2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

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I mean it’s not like we are winning w/o him.
It’ll be good drama either way.
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Yep, and if he's going after the hot KC women, that just means he has more time to focus on football.
 
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Yep, and if he's going after the hot KC women, that just means he has more time to focus on football.


I’d be more worried about him becoming a super fat Oompa Loompa looking motherfucker, eating our BBQ.
 
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HIll is under NFL investigation for beating on his wife in a he said she said divorce right now, regardless of truth you prob don't want no part of that
 

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I’d be more worried about him becoming a super fat Oompa Loompa looking motherfucker, eating our BBQ.
I'd um be interested in becoming a super fat Oompa Loompa looking Mofo for some of that BBQ...... just saying.
 
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Chiefs 0-2 worst start since 2014
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Alex Alex 2-0 best start in years and you disappeared.
 
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Chiefs 0-2 worst start since 2014
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Alex Alex 2-0 best start in years and you disappeared.
Given that the Florida Crocodiles are even worse than the Chiefs, this is the only real football thread for you....
 
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Burrow, McCarthy, Daniels and Fields all hurt. What a week for QBs.
Add Purdy and amend that to two week stretch. Not sure any of us expect oldsters like Flacco or Rodgers to survive the season (hell, who knows about Stafford either).

Part of this is the clear recent trend in the NFL that strong defenses (vs offenses) start well - "Get up there and kill the QB" requires far less coordination and reps than some offensive trick play does.

As for McCarthy, if its the same leg that lost the season last year, I'd be cautious as hell too. Give the dude a light schedule with his new kid for a couple weeks and have him in all the rehab.
 

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Win or lose, all I think of when I watch the current Buc's is that the Panthers let Mayfield go because he 'wasn't working out'.

super rustle.
 
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Probably. 11% if a team starts 0-2 to make the playoffs they make it to 0-3and it drops to like 2%i believe.

My patriots in 2nd place in the AFC east... Steelers next week do we get week 1 Rodgers or week 2? Hopefully week 2 so patriots will most likely be able to be 2-2 after week 4
That's a dumb stat to rely on. It's not like all those 0-2 teams were equal in talent or experience.

That said, their schedule doesn't seem that easy.
 

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pretty sure the stat L Lenardo was referring to was from like 1990-2022 with a 265 team sample size. Perfect example of it in action was the Bengals missing the playoffs last year starting out 0-3
 

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pretty sure the stat L Lenardo was referring to was from like 1990-2022 with a 265 team sample size. Perfect example of it in action was the Bengals missing the playoffs last year starting out 0-3


Bengals will win the superbowl with Jake BigSnake Browning while Burrow cries on the sideline.



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