. If Jerrah had actually thought about it, This is not Aaron Rodgers with a glass jaw here. This is a 27 year old player at their apex of physical ability. The guy Jerrah should have demanded in the trade was Clark and I am fucking baffled at how we even got to keep him on the same roster as Parsons.
And I know people are calling Parsons a playoff bust, but that blowout two years ago was because the Dallas D let Aaron Jones run all over them (which he had been doing for years already) and the inability of Dallas to put points on the board and protect the football early. Mike McFatass as the HC was practically a gift wrapped guarantee of epic meltdown. Packer Fans knew this and even tried to warn the Cowboys fans. Jerrah hiring that idiot, let alone sticking with him as long as he did, is what did all the damage to that team.
And you can't account for injury, really. He has been mostly healthy and even last year when he was dinged up he put up top numbers. I am more worried about Love's health than Parsons. If Jerrah had actually thought about it, This is not Aaron Rodgers with a glass jaw here. This is a 27 year old player at their apex of physical ability. The guy Jerrah should have demanded in the trade was Clark and I am fucking baffled at how we even got to keep him on the same roster as Parsons.
And I know people are calling Parsons a playoff bust, but that blowout two years ago was because the Dallas D let Aaron Jones run all over them (which he had been doing for years already) and the inability of Dallas to put points on the board and protect the football early. Mike McFatass as the HC was practically a gift wrapped guarantee of epic meltdown. Packer Fans knew this and even tried to warn the Cowboys fans. Jerrah hiring that idiot, let alone sticking with him as long as he did, is what did all the damage to that team.