2025 AssHat Voting Round 2!!

TheBeagle

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Araysar vs. Goatface
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs. Lanx
Quaid vs. Gavinmad
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious
nigron vs. Cad
Talos vs. Aldarion
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Bald Brah
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
 
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lurkingdirk

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Cad said:
Araysar vs. Goatface - Not sure if y'all are aware but @Araysar is still here and monitoring these happenings. He's trying not to post because he's a little bitch boy. Roast him at will, he's reading it.
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - I don't know what siliconemelons did or didn't do. Amod it is.
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy - Our local conspiracy miscer deserves it.
nigron vs. Cad - Innocent typo lurkingdirk lurkingdirk or signaling something?
Talos vs. Aldarion - I was raised Catholic and I still don't like this guy
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Innocent typo.

Kinda GIF
 
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Nirgon

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Araysar vs. Goatface - ultra MIGA and easily a winner of all times who dodged last time due to Foler grenegging
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - idk what set this guy off
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - idk
Vuuxo vs. Lanx - uh who
Quaid vs. Gavinmad - hes come around a lil but ya
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow - shrug
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus - shrug
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss - Oof, neither, but only one's a professional
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy - Dunno the opponent
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious - Cringe
nigron vs. Cad - MIGA and begging for admin to end his many years of suffering at my hands
Talos vs. Aldarion - Talos is a fave, shrug
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker - one of the maddest ppl here, esp about classic MMO
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat - shrug
Masakari vs. Bald Brah - Mas is very based
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - shrug
 
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Araysar vs. Goatface - Putin's love child.
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - Heavy is the crown.
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Never laughs at my Asian jokes.
Quaid vs. Gavinmad
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss - Has never cured anyone here of their retardation.
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious
nigron vs. Cad - That incel thread gives me the shivers.
Talos vs. Aldarion - This was a tough one. What would Jesus do?
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker - Childhood friend had a creepy uncle named Julian. Fucking weirdo.
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat - This one might actually deserve it.
Masakari vs. Bald Brah - BB.com
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - I might need an internet lawyer some day.
 
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Kaines

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Araysar vs. Goatface
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs. Lanx
Quaid vs. Gavinmad
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious
nigron vs. Cad
Talos vs. Aldarion
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Bald Brah
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
 
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rhinohelix

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Araysar vs. Goatface- In abstensia as it were, I can't recall an issue with him personally, really. I know he has his fans.
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons- The first of many terrible pairings. How is this a bracket? .
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB-Shallowest well, sorry RQB.
Vuuxo vs. Lanx- How is Lanx a round 2 entrant? Dogs and cats, man. Sorry Lanx.
Quaid vs. Gavinmad- Chaos reigns, random choice selection.
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow- Chaos reigns, random choice selection.
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus- Not voting for Bandwagon; shallowest well, sorry Sid, nothing personal.
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss- Not voting for either one; no vote was registered.
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy- Chaos reigns, random selector has chosen; sorry Indy.
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious- What does the fox say? Chaos reigns.
nigron vs. Cad- WTF these brackets.
Talos vs. Aldarion- Just stop making me apologize.
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker- Voted for brikker last round, voting for not-brikker this round.
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat- First vote I don't feel bad about.
Masakari vs. Bald Brah- LD, You're tearing me apart!
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner- Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
 
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Araysar vs. Goatface
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs. Lanx
Quaid vs. Gavinmad
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious
nigron vs. Cad
Talos vs. Aldarion
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Bald Brah
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
 
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yerm

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Araysar vs. Goatface
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs. Lanx
Quaid vs. Gavinmad
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious
nigron vs. Cad
Talos vs. Aldarion
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Bald Brah
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner

I dont really need to explain. Everyone I voted for is a fag.

(Everyone I didnt vote for is also a fag)
 
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stupidmonkey

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sleevedraw said:
Dirk needs to stop campaigning in the first post with the whole introducing-arbitrary-rules-to-void-votes schtick. This is a violation of our sacred democratic process.

democracy GIF


For this ballot, in lieu of providing justifications on the votes that are not "I don't care" coinflips, I have provided each bold challenger with a theme song that they may carry with them for the rest of this contest. Amods and admins get votes and songs automatically, but once round 3 starts, they will be evaluated based on actual merit, not (just) their position.

Don't ask me why some underlines are white and some are not; perhaps LLR finally invested into some granularity with the donations.

