2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

Lightning Lord Rule

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Vuuxo said:
I'm nominating you again for not using the proper meme for this.
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Siliconemelons

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sleevedraw said:
TomServo vs. Goatface - No beef with either; coinflip.
Lightning Lord Rule vs. Kuro - Sic semper tyrannis.
Siliconemelons vs. Denamian - B A L D avatar. Also always vote for miscers; it's always morally correct.
Caligula the Cat vs. RQB - I just don't like the name.
Vuuxo vs Blazin - Always vote for amod; it's always morally correct.
Gavinmad vs. SeanDoe1z1 - Coinflip
Boozecube vs. wellijustdontknow - Just providing some hugs.
Bandwagon vs. Yerm - Coinflip
Sid Farkus vs. gwg77 - Coinflip
Dr. Retarded vs. Kajimaji - Coinflip
stupidmonkey vs. Indyocracy - Coinflip
Luc1fer vs. Brahma - Coinflip
Lurkingdirk vs. Abigailicious - Coinflip
Cad vs. Quevy - Always vote for amods; it's always morally correct.
Talos vs. Gravel - Yes, we all know we're doomed and everything sucks. Booze but plays drums. Stop shitting up the politics thread with double/triple posts and learn to multiquote.
Music for Fish vs. brikker - 🧩
Tarrant vs. Daezuel - Coinflip
Furry vs. Tasty the Treat - Difficult, but Furry's been marginally better this year (low bar), and Tasty's crashout is fresh in my mind.
Bald Brah vs. Koushirou - Always vote for miscers; it's always morally correct. Also, Koush is about the last person on this board who comes to my mind on the asshat scale.
Butthurt vs. sinistkir13 - Always vote for amod; it's always morally correct.
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You dongles, I am NOT a misc’er lol where the heck did this stupid idea come from?!

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Lightning Lord Rule

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Siliconemelons said:
Well...that settles it...as, I basically have to assume MFF has been right all along...
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The real MFF retired 3 years ago, as the closet where he kept all his evidence underneath the blankets and old copies of Vanguard in changed dimensions on him without warning.

Stupid multiversal paradoxes.
 
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Kajiimagi

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so not campaigning but lurkingdirk lurkingdirk since, you know, you have my real fucking name and my phone number you'd think you would learn to spell my made up EQ name!
 
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Lightning Lord Rule

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Kajiimagi said:
so not campaigning but lurkingdirk lurkingdirk since, you know, you have my real fucking name and my phone number you'd think you would learn to spell my made up EQ name!
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People are lulled to sleep with all the FSR posts, but lurkingdirk lurkingdirk is actually almost totally worthless. Some say he will be the first candidate to be turned into a brain in a motorized tank like Mr Ng from Snow Crash, just because he can't be bothered to do anything else.

I don't know about any of that for sure, but I WILL say his brackets are... subpar.
 
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lurkingdirk

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Lightning Lord Rule said:
People are lulled to sleep with all the FSR posts, but lurkingdirk lurkingdirk is actually almost totally worthless. Some say he will be the first candidate to be turned into a brain in a motorized tank like Mr Ng from Snow Crash, just because he can't be bothered to do anything else.

I don't know about any of that for sure, but I WILL say his brackets are... subpar.
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Vuuxo

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Lightning Lord Rule said:
People are lulled to sleep with all the FSR posts, but lurkingdirk lurkingdirk is actually almost totally worthless. Some say he will be the first candidate to be turned into a brain in a motorized tank like Mr Ng from Snow Crash, just because he can't be bothered to do anything else.

I don't know about any of that for sure, but I WILL say his brackets are... subpar.
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Nirgon

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No man who advocates for the saving of his race and humanity violates any rule.

Refusing to specify what you want addressed in an answer is the same as refusing to answer.

Wormysar for ass hat. Shoot me.
 
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Nirgon

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Hoss said:
Counterpoint. What if his race is some kinda shitskin?
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This puts me in a pickle because I have to answer questions yet am trying to avoid generally participating here any further...

If it was happening to "shitskins" (I'd use another word that I think is tamer but can't) then ensuring his species survives via any means necessary is warranted.

The thing is they are pandered to, basically worshipped and given unbelievable amounts of free stuff and guaranteed job positions. Therefore I do not think there's anything to defend themselves from right now, except maybe themselves but guess who has to pay for that.

I don't think there's any organized threat to "shitskins" and their percent of the global population seems to be constantly on the up.

Did I cover everything you were looking for in my answer? Don't worry about how you/if respond, you're ok.
 
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