Araysar vs. Goatface - An ode to a great leader
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - Cower at this display of generic hard rock
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - Coinflip
Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Angular banjos sound good to me
Quaid vs. Gavinmad - Two weeks
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow - To one of our forum's greatest pessimists
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus - Coinflip
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss - Coinflip
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy - Coinflip
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious - Coinflip
nigron vs. Cad - This post has an indemnification clause built in
Talos vs. Aldarion - The themesong of Captain Contrarian
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker - Please be patient
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat - All the fun of the Cirkus
Masakari vs. Bald Brah - Guitar is a Jewish conspiracy targeting our precious bodily fluids
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - KBJ sends her regards; it's just business
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Oh, if we are doing theme songs...

Araysar vs. Goatface - Korobeiniki

Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - Erika

Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - Anything by Lawrence Welk

Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Ching chong ching chong, it's a classic

Quaid vs. Gavinmad - Knights in White Satin

Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow - Paint it Black

Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus - Big Balls

Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss - Let's Get Retard

Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy - Tiny Bubbles

Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious - Sympathy for the Devil

nigron vs. Cad - Erika

Talos vs. Aldarion - O Fortuna

Julian the Apostate vs. brikker - Anything by Bush

Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat - Red Foreman saying dumbass on infinite loop

Masakari vs. Bald Brah - You're the Best

Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - Erika
 
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Lightning Lord Rule

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Araysar vs. Goatface - scurred of Cad as amod. What an Asshat.

Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons - voting for yourself is an asshat play. Plus I heard this guy used to be a miscer!!

Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB - TA says Sanrith is going to the moon!

Vuuxo vs. Lanx - Lanx is so stupid he might not realize he won until months later.

Quaid vs. Gavinmad - Quaid is still Canadian to my knowledge, and even if he's not, just me associating Canada and his name together is enough.

Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow - blackpilling all the way to a trophy?

Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus - dem balls be droopin, yo

Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss - what's the difference between these 2: Hoss doesn't even know what a doctorate is.

Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy - insanity vs autism.

Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious - misc vs AI, even AI titties can't make the misc look good!

nigron vs. Cad - strong candidate for the final 4. Or 2.

Talos vs. Aldarion - sneakily a tough choice. You both should reflect on this fact...

Julian the Apostate vs. brikker - eh.

Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat - now THIS would be a lulzy victory.

Masakari vs. Bald Brah - mossad agent vs no mental agency.

Butthurt vs. Ambiturner - I think getting so close last year did some serious damage. Asshatting at high levels is not for the faint of heart.
 
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Araysar vs. Goatface
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs. Lanx
Quaid vs. Gavinmad
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious
nigron vs. Cad
Talos vs. Aldarion
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Bald Brah
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
 
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Araysar vs. Goatface
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs. Lanx
Quaid vs. Gavinmad
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious
nigron vs. Cad
Talos vs. Aldarion
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Bald Brah
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
 
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Izo

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Araysar vs. Goatface
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs. Lanx
Quaid vs. Gavinmad
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious
nigron vs. Cad
Talos vs. Aldarion
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Bald Brah
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner

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In before lurkingdirk lurkingdirk premature ejaculation. Also piss drunk afternoon. Cheers.
 
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Maul

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Araysar vs. Goatface
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs. Lanx
Quaid vs. Gavinmad
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious
nigron vs. Cad
Talos vs. Aldarion
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Bald Brah
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
 
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Izo

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Maul said:
Araysar vs. Goatface
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs. Lanx
Quaid vs. Gavinmad
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious
nigron vs. Cad
Talos vs. Aldarion
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Bald Brah
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
Click to expand...
Clubbing Season 1 GIF by The Roku Channel
 
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Quevy

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Araysar vs. Goatface - Sorry Goatface love your posts on the thott thread, but Chicago guys gotta' stick together.
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs. Lanx
Quaid vs. Gavinmad
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious
nigron vs. Cad
Talos vs. Aldarion
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Bald Brah
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
 
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Araysar vs. Goatface
Lighting Lord Rule vs. Siliconemelons
Sanrith Descartes vs. RQB
Vuuxo vs. Lanx
Quaid vs. Gavinmad
Tide27 vs. wellijustdontknow
Bandwagon vs. Sid Farkus
Dr. Retarded vs. Hoss
Cayennechap vs. Indyocracy
Luc1fer vs. Abigailicious
nigron vs. Cad
Talos vs. Aldarion
Julian the Apostate vs. brikker
Daezuel vs. Tasty the Treat
Masakari vs. Bald Brah
Butthurt vs. Ambiturner
 
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